2 00:00:06,666 --> 00:00:09,875 'Liquor consumption is injurious to health.' 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:01:36,541 --> 00:01:42,750 This world. This atmosphere. 5 00:01:43,125 --> 00:01:46,375 it's of no use to me. 6 00:01:46,666 --> 00:01:49,000 'No, no, no. They're singing the wrong song.' 7 00:01:49,041 --> 00:01:50,500 'No one is heartbroken here.' 8 00:01:50,750 --> 00:01:52,625 'Actually, a tradition has been broken here.' 9 00:01:52,666 --> 00:01:54,416 'They are celebrating that.' 10 00:01:55,666 --> 00:01:57,250 'This is a family of constables.' 11 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,000 'Since the last four generations...' 12 00:01:59,125 --> 00:02:01,125 'the men of this family have been constables...' 13 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,166 'and have retired as constables.' 14 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:06,750 'But today, the son of this family...' 15 00:02:06,875 --> 00:02:09,125 'Fateh Singh has broken this tradition.' 16 00:02:09,916 --> 00:02:11,916 Put it up properly. - I'm doing it. 17 00:02:12,625 --> 00:02:14,666 Aunt, come outside. Brother Fateh has come. 18 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:19,291 My baby! My sweetheart! - 'He did become a constable at first...' 19 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:21,125 'but he won't retire as a constable...' 20 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:23,000 'since he has become an inspector now.' 21 00:02:31,625 --> 00:02:34,625 'There are many who didn't expect this from Fateh.' 22 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,125 'They're embarrassed now.' 23 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:39,375 You guys are embarrassed now. 24 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:42,125 I'm a policeman now. 25 00:02:42,625 --> 00:02:43,750 Hello. 26 00:02:44,791 --> 00:02:46,125 Hello! Hello! 27 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,875 Uncle, how are you? - I'm fine, son. Very well. 28 00:02:48,916 --> 00:02:51,166 What would you say? A family of constables? 29 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:53,166 We'd gotten used to saluting to such an extent... 30 00:02:53,291 --> 00:02:54,875 that even when a vegetable vendor... 31 00:02:54,916 --> 00:02:56,250 called out to us, we would salute. 32 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,166 Be careful, I'm warning you. 33 00:02:58,250 --> 00:03:00,625 My family only salutes, but your family could be ruined. 34 00:03:03,291 --> 00:03:04,875 Master, give me your blessings. Hello. 35 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,625 Bless you, son. Bless you. 36 00:03:06,875 --> 00:03:09,416 What would you say? - Son, you can't even cross the 10th class. 37 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:10,500 I got through the 10th class. 38 00:03:10,541 --> 00:03:12,166 Now you cross the police station and show me. 39 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:14,000 You can't even write an essay on the Punjab police. 40 00:03:14,125 --> 00:03:16,750 Nowadays essays are being written on us, master. 41 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:19,500 No, son. it's not that. 42 00:03:19,625 --> 00:03:22,625 I always knew that you would achieve something when you grow up. 43 00:03:22,666 --> 00:03:23,791 I've achieved it now, that's why you feel so. 44 00:03:23,875 --> 00:03:25,250 You would call me useless earlier. 45 00:03:25,291 --> 00:03:27,375 Don't you dare call a child useless again! 46 00:03:32,375 --> 00:03:34,125 Son. - Yes? 47 00:03:34,541 --> 00:03:37,250 Should we talk about your marriage with our Nikki? 48 00:03:37,291 --> 00:03:39,875 How can we get our girl married to this idiot? 49 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,416 This is what you would say, right? 50 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:43,000 How can I falsify your statement? 51 00:03:43,125 --> 00:03:45,166 Come on, have tea and get going. okay? 52 00:03:45,416 --> 00:03:46,875 otherwise I may have to throw you out. 53 00:03:47,375 --> 00:03:51,500 My baby! My sweetheart! My darling! 54 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:56,000 My son looks so handsome wearing an inspector's uniform. 55 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:57,750 You look so good, son. 56 00:03:57,791 --> 00:04:00,125 You've given birth to a handsome son. The uniform is just an excuse. 57 00:04:00,416 --> 00:04:01,916 He has gone on his father. 58 00:04:02,541 --> 00:04:05,250 Shut up. I'll break your teeth with a hammer. 59 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:07,500 I'll complain. - You'll complain! 60 00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:09,375 if he was like you, he would've remained... 61 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:10,666 a constable like your family. 62 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,375 He wouldn't have become an inspector. 63 00:04:12,666 --> 00:04:15,916 Don't you dare! - Today your love overflows. 64 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:18,250 Come on, son. The whole village wants... 65 00:04:18,375 --> 00:04:20,166 to get pictures clicked with you. 66 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:22,000 But mother, I feel like dancing. Can we dance right now? 67 00:04:22,041 --> 00:04:23,250 Let's do it. 68 00:04:23,375 --> 00:04:25,375 My son will dance. 69 00:04:25,791 --> 00:04:31,875 it's of no use to me. This world... 70 00:04:32,875 --> 00:04:34,250 Get lost. - Mike? 71 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:36,250 Strange. They don't even let you sing. 72 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,666 Stop it. What is this? 73 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:42,291 I will sing myself. Come on. 74 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:44,625 "We wear a turban. We are men of attitude." 75 00:04:46,875 --> 00:04:49,375 "We are egoistic and strong." 76 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,291 "We are very gutsy." 77 00:04:53,375 --> 00:04:55,875 "No one can stand in front of us." 78 00:04:57,500 --> 00:05:02,000 "The dance of the Punjabis will make them look like kings today." 79 00:05:02,041 --> 00:05:06,375 "Vacate the place. Mr Singh will dance today." 80 00:05:06,666 --> 00:05:10,750 "Vacate the place. Mr Singh will dance today." 81 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:15,166 "Vacate the place. Mr Singh will dance today." 82 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:17,291 "Mr Singh will dance today." 83 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,250 "Dance." 84 00:05:34,791 --> 00:05:39,125 "When we prosper, people get jealous of us." 85 00:05:43,791 --> 00:05:48,250 "We're clean at heart. We never cheat anyone." 86 00:05:50,125 --> 00:05:54,375 "only we can carry off style." 87 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:58,791 "Vacate the place. Mr Singh will dance today." 88 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:03,000 "Vacate the place. Mr Singh will dance today." 89 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:07,250 "Vacate the place. Mr Singh will dance today." 90 00:06:07,375 --> 00:06:08,875 "Mr Singh will dance today." 91 00:06:08,916 --> 00:06:10,000 "Dance." 92 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,416 "Dance." 93 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:31,875 "We live happily. We drink a little when we're happy." 94 00:06:35,916 --> 00:06:40,666 "We're stubborn, but great at heart. We celebrate on a grand scale." 95 00:06:42,166 --> 00:06:46,750 "Not one, but two drums will be played till late at night." 96 00:06:46,791 --> 00:06:51,041 "Vacate the place. Mr Singh will dance today." 97 00:06:51,375 --> 00:06:55,375 "Vacate the place. Mr Singh will dance today." 98 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:59,625 "Vacate the place. Mr Singh will dance today." 99 00:06:59,916 --> 00:07:04,166 "Vacate the place. Mr Singh will dance today." 100 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:06,375 "Mr Singh will dance today." 101 00:07:14,291 --> 00:07:15,916 The inspector is so strange. 102 00:07:16,166 --> 00:07:19,000 I wonder where I've kept it. - I didn't find it, sir. 103 00:07:20,666 --> 00:07:24,000 You idiots! The whole department couldn't find my uniform? 104 00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:25,791 Have some shame! - Sir, you're the one who's naked. 105 00:07:25,875 --> 00:07:27,000 Why should we have shame? 106 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:29,791 My eyes are red and I've three stars on my shoulder. 107 00:07:29,875 --> 00:07:31,416 You're joking with inspector Joginder? 108 00:07:31,916 --> 00:07:33,250 Consider yourself closer to death. 109 00:07:33,291 --> 00:07:34,916 Go and look for my uniform! - Yes! 110 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:37,291 The inspector is roaming about in boxers. 111 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:40,416 What if someone comes to lodge a complaint? - Sir, good morning! 112 00:07:41,416 --> 00:07:42,791 Sir, your uniform! 113 00:07:45,375 --> 00:07:47,041 You're wearing my uniform? 114 00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:50,750 How did a constable dare to wear an inspector's uniform! 115 00:07:50,916 --> 00:07:52,291 Sir, why are you getting so angry? 116 00:07:52,375 --> 00:07:55,250 if I wore yours, you should've worn mine. - Don't mind. 117 00:07:55,291 --> 00:07:56,541 When a person is in danger... 118 00:07:56,625 --> 00:07:58,625 he runs towards even more dangerous people. 119 00:07:58,875 --> 00:08:00,291 You're talking like that to your senior? 120 00:08:00,416 --> 00:08:01,416 I'll fire you! 121 00:08:01,541 --> 00:08:02,625 How can you fire me, sir? 122 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,500 I work for the government, not for you. 123 00:08:04,666 --> 00:08:07,000 I respect you because you're senior to me. 124 00:08:07,041 --> 00:08:08,250 or else I would have flailed you. 125 00:08:08,291 --> 00:08:11,000 if you talk nonsense, then I'll show you what real nonsense is. 126 00:08:11,166 --> 00:08:12,875 Just tell me what 'flail' means. 127 00:08:12,916 --> 00:08:14,166 What will you get by knowing the meaning? 128 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:14,916 Get your uniform washed. 129 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,291 I wonder when you got it washed the last time. 130 00:08:16,375 --> 00:08:18,625 it's stinking. Moreover, you're getting furious at me. 131 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:21,166 Reduce your stomach, sir. Your pant is a bit loose for me. 132 00:08:21,291 --> 00:08:23,125 Stop your... - Excuse me, inspector. 133 00:08:23,791 --> 00:08:25,916 Yes, madam? - Actually, my purse has been stolen. 134 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,250 So, I've come to lodge a complaint. 135 00:08:27,291 --> 00:08:30,625 Madam, talk to me. Tell me, of what color was your purse? 136 00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:35,416 Actually, I want the inspector to lodge my complaint, not the peon. 137 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:38,875 Madam, for your kind information, I'm not a peon. 138 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,250 I'm in charge of this police station. inspector Joginder Singh Brar. 139 00:08:41,541 --> 00:08:42,541 In your boxers? 140 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:47,250 You've only seen the hands of law so far. 141 00:08:47,666 --> 00:08:49,666 So what if you've seen the legs of the law today? 142 00:08:49,875 --> 00:08:52,250 it's another matter that the legs of the law are a little thin... 143 00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:54,291 but still, you can lodge your complaint. 144 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:57,166 I want the commissioner to lodge my complaint. 145 00:08:57,416 --> 00:09:00,916 Commissioner? - Yes. if this man wearing boxers is an inspector... 146 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,541 then you must be the commissioner. 147 00:09:03,166 --> 00:09:05,125 Ma'am, if it's about the commissioner, then come with me. 148 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:07,750 I'll record your complaint. - You've lost one purse, right? - Yes. 149 00:09:07,791 --> 00:09:10,125 The Punjab Police will find four for you. - Come with me. 150 00:09:10,541 --> 00:09:12,250 Madam, please listen to me. 151 00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:17,625 Sir, you really get yourself insulted very well. 152 00:09:17,666 --> 00:09:18,666 Stop your nonsense! 153 00:09:19,291 --> 00:09:21,250 Since he has come to this police station... 154 00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:23,250 he has made my life miserable. 155 00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:24,625 He took my uniform today. 156 00:09:24,750 --> 00:09:26,625 He could take my position too, in the future. 157 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:30,125 Why don't you talk to the DC? He's like family to you. 158 00:09:30,166 --> 00:09:32,750 What will I tell the DC? That he stole my uniform? 159 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:34,625 He'll say that a person who can't take care of his uniform... 160 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:36,125 how will he take care of the police station? 161 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:37,375 But sir, what do we do now? 162 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:40,375 We'll just have to wait for the right opportunity. 163 00:09:40,875 --> 00:09:42,625 He took my uniform for a day. 164 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:45,000 if I don't take away his uniform for good... 165 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:47,375 I won't be called inspector Joginder Singh. 166 00:09:48,916 --> 00:09:51,375 Fateh, I don't understand something. 167 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:52,875 Why did you borrow the inspector's uniform? 168 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,250 Shera, I was helpless. 169 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:57,375 The men of four generations in my family have retired as constables. 170 00:09:57,416 --> 00:09:59,916 I'd to shut people up. I was under a lot of pressure. 171 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:02,000 I lied at home that I've become an inspector. 172 00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:03,125 That I've been promoted. 173 00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:05,000 I wore the inspector's uniform yesterday... 174 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:06,000 and took rounds in the village. 175 00:10:06,041 --> 00:10:08,250 Now I don't have to worry for the next five to seven months. 176 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,000 We'll think of what has to be done later. 177 00:10:10,666 --> 00:10:12,041 it's mother's call. 178 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:16,250 Hello, mother. Hello. - Hello. Hello, son. 179 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:19,625 How is my dear son doing? How's your work? 180 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:21,416 The work is fine. You tell me. How are you? 181 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:25,875 There's good news. There's a marriage proposal for you. 182 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:27,500 There's a proposal for me? - Yes. 183 00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:29,416 The girl's family wanted to meet you. 184 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:32,541 I told them that my son is an inspector. 185 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,625 He's not sitting idle that he can take an off and come. 186 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:37,291 So, we decided that we'll come to the police station... 187 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:40,125 along with the girl and her family next month. 188 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:41,500 Why will you come to the police station? 189 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:45,125 Let them also see my son's position. 190 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:46,666 But mother... - Listen. 191 00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:48,000 The master was saying... 192 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:50,625 that he too will come to the police station with us. 193 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,291 Mother, what will the master do here? 194 00:10:52,416 --> 00:10:55,666 He was saying that he wants to get his passport signed. 195 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,666 He was saying that my inspector son will have to sign. 196 00:10:59,791 --> 00:11:02,916 okay, son. Do your work. You must be busy. 197 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,791 okay. Bye. - No, no... 198 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:12,916 Fateh, if your lie is caught, you'll be humiliated in the village. 199 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,666 What do I do now? I'll be finished. 200 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:17,750 What's the matter? - I'm tense, Shera. 201 00:11:17,916 --> 00:11:20,875 The police don't worry. They trouble others. 202 00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:23,875 Forget all that. Let's go on the rounds. 203 00:11:24,541 --> 00:11:29,791 Let's catch someone and make some money. 204 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:40,541 Shampy son. Father's only son. 205 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:42,541 Goes to Canada. 206 00:11:42,791 --> 00:11:48,000 Now he will not return, father. 207 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,250 Police! Father, police! 208 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:51,166 Stop! Stop! - Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 209 00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:52,541 Stop this scooter. 210 00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:54,291 Sir, this is not a scooter. 211 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:56,041 This is Shampy's love. 212 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:57,875 Why are you stopping us? 213 00:11:58,041 --> 00:11:59,375 We want to worship you. 214 00:11:59,541 --> 00:12:00,875 Show me the papers of the vehicle. 215 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,416 We have all the papers. 216 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,791 Take this. Check them. - Check it, Shera. 217 00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:06,625 Give me. - But please hurry up, brother. 218 00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:09,041 Why? Why are you in a hurry? Are you going to get engaged? 219 00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:13,166 That's very expensive these days, brother. 220 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:19,000 Nowadays in weddings we do things in a cheaper way. 221 00:12:19,041 --> 00:12:21,250 Father, what are you saying? 222 00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:25,000 Just tell brother clearly that I'm going to the airport... 223 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:26,750 to board a flight to Canada. 224 00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:28,000 The papers are fine. 225 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:33,000 Shampy is going to Canada! Passport! 226 00:12:35,041 --> 00:12:36,250 How can you go to Canada? 227 00:12:36,541 --> 00:12:38,625 Pay a fine for three pillions. Come on. 228 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:41,000 How three pillions? We're just two people. 229 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:43,000 The two of you and the third one is your God. 230 00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:45,166 Why have you written behind? That God is with us? 231 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:48,000 That makes it three pillions. - But brother, God is with everyone. 232 00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:49,916 No. He's not with me. I'm in a very bad condition. 233 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,166 Pay Rs 500. 234 00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:52,875 Brother, let's do one thing. 235 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,875 Let's bargain on the rate. Please reduce it. 236 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,625 You're bargaining with the Punjab Police? - I'll flail you! 237 00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:59,000 What does that mean? 238 00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:00,916 What will you do with the meaning? Give me the money! 239 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,666 Brother, don't talk to us like that! 240 00:13:03,791 --> 00:13:06,750 You're a constable and you're demanding an inspector's fine. 241 00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:08,625 Constable! Should I show you what I am? 242 00:13:08,791 --> 00:13:10,500 He slapped your dear son. 243 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:13,125 Beat me as much as you want, but please let me go to Canada. 244 00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:14,500 For now, you'll go to prison. 245 00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:15,750 if you stay in prison for four days... 246 00:13:15,875 --> 00:13:18,125 your father will pay 2500 instead of 500. - You call me constable. 247 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:21,250 He slapped your dear son twice. Father, what are you doing? 248 00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:23,250 Father! What are you doing? - Come here. Come on. 249 00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:24,750 Come on. - Father! Father! 250 00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:27,000 Please stop them! Please! I've to go to Canada. 251 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,625 Couldn't you've kept quiet, you idiot? 252 00:13:29,916 --> 00:13:31,875 Now, instead of going abroad, you'll go to prison. 253 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:34,666 Come on. - Your dear son was slapped thrice! 254 00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:38,250 Father, you betrayed me! Come on! - Love you, son! Love you! 255 00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:44,000 DCP, what made you call me today? Just command me. 256 00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:49,250 You might find this strange. 257 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:54,000 I want to discuss a personal problem with you. 258 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,125 Tell me, sir. - Joginder, you know... 259 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,625 that I have no family. 260 00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:05,375 18 years ago, my wife left with my 6-year-old daughter. 261 00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:07,125 Why, sir? 262 00:14:07,791 --> 00:14:09,125 Because we divorced. 263 00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:13,250 You're lucky. My wife says she won't leave me until I die. 264 00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:17,000 No, Joginder. Even I felt the same before. 265 00:14:18,666 --> 00:14:21,125 But now, I feel lonely. 266 00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:25,250 I feel like my family... 267 00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:28,250 my daughter should be with me. 268 00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:30,666 So, what's the problem, sir? Call your daughter here. 269 00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:34,000 No, Joginder. it's not that easy. 270 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,375 During our divorce, it was the court's order that... 271 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:42,750 I can't meet my daughter without my wife's permission. 272 00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:46,875 So, sir, didn't you ever try to meet her after that? 273 00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:48,166 I did. 274 00:14:49,916 --> 00:14:53,250 But my wife took Pooja to Canada. 275 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,375 it's been so many years. 276 00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:58,375 I haven't even seen my daughter's face. 277 00:15:00,791 --> 00:15:03,291 I don't know anything about her... 278 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,291 besides the fact... 279 00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:09,625 that she owns a beauty parlor in Canada. 280 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000 Joginder. 281 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:18,625 I feel like someone should go there somehow... 282 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,875 and bring my daughter back to me. 283 00:15:27,541 --> 00:15:30,041 Sir, do you think this is easy? 284 00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:32,125 No. Absolutely not. 285 00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:38,250 This can be done only if God helps me. 286 00:15:38,541 --> 00:15:41,500 Sir, consider your work done. - How? 287 00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:45,875 I know a person who can do this very easily. 288 00:15:46,541 --> 00:15:48,541 Who's that? - He's the most hardworking constable... 289 00:15:48,666 --> 00:15:50,791 in the Punjab Police. Fateh Singh. 290 00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:51,875 if it is so... 291 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,041 then make arrangements to send him to Canada immediately. 292 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:57,000 Consider this done, sir. 293 00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,916 Canada? - Yes. 294 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,500 But sir, how can I bring the DC's daughter to Punjab? 295 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,166 Silly, only you can bring her back. 296 00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:06,291 After all, you're the most hardworking... 297 00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:07,875 constable in the Punjab Police. 298 00:16:07,916 --> 00:16:10,041 Sir, I don't normally drink. 299 00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:12,500 But I feel like drinking this. 300 00:16:12,791 --> 00:16:14,375 Shall I drink? - Yes, sure. 301 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:18,541 I drank it. 302 00:16:18,666 --> 00:16:21,750 Sir, tell me something. How will I benefit from all this? 303 00:16:21,791 --> 00:16:23,375 Silly, you're the only one who'll benefit. 304 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,541 if you do this successfully, then you can come back... 305 00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:27,375 and demand whatever you want from the DC. 306 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 I can demand whatever I want? - of course. 307 00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:32,250 This means if I bring the DC's daughter to Punjab... 308 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,125 I can become an inspector too? 309 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,250 Consider yourself the inspector already. 310 00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:37,916 I am an inspector? - of course. 311 00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:42,041 Then sir, don't make a constable's drink. Make an inspector's drink. 312 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,125 You greedy man! 313 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,166 Enough, sir. Don't make me the DC. 314 00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:54,041 By the way, you're a scoundrel. - Same to you, sir. 315 00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:59,041 There's no need to behave like that with me. 316 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:00,750 I'm your senior. My eyes are red and there... 317 00:17:00,791 --> 00:17:02,000 are three stars on my shoulder. 318 00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:03,875 You're competing with inspector Joginder? 319 00:17:04,666 --> 00:17:06,500 Consider yourself closer to success. 320 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,375 Love you, sir. 321 00:17:09,916 --> 00:17:11,875 Thank you. - But sir, tell me something. 322 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000 if I go abroad... 323 00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:16,375 then who will pay for my accommodation and traveling there? 324 00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:19,041 Silly, a government official doesn't spend from his pocket. 325 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,541 The government will pay for you. 326 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:21,791 The government? - Yes. 327 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,375 But how, sir? - Just make a false case... 328 00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:26,625 to solve which you'll be going to Canada. 329 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,666 Then the government will pay and you'll enjoy. 330 00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:31,500 But sir, it doesn't look nice. 331 00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:34,375 Did it look nice when you stole my uniform? 332 00:17:38,541 --> 00:17:42,375 And even ministers make such excuses and go abroad. 333 00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:44,375 They don't go to work. 334 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,291 Sir, you have a point. 335 00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:48,000 But sir, if we've to make a false case... 336 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,500 then where will we get a criminal from? 337 00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:51,041 You have a point. 338 00:17:55,666 --> 00:17:56,791 Brother.' 339 00:17:58,416 --> 00:17:59,416 Brother. 340 00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:03,500 Respected sir, please let me go. 341 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,416 Please have mercy on me. 342 00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:10,250 if you've mercy on me, then God will have mercy on you. 343 00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:14,000 Brother, I request you. 344 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:16,250 Please have mercy. 345 00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:21,875 I've to go to the great land of Canada before my visa expires. 346 00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:24,125 Let go of your dear son. 347 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,750 I need your help. Please. 348 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:32,166 Help... Help... 349 00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:35,250 Help... Help... 350 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:37,500 Shampy, the dacoit? 351 00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:38,791 Sir, it's an old case. 352 00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:41,875 We've heard that he smuggles in Canada these days. 353 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:43,666 Fateh will go there to catch him. 354 00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,666 Firstly, we'll get a visa soon. 355 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:49,875 Moreover, we won't have to worry about the expenses. 356 00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:53,791 Whose idea was this? - Fateh's. 357 00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:59,000 I'm impressed. Good. 358 00:18:59,791 --> 00:19:00,916 Joginder. - Yes, sir. 359 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,250 You were right. 360 00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:05,500 Fateh is the most hardworking constable in the Punjab Police. 361 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,500 But sir, I want to be the most hardworking... 362 00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:08,916 inspector in the Punjab Police. 363 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,125 Don't worry, son. 364 00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:13,250 Just do this for me. I'll promote you. 365 00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:16,750 Even if I've to remove Joginder's uniform and give it to you. 366 00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:20,250 Anyway, his uniform fits me, sir. 367 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,541 It's stretchable. It fits anyone. 368 00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:26,291 Whether a constable wears it or a DCP. 369 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:27,916 What? - Sorry, sir. 370 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,041 Sir, don't worry. 371 00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:32,041 Your daughter will be standing in front of you within a month. 372 00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:33,291 Very good. - Yes. 373 00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:34,250 Come, Fateh. - Yes. 374 00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:36,250 I'll give you some more details about Pooja. - okay. 375 00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:37,291 And Joginder. - Sir. 376 00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:39,875 Fax this file to the Canada police. - okay, sir. 377 00:19:39,916 --> 00:19:41,125 Come, Fateh. - okay, sir. 378 00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:46,875 Joginder, have you made the wrong move? 379 00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:17,125 Hi. - Good morning. 380 00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,166 Good morning, Singh. 381 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,500 By the way, the chief wants to see you in his office. 382 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,250 okay. 383 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,500 So, what do you think, Singh? 384 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000 I'm sorry, sir. 385 00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:29,041 I'm ready to handle this case by myself. 386 00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:31,375 But being a partner of an officer of the Punjab Police? 387 00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:33,541 I'm sorry, sir. - But why? 388 00:20:33,916 --> 00:20:36,750 Sir, trust me. I've heard a lot of cases about them. 389 00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:39,375 They're very unprofessional. They can't be trusted. 390 00:20:39,416 --> 00:20:41,125 But I've been sent the information that... 391 00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:43,041 Fateh Singh is their best officer. 392 00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:45,541 Sir, the information could be false. 393 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:48,750 Now, this dacoit Shampy doesn't look like a smuggler. 394 00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:50,416 He looks like an application for mafia. 395 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,250 Look, Singh, no matter what you think... 396 00:20:52,916 --> 00:20:54,500 you'll have to solve this case... 397 00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:57,125 along with that officer from the Punjab Police. 398 00:20:57,250 --> 00:21:00,791 You're the only one who's Punjabi here. - Sir, you're Punjabi too. 399 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,375 Fifty percent. I'm the boss here. 400 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:06,500 End of conversation. 401 00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:08,500 Right, sir. 402 00:21:24,791 --> 00:21:28,375 Attention, please. Requesting passenger Gary Johnson...' 403 00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:30,000 to report to baggage counter.' 404 00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:41,416 "The one with beautiful eyes." 405 00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:48,125 "The one with beautiful eyes." 406 00:21:48,666 --> 00:21:51,125 "l have heard that your eyes..." 407 00:21:52,791 --> 00:21:55,250 are requested to proceed to gate... 408 00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:57,625 number 6 for boarding. Thank you.' 409 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:58,750 Fateh Singh? 410 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:04,125 officers stand with such boards to welcome big ministers. 411 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,500 This is happening for me today? 412 00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:08,875 God, You've made me happy today. 413 00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:12,541 Mr Fateh Singh? 414 00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:17,166 Amazing! Give this to me, girl. I'll frame it. 415 00:22:17,291 --> 00:22:18,875 What the hell are you doing? Who are you? 416 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,041 Talk with respect, girl. Don't talk to me like that. 417 00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:23,375 I'm Fateh Singh, almost an inspector from the Punjab Police. 418 00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:26,875 You're Fateh Singh? - Yes. And this is my deputy red label. 419 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,166 Red label? - Yes. 420 00:22:28,250 --> 00:22:29,500 When I hit someone with this... 421 00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:31,250 it creates such a red mark on his face... 422 00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:33,375 that he becomes the property of the Punjab Police. 423 00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:35,791 Anyway, forget about the Punjab Police. You won't understand it. 424 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,416 Do one thing, dear. Here's Rs 5. 425 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:38,750 Go buy a chocolate for yourself. 426 00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:40,375 And go back to school. The teacher must be looking for you. 427 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:41,291 Give this to me. 428 00:22:41,375 --> 00:22:43,875 Chocolate? Teacher? What nonsense are you talking? 429 00:22:43,916 --> 00:22:45,791 Dear, it doesn't look nice. Talk with respect. 430 00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:47,041 Which school do you study in? 431 00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:48,625 How many times have you failed in the 12th standard? Tell me. 432 00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:49,375 What school? 433 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,875 I'm an officer of the Vancouver Police Department, idiot. 434 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,625 You're a policewoman! 435 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,416 Policewoman? - Lady police? 436 00:22:56,791 --> 00:22:58,375 Why have you worn this blue color uniform? 437 00:22:58,500 --> 00:22:59,750 Why haven't you worn khaki? 438 00:22:59,916 --> 00:23:01,791 This is the police uniform in Canada. 439 00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:03,625 Blue color? 440 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,666 The khaki uniform looks powerful. 441 00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:07,166 over there, people don't accept letters... 442 00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:08,541 from postmen wearing khaki uniform... 443 00:23:08,625 --> 00:23:10,041 fearing that it could be a warrant. 444 00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:13,375 Seeing your blue uniform... people might consider you a school... 445 00:23:13,416 --> 00:23:14,791 girl and not even be scared of you. 446 00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:17,375 The police here aren't to scare people, but to help them. 447 00:23:17,416 --> 00:23:18,875 if the common people don't get scared of the police... 448 00:23:18,916 --> 00:23:20,250 then how will hooligans be scared? 449 00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:22,875 The foreign government is crazy. They've no sense. 450 00:23:23,291 --> 00:23:25,625 if your speech is over, then can we go? 451 00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:27,625 Yes, let's go. I don't want to chat with you either. 452 00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:30,041 Where's the vehicle of the Punjab Police? - In the parking. 453 00:23:30,291 --> 00:23:31,375 In the parking? 454 00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:38,375 "The weather seems naughty today... "- Hey! This way. 455 00:23:39,125 --> 00:23:41,541 Why have you parked it so far? You should've brought it here. 456 00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:43,875 it's not allowed. - Why are the police not allowed? 457 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,291 if it has the red siren, you can park it even on the moon. 458 00:23:46,541 --> 00:23:47,916 Six dollars.' 459 00:23:50,541 --> 00:23:51,541 'Thank you.' 460 00:23:55,375 --> 00:23:57,000 Talk to the government and ask them to... 461 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,291 change the color of your uniform. 462 00:23:59,291 --> 00:24:00,750 '10 dollars.' 463 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:02,541 I'm a policeman. 464 00:24:03,916 --> 00:24:06,375 '10 dollars.' - Madam, I said I'm a policeman. 465 00:24:06,625 --> 00:24:08,000 Hold on. I am paying. 466 00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:09,416 '10 dollars.' 467 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,125 I said I'm a policeman. Why are you asking for money? 468 00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:12,250 'Thank you.' 469 00:24:14,541 --> 00:24:15,791 That's how these people are. 470 00:24:16,125 --> 00:24:17,791 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. - oh, my God! 471 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000 Bye. 472 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,291 This is your guesthouse. 473 00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:37,916 Wow! Wonderful! 474 00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:43,541 if the Punjab Police wasn't so strict, I would've called you in. 475 00:24:44,375 --> 00:24:45,416 Don't feel bad. 476 00:24:45,541 --> 00:24:47,791 it's okay. I'll pacify myself. - okay. 477 00:24:47,875 --> 00:24:49,416 Please be ready at 10am tomorrow. 478 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:51,416 We've to go to the police station and meet the chief. 479 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,416 okay. No problem. Thank you. 480 00:24:57,125 --> 00:24:58,125 Thank you. 481 00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:00,750 it's really not a problem. - No, I must thank you. 482 00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:02,041 You came to drop me so far. 483 00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:04,166 okay. My hand... 484 00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:06,500 it's your hand. I'm not taking it along. - Thank you. 485 00:25:06,791 --> 00:25:08,750 At 10am. - All right. Bye. 486 00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:10,875 Go carefully. 487 00:25:17,041 --> 00:25:20,250 Deputy, you're slipping on seeing a constable. 488 00:25:20,625 --> 00:25:22,750 Punjab Police, concentrate on your work, okay? 489 00:25:23,416 --> 00:25:24,416 Silly boy. 490 00:25:24,625 --> 00:25:28,166 inspector, my dear son has missed his flight already. 491 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,291 if his visa expires too... 492 00:25:31,375 --> 00:25:35,041 then Mr Chawla will suffer a very big loss. 493 00:25:35,125 --> 00:25:36,500 He won't be able to bear the shock. 494 00:25:36,541 --> 00:25:38,125 Who's Chawla now? 495 00:25:38,625 --> 00:25:42,250 I'm Mr Chawla. Proprietor, Chawla Fish Center. 496 00:25:43,791 --> 00:25:46,625 inspector, if you ever come to Hoshiyarpur... 497 00:25:48,125 --> 00:25:50,916 do try the fish-tikka at our restaurant. 498 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 I guarantee you that... 499 00:25:53,541 --> 00:25:57,375 you'll surely leave a tip of at least Rs 11. 500 00:25:57,416 --> 00:25:59,625 We'll try your fish-tikka some other time. 501 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,791 You taste the PT at our police station today. 502 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,666 What's PT? 503 00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:05,875 Physical Torture. 504 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,916 is that a new dish? Let me write the recipe. - Yes. 505 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,041 Do you want to taste it? 506 00:26:09,291 --> 00:26:10,750 No. Let it be. 507 00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:13,291 I'm a vegetarian. 508 00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:15,625 I want to make a request. - Tell me. 509 00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:17,625 Please release my dear son. 510 00:26:17,916 --> 00:26:20,000 I'll release him. it'll cost Rs 20,000. 511 00:26:20,041 --> 00:26:21,750 Rs 20,000? 512 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:26,041 My dear son is of four square feet in total. 513 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:30,791 This means you're charging Rs 5000 per square feet? 514 00:26:30,916 --> 00:26:33,250 Do you want to get your dear son released or buy a plot? 515 00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:36,166 inspector, it's a rule in business. 516 00:26:36,375 --> 00:26:38,166 You see the goods first and then pay. 517 00:26:38,875 --> 00:26:42,625 What's my dear son? A bunch of bones. 518 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:46,000 All right, then. Let's finalize the deal in Rs 15,000. 519 00:26:46,625 --> 00:26:49,166 one ton AC costs Rs 15,000. 520 00:26:50,541 --> 00:26:54,625 My dear son is only 51kgs. You can weigh him if you want. 521 00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:56,750 Do I've a weighing scale here to weigh him? 522 00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:59,000 Sir, why do you get angry? 523 00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:02,416 Fix a good deal with your customer. 524 00:27:02,875 --> 00:27:04,750 Fix a deal with my customer? Am I a salesman of veils? 525 00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:07,666 okay, fine. Let's finalize something in between. 526 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,000 Take Rs 1100 and end this issue. End this issue. 527 00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:13,375 Mr Chawla doesn't have any more strength. 528 00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:15,625 You're bargaining with inspector Joginder? 529 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:18,500 Think about it. The date of the visa expiry is getting closer. 530 00:27:19,750 --> 00:27:21,375 Please agree, inspector. Please agree. 531 00:27:21,541 --> 00:27:24,916 All right. Don't tell anyone about this outside. - okay. 532 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,416 You'll spoil my rate. - okay. 533 00:27:26,541 --> 00:27:28,041 1100 is final now? - Final. 534 00:27:28,166 --> 00:27:29,416 Bring his dear son. 535 00:27:30,250 --> 00:27:32,375 Will you accept cash or should I pay by cheque? 536 00:27:32,875 --> 00:27:34,625 Now don't deduct TDS from this too. 537 00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:36,166 Just be a man and pay Rs 1100... 538 00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:38,000 or else I'll arrest both, the father and the son. 539 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:41,041 Give it fast. 540 00:27:47,125 --> 00:27:48,250 Take it. 541 00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:50,125 Can't you give it to me properly? 542 00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:52,375 it's our rule. 543 00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:55,791 We've always taken. We've never given. 544 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,041 Here you go, sir. 545 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:02,375 My dear son! - Father! 546 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000 He... 547 00:28:06,750 --> 00:28:09,750 You had to pay so much money for me! 548 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:11,375 Love you, father! 549 00:28:13,875 --> 00:28:14,875 Stop crying! 550 00:28:15,291 --> 00:28:17,625 Your kisses will ruin the atmosphere of my police station. 551 00:28:17,875 --> 00:28:18,916 Get out of here! 552 00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:25,750 Respected sir, please give your dear son his passport back. 553 00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:28,666 I'll give you your passport back. Bring Rs 50,000 first. 554 00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:31,000 50,000! - Yes. 555 00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:32,666 But why? 556 00:28:33,666 --> 00:28:36,416 it's a rule in business. You see the goods first and then pay. 557 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:38,750 People charge Rs 30 lakhs for the Canada visa. 558 00:28:38,875 --> 00:28:40,375 I've only asked for 50,000. 559 00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:41,500 Get out! 560 00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:45,000 You can't betray your dear son like that. 561 00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:47,625 if your dear son doesn't go to Canada... 562 00:28:47,916 --> 00:28:51,416 then even you'll never get a ticket to any place. 563 00:28:51,625 --> 00:28:55,041 This is your dear son's curse! Curse! Curse! 564 00:28:55,291 --> 00:28:57,500 I will shoot your curse right away. 565 00:28:58,125 --> 00:28:59,125 Get out! 566 00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:05,000 Even their money stinks of fish. 567 00:29:05,666 --> 00:29:07,750 Excuse me. - What is it now? 568 00:29:07,875 --> 00:29:09,791 Do you have Rs 50? - Why? 569 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,375 We need to get petrol filled in our vehicle? - You... 570 00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:16,625 Come on, son! Come on! - Let's go, father. Bye! 571 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,750 I wonder where they've come from. 572 00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:22,875 Hello. - Hello, sir. Fateh Singh reporting. 573 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,375 Yes, Fateh Singh. What's the report? 574 00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:27,041 it's very good, sir. our scheme worked. 575 00:29:27,125 --> 00:29:28,875 The English government has kept me like a son-in-law. 576 00:29:28,916 --> 00:29:32,750 What a guesthouse! Four rooms, a kitchen... 577 00:29:32,875 --> 00:29:34,000 Sir, there's a kitchen too. 578 00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:39,250 Kitchen... There's a fridge in the kitchen and liquor in the fridge. 579 00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:44,625 I'm afraid tomorrow a few ministers may come to massage my legs. 580 00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:48,250 Stop having fun and quickly tell me how the work's going. 581 00:29:48,375 --> 00:29:51,750 I still have to do it, sir. A lady inspector is my partner. 582 00:29:51,916 --> 00:29:53,666 I'll have to keep her away from me first. 583 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,791 otherwise she'll make me keep looking for Shampy dacoit. 584 00:29:55,875 --> 00:29:57,250 oh, gosh! - Really, Fateh Singh... 585 00:29:57,291 --> 00:29:59,125 it's very difficult to get you off the back. 586 00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:00,916 Sir, what you say is right. 587 00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:02,916 Girls find it difficult to stay away from me. 588 00:30:03,041 --> 00:30:05,791 But don't worry, sir. I'll try my best to keep her away from me. 589 00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:07,250 Because of people like you that the Punjab... 590 00:30:07,375 --> 00:30:09,875 Police has such a good reputation. - Sir, just wait and watch. 591 00:30:09,916 --> 00:30:11,250 if this lady inspector stays away from me... 592 00:30:11,375 --> 00:30:13,125 I'll bring the DC's daughter back to Punjab in just two days. 593 00:30:13,166 --> 00:30:16,416 Seeing your face, the cattle don't come outside the shed. 594 00:30:16,666 --> 00:30:19,375 How will you entice the DC's daughter and bring her to Punjab? 595 00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:23,125 Sir, you've solved my problem. - How? 596 00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:25,125 Sir, I was fed up thinking since yesterday... 597 00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:27,291 as to how I'll convince the DC's daughter. 598 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:29,666 Now I understood that I won't convince her, but entice her. 599 00:30:29,916 --> 00:30:31,916 Sir, please hang up now. I'll get back to my mission. okay? 600 00:30:33,125 --> 00:30:36,791 I think I should keep my mouth shut. 601 00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:39,375 He takes ideas from me. 602 00:30:39,875 --> 00:30:42,541 Come on, Fateh Singh, get ready now. 603 00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:45,875 if things don't work out, then your beauty could act as a weapon. 604 00:30:47,166 --> 00:30:48,166 okay? 605 00:30:49,375 --> 00:30:50,375 What did you say? 606 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,791 No, say it again. 607 00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:58,000 You'll get me in trouble someday, silly. 608 00:30:58,666 --> 00:30:59,666 I'm telling you. 609 00:31:11,875 --> 00:31:14,875 "l want to become the hanging of your turban." 610 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:18,250 "l feel like it, inspector." 611 00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:23,250 "l want to become the hanging of your turban." 612 00:31:23,375 --> 00:31:25,875 "l feel like it, inspector." 613 00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:29,000 Good morning. Looking good. 614 00:31:29,041 --> 00:31:30,041 Why are you late? 615 00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:32,250 I've been waiting since half an hour. Where were you? 616 00:31:33,541 --> 00:31:36,625 You've become quite frank. You're being so informal with me. 617 00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:39,125 I've understood that you're not worth respecting. 618 00:31:39,291 --> 00:31:40,375 You're very ill-mannered. 619 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,875 Forget saluting your senior officer, you're arguing with me instead. 620 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,791 Senior officer? You? - Yes. - How? 621 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,416 You're constable P. Singh. A lady constable. Did you understand? 622 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:51,000 You're not a DC either. You're a constable too. 623 00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:53,250 I was a constable. When I go back, I'll be an inspector. 624 00:31:53,291 --> 00:31:54,375 As soon as I return, the orders will be passed. 625 00:31:54,416 --> 00:31:56,000 That's why I'm a senior officer. okay? 626 00:31:56,041 --> 00:31:58,500 Come on, salute me. It doesn't look nice. Come on. Come on. 627 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,500 Forget saluting you, I won't even slap you. 628 00:32:00,541 --> 00:32:02,250 if you slap me, won't I flail you? 629 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:04,166 Flail? What the heck is that? 630 00:32:04,250 --> 00:32:05,875 What will you do after knowing, constable? 631 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:08,916 Keep quiet and sit in the car. My chief is waiting for you. 632 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,416 I too will complain to your chief that their constable... 633 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:11,750 doesn't know how to talk with respect. 634 00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:12,875 You learn to respect others first. 635 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:13,916 This is not your police station. 636 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,125 it's the Vancouver Police Department. 637 00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:16,250 Your rudeness won't work here. 638 00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:18,250 You'll have to talk to the chief properly. 639 00:32:18,875 --> 00:32:23,500 The Punjab Police can make anyone speak their language. 640 00:32:23,625 --> 00:32:25,375 So, how are you, Fateh Singh? 641 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,000 So, doesn't Mr Paul speak our language so well? 642 00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:37,250 it's not that. My father is a Punjabi. 643 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:39,500 That's why I'm fifty percent Punjabi. 644 00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:42,375 You just need one peg to make water a drink. 645 00:32:42,625 --> 00:32:45,500 Even if you were one percent Punjabi, you would've been a Punjabi. 646 00:32:47,916 --> 00:32:48,916 Yes, Mark? 647 00:32:49,166 --> 00:32:50,750 Chief, he hasn't confessed yet. 648 00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:55,000 You better make him confess before his lawyers get here. 649 00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:56,750 okay, I'll try. - Thank you. 650 00:32:57,791 --> 00:32:58,916 What's the problem, chief? 651 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:03,125 The car thief that we arrested hasn't confessed yet. 652 00:33:03,625 --> 00:33:08,166 His lawyer will be here in a while and easily get him bailed out. 653 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:11,166 That's why, it's very important to make him confess. 654 00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:13,291 Can I try, Mr Paul? 655 00:33:13,375 --> 00:33:17,000 You? Fateh Singh, do you want to interrogate him? 656 00:33:17,250 --> 00:33:20,416 Yes. - No, chief. We can't allow that. it's against the law. 657 00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:22,250 I agree that it's against the law... 658 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:24,166 but he hasn't followed the law either. 659 00:33:24,375 --> 00:33:25,750 He is a car thief, after all. 660 00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:33,750 Like I said, you're not going to get anything without a lawyer. 661 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,750 Come on. The Punjab Police are here. Get out. 662 00:33:35,791 --> 00:33:37,916 He's all yours. - Come on. Get out. 663 00:33:38,916 --> 00:33:41,625 They've seated him on the chair, as if he's a groom. 664 00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:44,250 You seat a decent person on the chair and he becomes a thief. 665 00:33:44,416 --> 00:33:46,791 These crazy people have seated a thief. Get up! 666 00:33:47,166 --> 00:33:48,666 Who are you? - Fateh Singh... 667 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,666 almost an inspector from the Punjab Police. 668 00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:53,666 Who Fateh Singh? - Your father. Your father. 669 00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:55,666 I can make a dumb man talk. 670 00:33:55,875 --> 00:33:58,375 I've heard that you're not confessing. 671 00:33:59,541 --> 00:34:01,875 No! - Say that you have stolen! 672 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,375 Say that you have stolen! 673 00:34:05,875 --> 00:34:08,375 No! Please! Please! 674 00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:15,166 I am a thief! I have stolen! 675 00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:17,750 Just save me from the butcher! Please! - What? 676 00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:20,791 So, Mr Paul, he finally confessed. 677 00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,875 Hey! What have you done? - I stole. 678 00:34:24,541 --> 00:34:25,541 I stole. 679 00:34:25,625 --> 00:34:27,625 All foreigners are thieves in Canada. 680 00:34:27,875 --> 00:34:29,166 Do you want anyone else to confess? 681 00:34:29,666 --> 00:34:32,416 Thank you, Fateh Singh. Job very well done. 682 00:34:32,541 --> 00:34:33,750 Take this guy away. 683 00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:36,250 Get going. - Let's go. 684 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,916 Move it. Get lost, idiot! 685 00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:42,125 Fateh, tell me something. How did you do all this? 686 00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:43,750 it's very easy. Fateh's thrashings. 687 00:34:43,791 --> 00:34:46,041 Fateh's thrashings? - it's very popular in Punjab. 688 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:47,750 I've solved many cases this way. 689 00:34:47,916 --> 00:34:50,166 I didn't know that the Punjab Police's... 690 00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:51,916 techniques would be so useful. 691 00:34:52,666 --> 00:34:55,250 What do I tell you, brother? We don't have any ego. 692 00:34:55,291 --> 00:34:56,375 So, Fateh, do one thing. 693 00:34:56,875 --> 00:34:58,625 Teach all these techniques to my officers also. 694 00:34:58,750 --> 00:35:00,000 No problem. I'll teach them. 695 00:35:00,125 --> 00:35:01,916 The Punjab Police are always ready for service. 696 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,166 All right, then. I'll tell my officers... 697 00:35:04,416 --> 00:35:06,166 that Fateh will give a lecture. - okay. 698 00:35:06,375 --> 00:35:07,750 Now I must take a leave. 699 00:35:08,125 --> 00:35:10,541 Singh, take good care of him. 700 00:35:11,625 --> 00:35:12,750 He's a special guy. 701 00:35:14,375 --> 00:35:15,625 Special guy. 702 00:35:16,166 --> 00:35:17,666 All right, then, Mr Paul. Bye. 703 00:35:19,541 --> 00:35:24,000 So, please take good care of me. 704 00:35:24,416 --> 00:35:25,875 Should we start working on the case? 705 00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:28,666 We've already wasted a lot of time. - No. 706 00:35:29,250 --> 00:35:32,125 it's Punjab Police's lunchtime. 707 00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:33,500 Follow me. 708 00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:41,000 You go in and order. I'll be right back. 709 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,291 okay. - okay? 710 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,625 "I'm an innocent child." 711 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:48,916 "I'm an officer of the nation." 712 00:35:49,291 --> 00:35:51,375 Hey, handsome! What's up? 713 00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:53,750 No. - Hello. 714 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,500 What is it? - Come soon. I'll get bored inside. - Piss off! 715 00:35:56,541 --> 00:35:58,791 Piss off you too. - Go! 716 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,750 Come. okay, I'll order. 717 00:36:02,791 --> 00:36:07,125 Hello. No, not you. it's that officer from Punjab. 718 00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:08,916 He's so irritating. 719 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,375 Where were you? What took you so long? 720 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,000 It was an important phone call. 721 00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:18,000 okay, now order whatever you want to eat. 722 00:36:18,125 --> 00:36:20,625 What? You mean you've ordered all of this for yourself? 723 00:36:20,875 --> 00:36:23,791 All of this? This is not much. 724 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:26,250 if you eat so much, you'll get fat. 725 00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:29,291 I want to get fat, but I'm unable to. 726 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:31,250 But why? The police must be fit. 727 00:36:31,375 --> 00:36:34,166 Are you crazy? We are recognized by our stomachs. 728 00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:35,500 The inspector is 36 inches. 729 00:36:35,625 --> 00:36:36,875 The DSP is 38 inches. 730 00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:39,250 The SP is 40 inches and the DIG is 45 inches. 731 00:36:39,375 --> 00:36:41,250 That's why you all can't run after thieves. 732 00:36:41,375 --> 00:36:43,791 Why do we need to run after thieves? 733 00:36:44,250 --> 00:36:45,500 Why have I kept deputy with me? 734 00:36:45,625 --> 00:36:47,250 I haven't kept it to move wires away. 735 00:36:47,375 --> 00:36:48,750 I just throw it at the culprit from far. 736 00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:50,625 Wherever it hits, it makes a red stamp. 737 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,625 Love you. - You also make false cases on the thief. 738 00:36:53,666 --> 00:36:56,375 Whether the case is true or false, a thief remains a thief. 739 00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:59,000 if we make false cases of him, it improves his reputation. 740 00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:01,500 People call him a big thief. isn't it? Crazy. 741 00:37:01,875 --> 00:37:04,125 Hey, ma'am. Can I get you anything? We're about to close. 742 00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:05,291 I'm fine. Thanks. - Great. 743 00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:08,500 All right, here's your bill, sir. - Have you lost your mind! 744 00:37:08,625 --> 00:37:10,125 You're asking the Punjab Police to pay! 745 00:37:10,166 --> 00:37:12,666 What the hell are you doing! - He's crazy. - You're crazy. 746 00:37:12,791 --> 00:37:14,875 He's crazy. - My God! 747 00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:17,750 Are you mad? He wanted to file a case against you. 748 00:37:17,791 --> 00:37:20,125 I convinced him with great difficulty. - Why did you slap him? 749 00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:21,416 These are contemporary times. 750 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:24,000 I gave him the opportunity to serve me and he was asking for money. 751 00:37:24,041 --> 00:37:26,375 This is Canada. You've to pay here. 752 00:37:26,416 --> 00:37:29,500 Your Canada is so greedy. - The people in our country are so rich. 753 00:37:29,625 --> 00:37:31,375 You can eat as much as you want to. No one ever asked for money. 754 00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:33,750 God! You'll never change. Nothing. 755 00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:38,750 Back off! What are you doing? 756 00:37:38,916 --> 00:37:42,125 Give me the opportunity to match shoulders with you. 757 00:37:42,375 --> 00:37:44,750 Are you really this dumb or are you trying to flirt with me? 758 00:37:44,875 --> 00:37:45,875 Flirt? 759 00:37:45,916 --> 00:37:47,875 I can't flirt with you even if I want to. 760 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:50,125 Our government doesn't allow a male police officer... 761 00:37:50,250 --> 00:37:51,875 and a female police officer to have a fling. 762 00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:53,416 Fling? What do you mean? 763 00:37:53,541 --> 00:37:58,291 That what girls and boys do. They sit in the garden and... 764 00:37:59,041 --> 00:38:00,916 Get lost! - I was just trying to explain to you. 765 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,041 I understand everything. 766 00:38:02,125 --> 00:38:04,041 if you want to work with me, then don't try to get close to me. 767 00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:06,916 You're worse than what I'd heard about the Punjab Police. 768 00:38:07,166 --> 00:38:08,166 idiot! 769 00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,000 Hey! 770 00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:13,125 There is no comparison of the Punjab Police. 771 00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:18,541 "Everyone is aware." 772 00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:20,500 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 773 00:38:20,625 --> 00:38:22,041 "To Sardars. To Sardars." 774 00:38:22,291 --> 00:38:24,125 "Everyone is aware." 775 00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:26,000 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 776 00:38:26,125 --> 00:38:27,875 "Everyone is aware." 777 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,666 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 778 00:38:29,791 --> 00:38:31,416 "We make them apologize..." 779 00:38:31,541 --> 00:38:33,250 "We make them apologize..." 780 00:38:33,375 --> 00:38:35,125 "We make them apologize." 781 00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:37,916 "This is our status." 782 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,500 "our status. our status." 783 00:38:40,541 --> 00:38:42,625 "Everyone is aware." 784 00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:44,375 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 785 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,250 "Everyone is aware." 786 00:38:46,375 --> 00:38:48,041 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 787 00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:49,916 "Everyone is aware." 788 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,250 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 789 00:38:52,791 --> 00:38:54,875 "To Sardars. To Sardars." 790 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,625 "To Sardars. To Sardars." 791 00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:02,000 "To Sardars. To Sardars." 792 00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:05,916 "You beat people. You show your stick." 793 00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:09,250 "You make false cases." 794 00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:16,291 "Hey! The Punjab Police don't make cases, but people." 795 00:39:16,375 --> 00:39:17,500 "People." 796 00:39:17,916 --> 00:39:20,000 "We look for a good opportunity..." 797 00:39:21,666 --> 00:39:23,500 "and then thrash them." 798 00:39:25,375 --> 00:39:29,000 "We look for a good opportunity and then thrash them." 799 00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:32,625 "We don't spare thieves. We let the innocent ones go." 800 00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:34,166 "You don't know, baby." 801 00:39:34,375 --> 00:39:36,375 "lf they don't listen with love..." 802 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:37,541 "Don't listen..." 803 00:39:38,041 --> 00:39:42,375 "lf they don't listen with love, we've to beat them." 804 00:39:42,416 --> 00:39:45,375 "l don't care." - "Everyone is aware." 805 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:47,250 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 806 00:39:47,291 --> 00:39:49,125 "Everyone is aware." 807 00:39:49,166 --> 00:39:50,916 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 808 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,750 "Everyone is aware." 809 00:39:52,916 --> 00:39:54,875 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 810 00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:57,250 "To Sardars. To Sardars." 811 00:39:59,291 --> 00:40:01,125 "To Sardars. To Sardars." 812 00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:02,916 "Oh, my God!" 813 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,916 "To Sardars. To Sardars." 814 00:40:07,250 --> 00:40:08,250 "Shut up!" 815 00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:12,625 "Your reputation is very bad." 816 00:40:13,291 --> 00:40:15,750 "You accept bribe in the name of donation." 817 00:40:15,875 --> 00:40:19,000 "Hey! The Punjab Police don't take money." 818 00:40:19,666 --> 00:40:22,000 "The Punjab Police take love." 819 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,291 "Take love." 820 00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:26,500 "We have God's blessings." 821 00:40:28,250 --> 00:40:30,125 "We don't cheat." 822 00:40:31,791 --> 00:40:35,250 "We have God's blessings. We don't cheat." 823 00:40:35,541 --> 00:40:39,166 "We battle against death. We're tigers." 824 00:40:39,375 --> 00:40:40,750 "We're tigers." 825 00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:42,541 "They shine from far..." 826 00:40:42,750 --> 00:40:44,416 "They shine from far..." 827 00:40:44,541 --> 00:40:49,375 "The stars on our shoulders shine from far." 828 00:40:49,916 --> 00:40:51,875 "Everyone is aware." 829 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:53,666 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 830 00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:55,541 "Everyone is aware." 831 00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:58,000 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 832 00:40:58,375 --> 00:41:00,250 "To Sardars. To Sardars." 833 00:41:02,125 --> 00:41:03,916 "To Sardars. To Sardars." 834 00:41:05,166 --> 00:41:10,375 What do I tell you? The Punjab Police are emotional too. 835 00:41:10,541 --> 00:41:11,791 Back off! Get lost! 836 00:41:13,041 --> 00:41:14,500 Pushing off the Punjab Police! 837 00:41:28,291 --> 00:41:29,291 oh, no! 838 00:41:36,875 --> 00:41:38,125 She'll be here any minute. 839 00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:40,750 Sometimes when she has too many customers, she gets late. 840 00:41:40,875 --> 00:41:42,666 But... - it's okay, darling. 841 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:44,291 Even my Sandy is like that. - Mother. 842 00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:47,041 Darling, what's this? 843 00:41:47,166 --> 00:41:49,291 She's my mother. 844 00:41:49,625 --> 00:41:51,750 She's been like that for many years. She sleeps all the time. 845 00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:53,875 That's why I wake her up in between and check, you know. 846 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,750 okay. okay. I got it. - Hi, mother. 847 00:41:56,041 --> 00:41:57,916 Hi, dear. - Come. Come. 848 00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:00,041 Dear, this is aunt Neelam. 849 00:42:00,541 --> 00:42:01,750 Hi. - Hi! 850 00:42:01,791 --> 00:42:03,750 And that's her son, Sandy. 851 00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:06,250 Hey. 852 00:42:08,125 --> 00:42:10,041 oh, you naughty boy! 853 00:42:10,666 --> 00:42:15,375 Dear, he wants to know whether your mole is natural or artificial. 854 00:42:16,041 --> 00:42:17,541 it's natural. But why? 855 00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:23,875 oh, you naughty, naughty boy! 856 00:42:24,916 --> 00:42:28,875 Dear, do you know the snake dance? - What? 857 00:42:33,291 --> 00:42:35,625 Your mother had called us, you witch! 858 00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:38,000 or else he has several other proposals. 859 00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:39,125 Get lost! 860 00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:42,375 She's so egoistic as if she's a police officer! 861 00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:47,000 Let's go, son. Let's go. We'll talk to Sridevi, son. Let's go. 862 00:42:47,291 --> 00:42:49,791 Dear, so what if he likes Sridevi? 863 00:42:50,291 --> 00:42:52,625 You should've said that you know the snake dance. 864 00:42:52,875 --> 00:42:55,916 Mother, for the last time, I won't marry a Punjabi boy. 865 00:42:56,250 --> 00:42:58,750 Why? What's the problem in Punjabi boys? 866 00:42:58,875 --> 00:43:01,625 Punjabi boys are idiots and ill-mannered. 867 00:43:01,750 --> 00:43:04,041 I've already seen a sample outside and at home today. 868 00:43:04,125 --> 00:43:06,000 it's never going to happen, mother. Good night. 869 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,875 if you're stubborn, then I'm your mother. 870 00:43:11,416 --> 00:43:14,000 You will marry a Punjabi boy. 871 00:43:16,791 --> 00:43:20,250 okay, don't worry. I'll be there in five minutes. Don't worry. 872 00:43:20,375 --> 00:43:22,291 Manager? - Sir, the manager is over there. 873 00:43:22,375 --> 00:43:25,000 Thank you. - Hello, manager. 874 00:43:25,041 --> 00:43:26,875 Hello. - Yes, tell me. 875 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,375 We want to talk to you about something very important. 876 00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:31,000 Please come tomorrow. 877 00:43:31,041 --> 00:43:32,916 I'm in a hurry. There's an emergency at home. 878 00:43:33,041 --> 00:43:35,875 Respected sir, customers are like God. 879 00:43:35,916 --> 00:43:38,125 You can't go without listening to God. 880 00:43:38,416 --> 00:43:39,875 okay, sit. Tell me quickly. 881 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,666 Thank you. - Thank you. 882 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:47,000 We want to tell you that... we want a very big loan. 883 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:48,500 Very, very big. - Yes. 884 00:43:48,625 --> 00:43:51,125 is it? - Yes. - How much loan do you want? 885 00:43:51,250 --> 00:43:53,875 Rs 50,000. - What? 886 00:43:54,375 --> 00:43:56,375 Yes. We want to give someone a bribe. 887 00:43:56,625 --> 00:43:59,125 What nonsense! We don't lend money for bribes. 888 00:43:59,291 --> 00:44:01,125 What are you saying, Mr Manager? 889 00:44:01,416 --> 00:44:05,125 if you can give a loan to make houses and for cars... 890 00:44:05,250 --> 00:44:06,916 then why not for bribes? 891 00:44:07,041 --> 00:44:11,916 After all, bribe is also a very big need in life. 892 00:44:12,125 --> 00:44:14,166 You're wasting my time. Please leave. 893 00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:17,875 Manager, we won't leave unless we get a loan. 894 00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:21,625 My brother is in the ICU, battling between life and death. 895 00:44:21,750 --> 00:44:23,416 And you're concerned about your loan of 50,000? 896 00:44:23,541 --> 00:44:25,500 Excuse me, Mr Manager. 897 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:28,125 if we wanted a loan of Rs 50 lakhs... 898 00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:30,666 your brother would have gotten well. 899 00:44:30,791 --> 00:44:34,875 What nonsense are you talking! - it's not nonsense. it's a fact. 900 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,750 A dead person is worth a penny. 901 00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:40,916 And you're leaving customers worth 50,000 for the sake of a penny? 902 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,416 Shame on you. Shame on you. - Shut up! 903 00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:45,166 He slapped your dear son once! 904 00:44:45,916 --> 00:44:47,666 He slapped your dear son twice! 905 00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:53,500 Manager, you may slap him one more time, but please give us a loan. 906 00:44:54,916 --> 00:44:57,125 He slapped your dear son thrice! 907 00:44:57,541 --> 00:45:00,375 Strange. He agreed about slapping you... 908 00:45:00,625 --> 00:45:02,875 but he didn't agree to give the loan. 909 00:45:14,750 --> 00:45:16,375 What's the matter? Why are you not ready yet? 910 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:19,041 it's my fault. 911 00:45:19,875 --> 00:45:21,416 You had told me to eat less. 912 00:45:21,625 --> 00:45:22,625 But what happened? 913 00:45:22,750 --> 00:45:24,625 You never know these things. 914 00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:27,291 I don't understand what's wrong. 915 00:45:27,750 --> 00:45:29,666 I've done 8-10 rounds since morning. 916 00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:32,375 I didn't find any evidence at the crime scene. 917 00:45:32,916 --> 00:45:36,291 Just think that the Punjab Police aren't well today. 918 00:45:36,625 --> 00:45:39,000 What do you mean? - Everything is opened. 919 00:45:40,416 --> 00:45:42,916 Today I've understood the importance of control in life. 920 00:45:43,041 --> 00:45:44,791 What nonsense are you talking? What has happened? 921 00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:46,500 My stomach is in a very bad shape. 922 00:45:46,666 --> 00:45:48,666 I've a stomachache. You know what that means, right? 923 00:45:48,791 --> 00:45:52,625 No, I don't. - That light feeling... 924 00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:55,791 Touch my stomach and see. - No, wait. I understood. 925 00:45:56,416 --> 00:45:58,375 You rest today. I'll investigate alone. 926 00:45:58,416 --> 00:45:59,875 But my duty is calling out to me. 927 00:45:59,916 --> 00:46:02,166 No, you please listen to your stomach's call. 928 00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:03,250 Take care. 929 00:46:03,375 --> 00:46:06,625 I'll come with the bucket along. - Just... You... Stay here. 930 00:46:07,916 --> 00:46:09,125 Constable! 931 00:46:10,291 --> 00:46:11,291 Please wait! 932 00:46:13,625 --> 00:46:15,791 Let me experience the light feelings. 933 00:46:15,916 --> 00:46:18,000 The light feelings. 934 00:46:20,791 --> 00:46:22,750 No, tell the truth. 935 00:46:24,125 --> 00:46:25,750 You'll get someone in trouble, idiot. 936 00:46:26,291 --> 00:46:28,500 I don't think the DC's daughter will be able to get away today. 937 00:46:29,625 --> 00:46:32,500 I'm worried that she might fall for me as soon as she sees me. 938 00:46:32,916 --> 00:46:35,875 Let's see. it's a compromise of the Punjab Police. 939 00:46:37,416 --> 00:46:39,125 Punjab Police, concentrate on your work. 940 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,750 Let's go. 941 00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:50,875 I won't go. 942 00:46:51,375 --> 00:46:52,541 You're Punjabi? 943 00:46:52,750 --> 00:46:54,375 Still you're refusing your Punjabi brother? 944 00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:56,250 Don't you dare call me your brother! 945 00:46:56,500 --> 00:46:59,000 An Indian and a Pakistani can never be brothers! 946 00:46:59,291 --> 00:47:00,625 This is like the Wagha Border. 947 00:47:00,916 --> 00:47:04,166 No one can come on this side or go on that side. Got it? 948 00:47:04,291 --> 00:47:07,250 I see. You're Pakistani. 949 00:47:07,416 --> 00:47:09,750 That's why you started firing straightaway, instead of talking. 950 00:47:09,875 --> 00:47:10,916 Don't consider me your brother if you don't want to. 951 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,125 I don't want to make you my real brother either. 952 00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:14,250 Just take me to my destination and take your money. That's it. 953 00:47:14,291 --> 00:47:16,000 I don't want your money. 954 00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:19,000 Are you crazy? We've never paid an Indian any money before... 955 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,500 and you're refusing dollars? 956 00:47:20,875 --> 00:47:23,250 You don't get such opportunities everyday. - You're crazy. 957 00:47:23,375 --> 00:47:25,000 You're our neighbor. That's why I told you. 958 00:47:25,041 --> 00:47:27,375 After all, only an Indian helps a Pakistani in an unknown country. 959 00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:29,000 I know people like you. 960 00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:33,000 People like you ring the bells of neighbors and run away. 961 00:47:33,041 --> 00:47:35,000 You say you'll help me. 962 00:47:35,041 --> 00:47:37,750 No, no, no. Don't insult me. It doesn't look nice. 963 00:47:37,875 --> 00:47:39,500 Because if I start, I won't stop. 964 00:47:39,541 --> 00:47:40,625 if the Punjab Police's friendship is bad... 965 00:47:40,750 --> 00:47:42,500 then their animosity is worse than anything. 966 00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:45,500 I've tolerated the Pakistani police. 967 00:47:45,625 --> 00:47:46,791 What's the Punjab Police in front of them? 968 00:47:46,875 --> 00:47:48,250 Tell me. What are the Punjab Police? Tell me. 969 00:47:48,375 --> 00:47:49,625 Really? Then listen. 970 00:47:49,875 --> 00:47:51,416 You tell us. Look at yourselves first. 971 00:47:51,625 --> 00:47:54,375 You can't see others prosper. - You can't afford to buy cars. 972 00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:56,125 So you steal others' cars at night and escape. 973 00:47:56,250 --> 00:47:58,166 You... - Hey! Listen to me. 974 00:47:58,250 --> 00:47:59,625 You can't see others prosper. 975 00:47:59,666 --> 00:48:01,166 You see others and get an AC fixed in your house. 976 00:48:01,250 --> 00:48:03,250 First get electricity at least. You can get the AC fixed later. 977 00:48:03,291 --> 00:48:05,750 You... - Hey! Who says that a Sardar can't cross the border? 978 00:48:05,791 --> 00:48:08,166 Here you go. I've crossed the border. - Do what you can! 979 00:48:08,625 --> 00:48:09,875 Now tell me! Tell me! 980 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000 You people... - Hey! 981 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,916 The Punjab Police don't have the time to listen to your nonsense! 982 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000 Take your cab away. I've to go on duty. 983 00:48:15,750 --> 00:48:17,291 There are many other cabs. 984 00:48:17,791 --> 00:48:19,416 Trying to act smart in his cab. 985 00:48:19,625 --> 00:48:21,625 Don't come in front of me again! Cartoon! 986 00:48:26,166 --> 00:48:27,875 Yes. We have you for 5 o'clock. 987 00:48:28,916 --> 00:48:30,875 Great. See you then. - Hello. 988 00:48:31,416 --> 00:48:32,916 Yes? - Where is Pooja? 989 00:48:33,875 --> 00:48:35,000 Pooja? Who? 990 00:48:35,875 --> 00:48:40,500 You know... Where's the slim, fair, beautiful, Punjabi girl? 991 00:48:41,666 --> 00:48:42,750 owner... owner. 992 00:48:43,166 --> 00:48:44,666 oh, the owner. - owner. owner. 993 00:48:44,750 --> 00:48:47,000 Yes, the owner's Punjabi. Let me go call her. 994 00:48:47,416 --> 00:48:48,916 Who says you don't know English? 995 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,541 God, Fateh Singh has shown a little courage. 996 00:48:53,875 --> 00:48:55,041 The rest is Your duty. 997 00:48:55,166 --> 00:48:57,375 The girl shouldn't be so posh that I'm unable to impress her. 998 00:48:57,541 --> 00:48:58,625 Please take care of that. 999 00:48:59,250 --> 00:49:00,375 Yes? Who are you? 1000 00:49:02,250 --> 00:49:03,375 What do you want? 1001 00:49:04,625 --> 00:49:06,250 God, I'd said she shouldn't be posh... 1002 00:49:06,375 --> 00:49:07,875 but she should've at least been a girl. 1003 00:49:07,916 --> 00:49:09,875 First understand what I'm saying and then take an action. 1004 00:49:10,125 --> 00:49:11,291 You are very naughty. 1005 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:12,875 You always do this to me. 1006 00:49:13,375 --> 00:49:15,791 Hello? What are you chanting? 1007 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,250 Speak up. What do you want? 1008 00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:21,750 Are you Pooja? 1009 00:49:21,916 --> 00:49:23,875 Why do you want to know the name? Tell me what you want. 1010 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,791 I... I... I... 1011 00:49:29,125 --> 00:49:30,541 I see. 1012 00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:33,750 You want to get your manicure done. - Yes, I want to get it done. 1013 00:49:33,875 --> 00:49:35,375 Come. Sit over there. - okay. 1014 00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:40,750 Give me your hand. - Are you going to administer an injection? 1015 00:49:40,875 --> 00:49:42,375 No, I will cut it. - What? 1016 00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:43,666 Give me your hand. 1017 00:49:44,750 --> 00:49:47,875 No, I can't do this. You sit. I'll stand. 1018 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,625 if sir comes to know, then he'll get angry. 1019 00:49:49,666 --> 00:49:51,500 Whose sir? - God. 1020 00:49:51,625 --> 00:49:53,541 What will He say? That the girl was standing while I was sitting. 1021 00:49:53,625 --> 00:49:55,541 It doesn't look nice. You sit. 1022 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,000 Sit. 1023 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,625 Wow! You're such a gentleman. 1024 00:50:01,750 --> 00:50:04,041 Punjabis become gentlemen on seeing a beautiful girl. 1025 00:50:04,416 --> 00:50:05,666 Beautiful girl? 1026 00:50:06,250 --> 00:50:07,666 Who? - You. Who else? 1027 00:50:07,875 --> 00:50:10,041 I? - Yes. - Beautiful? - Yes. 1028 00:50:10,125 --> 00:50:12,541 No. Everyone calls me fat. 1029 00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:15,541 They're jealous of you. God has given you such a nice physique. 1030 00:50:15,750 --> 00:50:17,875 if I'd such a physique, I would've been a DIG. 1031 00:50:18,125 --> 00:50:20,916 Don't lie. You'll be doomed. 1032 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,625 I'm not lying. if you weren't in the beauty parlor... 1033 00:50:23,750 --> 00:50:25,750 then this would've been just a parlor without beauty. 1034 00:50:26,625 --> 00:50:27,791 You're a mountain of beauty. 1035 00:50:31,791 --> 00:50:33,625 You Punjabi boys! 1036 00:50:34,125 --> 00:50:37,750 Whenever you see a beautiful girl, you run after her. 1037 00:50:37,875 --> 00:50:39,916 We can't help it. That's our nature. 1038 00:50:40,041 --> 00:50:41,416 You liar. 1039 00:50:41,541 --> 00:50:43,125 You're beautiful. 1040 00:50:49,250 --> 00:50:51,625 Fateh, it took very long, but I managed to entice the fatso. 1041 00:50:53,666 --> 00:50:54,666 Let's go. 1042 00:50:56,041 --> 00:50:58,375 Brother, you! - You? 1043 00:50:58,500 --> 00:51:00,916 one minute... - Keep quiet. Don't talk. I'm telling you. 1044 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,541 if you keep quiet, then your honor will remain intact... 1045 00:51:02,625 --> 00:51:04,000 and I'll get down from the cab with respect too. 1046 00:51:04,041 --> 00:51:08,916 Listen to me. I won't let you go anywhere, brother. - Brother. 1047 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,291 Have you lost your mind? 1048 00:51:10,916 --> 00:51:14,875 Indians and Pakistanis are brothers, after all, brother. 1049 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,416 You're getting very emotional. 1050 00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:18,750 What are you drinking? - English liquor. 1051 00:51:18,791 --> 00:51:19,875 Wonderful! 1052 00:51:20,125 --> 00:51:21,750 The British separated us and the English... 1053 00:51:21,875 --> 00:51:23,000 liquor is bringing us closer. 1054 00:51:23,041 --> 00:51:26,041 Yes. - Give me. I'm not feeling the same love for you. 1055 00:51:26,541 --> 00:51:30,125 You may drink as much as you want. You're my younger brother. 1056 00:51:30,625 --> 00:51:32,250 But remember one thing. 1057 00:51:32,625 --> 00:51:35,625 No matter where you go, I'll drop you there. 1058 00:51:35,791 --> 00:51:37,000 That too free of cost. 1059 00:51:37,166 --> 00:51:41,916 Because in an unknown country, only a Pakistani can help an Indian. 1060 00:51:42,125 --> 00:51:43,250 if that's the matter. - Yes. 1061 00:51:43,375 --> 00:51:45,166 Then you may go to any part of the world... 1062 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:47,625 but the Punjab Police will never fine you. - Really? 1063 00:51:47,666 --> 00:51:48,750 Because after all, in an unknown country... 1064 00:51:48,875 --> 00:51:50,791 even an Indian helps a Pakistani. 1065 00:51:51,750 --> 00:51:54,041 Wherever I go? - Go wherever you want. 1066 00:51:54,125 --> 00:51:55,750 Even if I cross the Wagha Border? 1067 00:51:55,875 --> 00:51:57,041 Just come, brother. 1068 00:51:57,125 --> 00:51:58,791 I've come, brother. You just had to command me. 1069 00:51:58,875 --> 00:52:01,125 Careful. The wall of Wagha will break. 1070 00:52:02,541 --> 00:52:04,541 You also drink. - No, no, brother. You first. 1071 00:52:04,625 --> 00:52:06,750 No. - You first. - Have it! 1072 00:52:13,625 --> 00:52:14,625 Hello! 1073 00:52:14,875 --> 00:52:16,666 Yes? How are you feeling today? 1074 00:52:16,750 --> 00:52:17,916 I am... 1075 00:52:21,875 --> 00:52:22,916 What? 1076 00:52:24,166 --> 00:52:25,875 one minute. I'll be right back. - What the... 1077 00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:37,875 I was saying that... 1078 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,375 I... I did not sit down? - God! 1079 00:52:56,041 --> 00:52:57,166 I... - Wait. 1080 00:52:57,625 --> 00:52:59,000 I'll come tomorrow. okay? - No, no... 1081 00:52:59,041 --> 00:53:01,166 No, I'll come tomorrow. - My duty is calling out to me. 1082 00:53:01,250 --> 00:53:02,250 How can you go without me? 1083 00:53:02,291 --> 00:53:04,791 I don't care. Stuff cotton in your ears. You're disgusting. 1084 00:53:04,875 --> 00:53:06,041 Wait, constable. 1085 00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:09,250 Wait, constable. 1086 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,166 Brother! Good morning! 1087 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,666 Brother! What brother? 1088 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,375 I had explained to you yesterday... 1089 00:53:27,625 --> 00:53:30,875 that Indians and Pakistanis can never be brothers. 1090 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,166 You said that in the morning. 1091 00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:33,791 Did you forget what you'd said at night? 1092 00:53:33,875 --> 00:53:36,500 A Pakistani helps an Indian. Free ride. 1093 00:53:36,791 --> 00:53:39,166 Don't joke with me. Get out of the cab. Come on. 1094 00:53:39,625 --> 00:53:41,500 Are you my sister-in-law that I would joke with you? 1095 00:53:41,625 --> 00:53:43,000 Forget about your words, at least respect the English liquor... 1096 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,791 after drinking which you made me your brother. 1097 00:53:45,041 --> 00:53:47,125 I can never make an enemy my brother. 1098 00:53:47,166 --> 00:53:48,875 No matter how much I drink with him. 1099 00:53:48,916 --> 00:53:50,791 No matter how much I drink. 1100 00:53:50,875 --> 00:53:52,500 Just cross the Wagha border and then I'll show you. 1101 00:53:52,541 --> 00:53:55,041 Why would I cross the Wagha border? is that America? 1102 00:53:55,125 --> 00:53:56,750 Don't mess with me, I'm telling you. 1103 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,166 Get lost! - Get out of the car. 1104 00:53:58,250 --> 00:54:00,000 idiot. - Come on. 1105 00:54:00,125 --> 00:54:02,500 He comes every time... - idiot! is he a man or a woman? 1106 00:54:02,666 --> 00:54:04,041 He will get beaten by me. 1107 00:54:08,916 --> 00:54:09,916 Hello? 1108 00:54:10,916 --> 00:54:11,916 Pooja? 1109 00:54:12,541 --> 00:54:13,625 Where is everyone gone? 1110 00:54:13,875 --> 00:54:14,875 Pooja? 1111 00:54:16,375 --> 00:54:17,416 I'm scared. 1112 00:54:28,166 --> 00:54:30,916 By the way, for what treatment have you come today? 1113 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:34,250 The treatment is just an excuse. I've come to meet you. 1114 00:54:34,375 --> 00:54:36,166 Me? Why? 1115 00:54:36,250 --> 00:54:40,500 Because since I've come from Punjab, I feel very lonely. 1116 00:54:41,125 --> 00:54:42,750 Really? Why? 1117 00:54:42,875 --> 00:54:44,666 Because my family is in Punjab. 1118 00:54:44,750 --> 00:54:46,250 Since I've come, I just keep thinking... 1119 00:54:46,375 --> 00:54:47,791 about when I'll go back to my family. 1120 00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:50,750 But now... - Now what? 1121 00:54:51,250 --> 00:54:52,791 It seems difficult now. 1122 00:54:53,416 --> 00:54:54,416 Difficult? 1123 00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:56,250 Why? 1124 00:54:56,291 --> 00:54:59,875 Because now, even over here, some people are very close to me. 1125 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:03,125 So, I feel that it'll be very difficult to leave them. 1126 00:55:03,916 --> 00:55:05,250 Have you ever been to Punjab? 1127 00:55:05,750 --> 00:55:07,500 I have once. 1128 00:55:07,666 --> 00:55:11,666 When I was seven years old and weighed only 60kgs. 1129 00:55:11,791 --> 00:55:13,125 What? - Yes. 1130 00:55:13,166 --> 00:55:16,875 Then? - Then I got doubled and so did the ticket. 1131 00:55:17,166 --> 00:55:19,000 I never felt like going again. 1132 00:55:19,375 --> 00:55:20,500 But can I ask you something? 1133 00:55:20,625 --> 00:55:23,125 What is in Punjab that's not in Canada? 1134 00:55:23,250 --> 00:55:26,125 No, no. There are a lot of things in Punjab that aren't in Canada. 1135 00:55:26,666 --> 00:55:29,041 Like what? - Let's talk about art. 1136 00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:30,625 Like in the rain... 1137 00:55:30,750 --> 00:55:32,625 when the cows twist their tails... 1138 00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:34,416 yellow flowers are printed on the wall. 1139 00:55:34,541 --> 00:55:36,375 Will you find such art anywhere? - No, no. 1140 00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:39,041 Secondly, it's allowed to pass stools openly there... 1141 00:55:39,125 --> 00:55:40,750 but you're not allowed to kiss. 1142 00:55:40,916 --> 00:55:42,375 But it's the opposite here. 1143 00:55:42,416 --> 00:55:44,375 Someone should ask them that if a person feels like kissing... 1144 00:55:44,416 --> 00:55:45,750 he can control himself. 1145 00:55:45,791 --> 00:55:47,375 But how can one control himself for the other thing? 1146 00:55:47,416 --> 00:55:49,375 is there any other difference? - Yes. 1147 00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:52,041 After a few days, you'll find a gem like Fateh Singh only in Punjab. 1148 00:55:52,250 --> 00:55:53,625 You won't find him in Canada. 1149 00:55:56,375 --> 00:55:57,666 You're leaving? 1150 00:55:58,875 --> 00:56:00,125 That too alone. 1151 00:56:03,125 --> 00:56:05,750 By the way, I wanted to see Punjab too. 1152 00:56:06,250 --> 00:56:09,416 Can I come with you too? if you don't mind. 1153 00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:11,666 Why would I mind? Pack your bags right away. 1154 00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:12,750 Not right now. First... 1155 00:56:12,875 --> 00:56:15,125 you'll have to come to my house for lunch tomorrow. 1156 00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:16,750 For lunch? Why? 1157 00:56:17,375 --> 00:56:19,125 I'll have to explain everything to you. 1158 00:56:19,291 --> 00:56:21,000 To take my family's permission. 1159 00:56:21,375 --> 00:56:24,000 My family won't send their young and beautiful daughter... 1160 00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:26,125 with a stranger just like that. 1161 00:56:26,416 --> 00:56:28,000 What if you take advantage of me? 1162 00:56:28,166 --> 00:56:29,750 Advantage? - Yes. 1163 00:56:29,875 --> 00:56:34,500 of you? - You can't pick me, but you can take advantage of me. 1164 00:56:34,875 --> 00:56:37,000 I don't think I need to swear about this. 1165 00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:40,375 But still, I swear that I'll never take advantage of you. 1166 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,291 Go away, you liar. 1167 00:56:42,916 --> 00:56:44,416 You're beautiful. 1168 00:56:53,625 --> 00:56:54,625 Let's go. 1169 00:56:56,625 --> 00:56:58,375 Brother! Brother! 1170 00:56:58,416 --> 00:57:00,541 Why do you mess with me? You'll be thrashed unnecessarily. 1171 00:57:00,916 --> 00:57:04,041 Brother, you can do whatever you want with me. 1172 00:57:04,416 --> 00:57:05,625 I'll forgive you. 1173 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:10,000 Because Indians and Pakistanis are brothers. 1174 00:57:10,041 --> 00:57:12,250 Brother again? - Yes. - I don't consider you my brother. 1175 00:57:12,416 --> 00:57:14,125 As if it's not a relationship but a work shift. 1176 00:57:14,375 --> 00:57:17,750 Brother, you may vent your anger on me. 1177 00:57:18,125 --> 00:57:21,750 But why are you angry with this innocent one? 1178 00:57:22,416 --> 00:57:23,791 But I have a condition. - What? 1179 00:57:23,875 --> 00:57:25,125 This time, I'll cross the border. 1180 00:57:25,166 --> 00:57:27,791 Most welcome. Please come ahead. Come. - Really? 1181 00:57:27,916 --> 00:57:30,375 Come. Come. Come. - Here I come. 1182 00:57:31,166 --> 00:57:32,166 Hold this. 1183 00:57:42,750 --> 00:57:44,541 Hold on, brother. I've got a call. 1184 00:57:45,375 --> 00:57:46,416 it's sir's call. 1185 00:57:47,166 --> 00:57:48,416 Hello, sir! 1186 00:57:48,541 --> 00:57:50,125 Forget your hello. it's been three days. 1187 00:57:50,166 --> 00:57:51,291 Why didn't you report to me? 1188 00:57:51,666 --> 00:57:54,375 Sir, forget the report! There's good news! 1189 00:57:54,875 --> 00:57:56,500 Good news so soon? 1190 00:57:56,625 --> 00:57:59,125 No! Pooja has agreed to come to Punjab! 1191 00:58:01,166 --> 00:58:04,750 Look, I didn't need to use the weapon of my looks and Pooja agreed. 1192 00:58:04,791 --> 00:58:06,625 She has invited me to her house tomorrow for lunch. 1193 00:58:06,791 --> 00:58:08,125 Tomorrow I'll convince her family... 1194 00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:10,291 and the day after, Pooja and I'll be heading to Punjab. 1195 00:58:11,250 --> 00:58:13,000 Your advice worked, sir! 1196 00:58:14,041 --> 00:58:16,291 This idiot is really lucky. 1197 00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:18,625 No girl ever invited me over. 1198 00:58:18,875 --> 00:58:20,875 And the DC's daughter invited him for lunch. 1199 00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:26,291 Wait. Don't come. Wait. - Fateh! 1200 00:58:26,541 --> 00:58:27,875 Yes. Come in. 1201 00:58:30,041 --> 00:58:33,250 Where are you? - on your right. Come. Don't hesitate. 1202 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,916 Come. Welcome. Hello. 1203 00:58:36,250 --> 00:58:37,416 What are you doing here? 1204 00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:39,500 What do I tell you? The Punjab Police are in a really bad shape. 1205 00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:42,000 I didn't get tired while running in marathons... 1206 00:58:42,125 --> 00:58:43,250 but I got tired running from the... 1207 00:58:43,375 --> 00:58:44,291 bedroom to the bathroom at night. 1208 00:58:44,375 --> 00:58:46,375 Then I thought that an accident might happen on the way. 1209 00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:48,041 So I got fed up and slept here itself. 1210 00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:50,125 Did you sleep here all night? - Yes. 1211 00:58:50,875 --> 00:58:52,291 There's nothing to feel disgusted about. 1212 00:58:52,375 --> 00:58:55,166 if you've that light feeling, try it some time. 1213 00:58:55,250 --> 00:58:56,250 it's very helpful. - God! 1214 00:58:56,375 --> 00:58:57,750 I'm going. We'll meet tomorrow. - Wait. Wait. 1215 00:58:57,875 --> 00:59:00,000 My duty is calling out to me. Just take this bucket and... 1216 00:59:00,041 --> 00:59:01,166 You're disgusting! 1217 00:59:01,750 --> 00:59:05,000 Disgusting! - Stop! Constable! 1218 00:59:15,791 --> 00:59:18,375 Disgusting! Disgusting! 1219 00:59:18,666 --> 00:59:20,791 Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! 1220 00:59:23,375 --> 00:59:24,750 it's love. 1221 00:59:25,625 --> 00:59:27,625 You'll get me in trouble someday. 1222 00:59:39,125 --> 00:59:42,166 Across the border. Brothers. Free ride. 1223 00:59:42,750 --> 00:59:43,750 Get down. 1224 00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:46,625 I don't understand why only you're standing here everyday. 1225 00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:48,875 I begin my service from here every morning. 1226 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,875 This is my den! - Are you a don that you've a den? 1227 00:59:50,916 --> 00:59:51,916 Listen to me carefully. 1228 00:59:52,041 --> 00:59:53,875 if I see you here again, then I'll flail you. 1229 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,750 What does flail mean? - Why do you want to know? 1230 00:59:55,875 --> 00:59:57,375 Get out of here or you'll have to pay fine. 1231 00:59:57,416 --> 01:00:00,625 Why should I pay fine? I've all my papers. 1232 01:00:00,750 --> 01:00:02,250 But your steering wheel is on the left. 1233 01:00:02,291 --> 01:00:03,500 Who'll pay the fine for this? 1234 01:00:04,250 --> 01:00:05,250 idiot! Get lost! 1235 01:00:07,250 --> 01:00:08,250 Strange. 1236 01:00:09,125 --> 01:00:10,625 Even the Pakistani police don't know... 1237 01:00:10,666 --> 01:00:12,000 this technique of demanding a fine. 1238 01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:32,500 I was scared. 1239 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:37,250 What's the matter? You're all decked up today. 1240 01:00:37,375 --> 01:00:38,416 Anything special? 1241 01:00:38,541 --> 01:00:41,250 Just a little. 1242 01:00:41,625 --> 01:00:45,125 You don't need to do this. You're already so beautiful. 1243 01:00:45,166 --> 01:00:46,791 Go away, liar. 1244 01:00:47,750 --> 01:00:48,875 You're beautiful. 1245 01:01:00,875 --> 01:01:05,250 This is my mother. Mother, he's Fateh. - Hello, mother. 1246 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,375 Don't call me mother. Call me aunt Jassi. okay? 1247 01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:10,500 okay. Hello, aunt Jassi. 1248 01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:12,416 What will you drink? - I'll drink buttermilk. 1249 01:01:12,541 --> 01:01:15,125 okay, dear, call your father and tell... 1250 01:01:15,166 --> 01:01:17,375 him that there are guests at home. 1251 01:01:17,416 --> 01:01:20,000 So, ask him to bring grandma home soon. - okay. 1252 01:01:20,125 --> 01:01:21,625 I'll be right back with the buttermilk. 1253 01:01:22,125 --> 01:01:24,125 Father? Grandma? 1254 01:01:25,791 --> 01:01:28,375 Why are you so shocked? Everyone has them. 1255 01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:31,000 Aunt has a cousin husband too? 1256 01:01:31,750 --> 01:01:32,750 What do you mean? 1257 01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:34,750 Where's the bathroom? 1258 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,000 That way. 1259 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,125 I'll be right back. 1260 01:01:45,291 --> 01:01:47,666 Hello. - Hello, sir. This is Fateh Singh from Canada. 1261 01:01:47,750 --> 01:01:50,291 Yes, Fateh Singh. Tell me. What's the progress? 1262 01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:52,625 There's good news, sir. I've convinced Pooja to come to Punjab. 1263 01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:55,166 Really? - Yes. I've come to Pooja's house. 1264 01:01:55,250 --> 01:01:57,750 Her mother... I mean, to take permission from your wife. 1265 01:01:57,875 --> 01:02:00,375 But there's a problem here, sir. - What problem? 1266 01:02:00,416 --> 01:02:02,541 Sir, I think your wife got remarried. 1267 01:02:03,125 --> 01:02:06,250 What? Tajinder got remarried? 1268 01:02:06,375 --> 01:02:08,625 No, sir. Your wife's name isn't Tajinder. it's Jassi. 1269 01:02:08,666 --> 01:02:10,250 What nonsense are you talking? 1270 01:02:10,291 --> 01:02:12,291 You think I won't know my wife's name? 1271 01:02:12,375 --> 01:02:13,750 Sir, it must be her nickname. 1272 01:02:13,875 --> 01:02:16,250 You idiot, I've lived with that woman... 1273 01:02:16,375 --> 01:02:18,166 in the same house for 10 years. 1274 01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:19,750 I don't know about it. 1275 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,291 And you've come to know her nickname in just 10 minutes? 1276 01:02:22,375 --> 01:02:23,791 Sir, your general knowledge is weak and... 1277 01:02:23,875 --> 01:02:25,041 you're venting your anger on me. 1278 01:02:25,125 --> 01:02:26,166 Now you'll say that you don't even... 1279 01:02:26,250 --> 01:02:27,375 know that your mother is here too. 1280 01:02:27,416 --> 01:02:31,541 Shut up! it's been 12 years since my mother went to heaven. 1281 01:02:31,625 --> 01:02:32,875 Sir, Canada is like heaven too. 1282 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,416 She must have come here and settled down. - Shut up, idiot! 1283 01:02:35,916 --> 01:02:38,166 Keep your mouth shut and use your brains. 1284 01:02:39,041 --> 01:02:40,916 And go and clear the confusion. 1285 01:02:41,041 --> 01:02:42,625 Yes, sir. - Nonsense. 1286 01:02:43,916 --> 01:02:45,625 What a life we employees have. 1287 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,166 No. The talks. 1288 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,916 You'll get someone in trouble someday, silly. I'm telling you. 1289 01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:02,875 What are you doing here, constable? 1290 01:03:02,916 --> 01:03:04,875 Forget about me. You tell me. What are you doing here? 1291 01:03:08,625 --> 01:03:11,125 Not I. I asked you first. You tell me. 1292 01:03:11,750 --> 01:03:13,750 You liar! I've come to catch your lie. 1293 01:03:13,916 --> 01:03:15,666 You've been fooling me since three days. 1294 01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:18,500 You said you'd a stomachache, and you're drinking buttermilk here. 1295 01:03:18,541 --> 01:03:19,750 I didn't drink the buttermilk. 1296 01:03:19,791 --> 01:03:22,000 Ask her. I didn't even drink water. - Don't change the topic. 1297 01:03:22,125 --> 01:03:24,041 Tell the truth. Why did you go to her parlor? 1298 01:03:24,250 --> 01:03:25,375 You're great, constable. 1299 01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:27,875 From where have you got these beautiful looks? 1300 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,500 You girls don't come out of the parlor for hours. 1301 01:03:30,541 --> 01:03:32,500 When the Punjab Police wanted to get some beauty treatment done... 1302 01:03:32,625 --> 01:03:33,875 you're using your third degree. - Shut up. 1303 01:03:33,916 --> 01:03:36,125 You went there for beauty treatment? - Do cars ever get serviced? 1304 01:03:36,166 --> 01:03:37,250 Stop your interrogation. 1305 01:03:37,375 --> 01:03:39,166 How did you enter someone's house without a warrant? 1306 01:03:39,250 --> 01:03:40,750 Get out of here. - I don't need a warrant... 1307 01:03:40,875 --> 01:03:42,875 to come to my friend's house. - Preet is my friend. 1308 01:03:44,750 --> 01:03:46,791 At least ask your friend what her name is. Her name is Pooja. 1309 01:03:46,875 --> 01:03:48,375 She's Preet. I'm Pooja. 1310 01:03:48,791 --> 01:03:50,291 Pooja, tell her. She's lost her mind. 1311 01:03:51,250 --> 01:03:54,041 She's right. She's Pooja and I'm Preet. 1312 01:03:54,166 --> 01:03:56,000 Did you understand, Mr Fateh? 1313 01:03:56,291 --> 01:03:57,291 What? 1314 01:03:59,875 --> 01:04:03,125 But how can she be Pooja? Pooja works in a parlor. 1315 01:04:03,166 --> 01:04:06,250 I used to. But when I joined the police force, I left the parlor. 1316 01:04:06,375 --> 01:04:09,000 Couldn't you've told me this before? - How would I've told you? 1317 01:04:09,041 --> 01:04:12,625 Pooja had told everyone that she still works in the parlor. 1318 01:04:12,875 --> 01:04:16,000 Her mother hates the police force. That's why. 1319 01:04:16,291 --> 01:04:17,375 Did you understand? 1320 01:04:17,875 --> 01:04:21,250 This means you're the real Ms Pooja, constable? 1321 01:04:22,666 --> 01:04:25,375 And I was flirting with this fatso without a reason. 1322 01:04:26,916 --> 01:04:29,000 You called me fatso? 1323 01:04:31,375 --> 01:04:32,375 Mother! 1324 01:04:32,875 --> 01:04:35,125 Don't you dare come here again! Get lost! 1325 01:04:35,875 --> 01:04:37,416 Pooja, get him out. 1326 01:04:42,416 --> 01:04:45,291 I'd a doubt on you since the very first day, constable. 1327 01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:49,000 But now I'm sure that you didn't come here to solve the case... 1328 01:04:49,500 --> 01:04:52,500 but to entice an innocent girl like Preet and get settled here. 1329 01:04:53,666 --> 01:04:55,000 But get ready to leave now. 1330 01:04:56,125 --> 01:04:59,750 Now just wait and watch how I get you deported within two days. 1331 01:05:00,791 --> 01:05:02,500 He calls himself the Punjab Police. 1332 01:05:16,750 --> 01:05:18,500 Are You satisfied now? Are You happy? 1333 01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:20,875 I won't talk to You. 1334 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,750 But what will the Punjab Police do now? 1335 01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:35,916 Buy my father. - I'm sweet. 1336 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,416 For 50,000. - Totally. 1337 01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:40,875 Buy my father. - I'm sweet. 1338 01:05:41,291 --> 01:05:44,875 Son. My dear son, say it louder. 1339 01:05:45,250 --> 01:05:48,875 The louder you say, the more you'll be able to publicize. 1340 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:52,250 Father, I'm unable to raise my voice. 1341 01:05:52,416 --> 01:05:55,000 My heart is sad. 1342 01:05:55,250 --> 01:05:57,791 I wish your dear son could be sold instead of you. 1343 01:05:57,875 --> 01:05:59,875 Sorry to say, my dear son... 1344 01:05:59,916 --> 01:06:02,041 but no one would've paid even a penny for you. 1345 01:06:02,875 --> 01:06:04,791 These are contemporary times, son. 1346 01:06:04,875 --> 01:06:08,375 The cruel world doesn't see the heart, but body. 1347 01:06:08,750 --> 01:06:12,875 That's why once your father is sold for Rs 50,000... 1348 01:06:13,250 --> 01:06:17,250 I'm sure that when my dear son goes to Canada... 1349 01:06:17,291 --> 01:06:22,625 he'll make so much money that he'll buy his father back. 1350 01:06:22,791 --> 01:06:25,375 Love you, father. - Love you too. 1351 01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:26,875 Love you, father. - Love you too. 1352 01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:29,000 Father. Father, a customer is coming. 1353 01:06:29,125 --> 01:06:31,041 Don't get emotional. Let's talk business. 1354 01:06:31,375 --> 01:06:34,250 open the first three buttons of your shirt. - Three buttons? Why? 1355 01:06:34,541 --> 01:06:38,625 Father, the more glamorous you look, the more the customer will pay. 1356 01:06:38,750 --> 01:06:40,791 Buy my father! Buy my father! 1357 01:06:41,125 --> 01:06:42,875 What? - Buy Shampy's father. 1358 01:06:43,125 --> 01:06:44,875 Why? I have my own. 1359 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:48,291 You may have, brother, but not like Shampy's father. 1360 01:06:48,375 --> 01:06:51,125 Really? - Look how good he is. 1361 01:06:51,166 --> 01:06:54,875 There's beauty. There's glamour. There's steel-like body. 1362 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:58,041 Do you look like your father? - Yes. 1363 01:06:58,291 --> 01:06:59,375 That's why you're ugly. 1364 01:06:59,625 --> 01:07:01,625 Brother, if your face was like that of Shampy's father... 1365 01:07:01,750 --> 01:07:04,875 even you would've been good-looking like Shampy. 1366 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,291 Shampy's father has given Shampy everything. 1367 01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:11,125 Business, a nice body, a vehicle. 1368 01:07:11,166 --> 01:07:15,291 Just throw your useless father in the bin. 1369 01:07:15,500 --> 01:07:18,041 What will you do with an ugly, good-for-nothing father? 1370 01:07:18,125 --> 01:07:19,625 Buy Shampy's father. 1371 01:07:19,666 --> 01:07:21,666 You'll be happy and your mother will be happy too. 1372 01:07:22,916 --> 01:07:24,500 Your dear son was slapped once! 1373 01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:26,916 Your dear son was slapped twice! - Shut up. 1374 01:07:27,625 --> 01:07:28,625 Father! 1375 01:07:29,666 --> 01:07:32,416 Your dear son was slapped thrice! Why did you hit me? 1376 01:07:32,625 --> 01:07:34,291 Why did you talk about his mother? 1377 01:07:34,875 --> 01:07:35,916 Sorry. 1378 01:07:36,625 --> 01:07:39,250 Buy my father. - I'm sweet. 1379 01:07:39,375 --> 01:07:42,000 For 50,000. - Totally. 1380 01:07:44,666 --> 01:07:47,375 You mean the DC's daughter doesn't work in a parlor. 1381 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,000 She's a constable? 1382 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,750 Sir, it's that constable who I harassed a lot. 1383 01:07:51,791 --> 01:07:53,250 She wants to flail me now. 1384 01:07:53,375 --> 01:07:55,625 I don't know what this flail' is. What does 'flail' mean? 1385 01:07:55,750 --> 01:07:57,375 Why do you want to know, sir? 1386 01:07:57,416 --> 01:08:00,125 You tell me what I should do. I'm stuck. 1387 01:08:00,416 --> 01:08:03,250 What else can you do? Just come back. 1388 01:08:03,625 --> 01:08:05,916 Now she'll get you deported anyhow. 1389 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:07,750 Sir, it's entirely the DC's fault. 1390 01:08:07,916 --> 01:08:09,375 The DC knows about the whole city. 1391 01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:11,041 But he doesn't know about his daughter, sir. 1392 01:08:12,250 --> 01:08:14,500 The girl's mother doesn't know what she's doing. 1393 01:08:14,625 --> 01:08:15,791 How will sir know? 1394 01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:20,541 Sir, you are so smart. 1395 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,416 What did I say now? 1396 01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:24,791 I didn't think that the girl's mother doesn't know what she does. 1397 01:08:24,916 --> 01:08:27,750 So what? - It'll work for us. - How? 1398 01:08:27,875 --> 01:08:29,250 Sir, just wait and watch. 1399 01:08:29,375 --> 01:08:30,875 The girl might have all her papers... 1400 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:32,500 but Fateh Singh will make her pay a fine. 1401 01:08:32,625 --> 01:08:33,625 Bye. Love you. 1402 01:08:34,250 --> 01:08:36,250 I wonder what's on his mind now. 1403 01:08:36,291 --> 01:08:38,750 I really should keep my mouth shut. 1404 01:08:39,875 --> 01:08:41,375 Really? Have some more. 1405 01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:43,166 Son, have some more. 1406 01:08:43,250 --> 01:08:44,916 if I eat any more, then I'll get fat. 1407 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,041 Mother! - I think Pooja is here. 1408 01:08:50,541 --> 01:08:53,625 Aunt, I'll eat if you feed me. 1409 01:08:53,750 --> 01:08:56,166 Because eating food from a mother's hand is pleasurable... 1410 01:08:56,250 --> 01:08:57,250 Give me. 1411 01:08:57,916 --> 01:08:59,000 Take this, son. 1412 01:09:00,916 --> 01:09:03,125 You? What are you doing here? 1413 01:09:03,291 --> 01:09:06,500 Pooja, he came here looking for you. 1414 01:09:06,916 --> 01:09:09,000 Why didn't you tell me that such a... 1415 01:09:09,125 --> 01:09:11,041 lovely Punjabi boy is your friend? 1416 01:09:11,166 --> 01:09:12,416 He? He's not my friend. 1417 01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:14,250 What? 1418 01:09:14,416 --> 01:09:16,125 She doesn't work in a parlor either. 1419 01:09:17,125 --> 01:09:18,125 What? 1420 01:09:18,666 --> 01:09:20,416 Mother, I mean... 1421 01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:25,416 He's not my friend. He's a very dear friend of mine. Right? 1422 01:09:26,500 --> 01:09:29,750 Yes. Yes. She also works very well in the parlor. 1423 01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:32,541 I see! I see! 1424 01:09:32,750 --> 01:09:35,750 Mother, give me something to eat too. I'm very hungry. 1425 01:09:35,791 --> 01:09:37,500 of course. I'll get it right away. - Thanks, mother. 1426 01:09:37,625 --> 01:09:38,875 You're hungry? Here, have this. 1427 01:09:39,916 --> 01:09:42,125 if you tell the truth to mother, then I won't spare you. 1428 01:09:42,666 --> 01:09:45,166 Don't deport me and I won't tell the truth to your mother. 1429 01:09:45,375 --> 01:09:46,875 I can't go against my duty. 1430 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,791 Even I can't betray the woman who fed me with so much love. 1431 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,000 Aunt! - I promise. 1432 01:09:52,166 --> 01:09:53,625 Don't you dare tell mother anything! 1433 01:09:53,666 --> 01:09:55,625 if it's about a promise, then no matter what happens... 1434 01:09:55,666 --> 01:09:57,291 Fateh Singh won't tell her anything. 1435 01:09:57,375 --> 01:09:59,916 What won't you tell, son? - That she's a policewoman. 1436 01:10:01,125 --> 01:10:04,000 What? - What? - What? 1437 01:10:06,250 --> 01:10:07,500 is he telling the truth? 1438 01:10:07,666 --> 01:10:09,166 Mother, I can explain. 1439 01:10:11,291 --> 01:10:12,750 oh, God! 1440 01:10:14,041 --> 01:10:16,625 oh, God! 1441 01:10:17,541 --> 01:10:21,041 You weren't ashamed before deceiving your mother like that? 1442 01:10:22,041 --> 01:10:25,791 I worked so hard to educate you. For what? 1443 01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:27,791 Mother... - So that you lie to me? 1444 01:10:28,041 --> 01:10:31,125 Mother, don't say that. - What else should I say? 1445 01:10:33,666 --> 01:10:36,791 if not the parlor, you should've joined a bank. 1446 01:10:36,916 --> 01:10:38,375 You should have become a doctor. 1447 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:40,625 Why did you've to work with the police? 1448 01:10:42,750 --> 01:10:44,916 You're your father's daughter, after all. 1449 01:10:46,500 --> 01:10:48,375 Your mother doesn't have a right on you. 1450 01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:50,875 Mother, I'll resign tomorrow itself if you say. 1451 01:10:51,375 --> 01:10:52,875 But please don't get upset. 1452 01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:55,041 No, aunt. Tell her to resign today itself. 1453 01:10:55,125 --> 01:10:56,791 What if you change your mind tomorrow? 1454 01:10:57,916 --> 01:11:00,291 I'll change my mind? Why? 1455 01:11:00,375 --> 01:11:01,875 Tomorrow you might feel that you were wrong. 1456 01:11:01,916 --> 01:11:03,125 So, you might change your mind. 1457 01:11:04,375 --> 01:11:07,250 My mind? Wrong? 1458 01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:09,250 No, aunt. You're not wrong, but you might feel so. 1459 01:11:09,375 --> 01:11:10,875 It would've been wrong if you'd a son... 1460 01:11:10,916 --> 01:11:12,375 and you would've stopped him from joining the police force. 1461 01:11:12,416 --> 01:11:14,875 She's a girl. And it's our duty to suppress girls. 1462 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,375 Because girls and culture go hand in hand. Right, aunt? 1463 01:11:17,625 --> 01:11:19,125 Yes. - Right? - Yes. 1464 01:11:19,375 --> 01:11:21,250 All of us feel that girls aren't less than boys. 1465 01:11:21,375 --> 01:11:23,000 Though girls are much more successful than boys. 1466 01:11:23,041 --> 01:11:24,541 A boy may stand on the street for one hour... 1467 01:11:24,625 --> 01:11:25,750 but no one will give him a lift. 1468 01:11:25,875 --> 01:11:27,750 But if a girl stands, everyone wants to give her a lift. 1469 01:11:27,875 --> 01:11:29,625 Girls have become thieves. They murder. 1470 01:11:29,666 --> 01:11:31,000 But why do we care about these achievements? 1471 01:11:31,041 --> 01:11:33,625 We like those girls who get scared of cockroaches. 1472 01:11:33,750 --> 01:11:35,666 And when we talk about marriage, they feel shy. 1473 01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:37,666 After all, it's our culture to suppress girls. 1474 01:11:37,750 --> 01:11:40,250 Because girls and culture go hand in hand. Right, aunt? 1475 01:11:41,500 --> 01:11:43,250 Yes. - That's why wake up, aunt! 1476 01:11:43,875 --> 01:11:47,250 No, I mean... let your conscience wake up. You sit. Yes. 1477 01:11:47,541 --> 01:11:49,625 Wake up and stop Pooja from doing what she likes to do. 1478 01:11:49,750 --> 01:11:50,625 Because it's your duty. 1479 01:11:50,666 --> 01:11:52,750 And also that granny who's been sleeping since ages. 1480 01:11:52,916 --> 01:11:54,500 Because it's our culture to suppress girls. 1481 01:11:54,625 --> 01:11:56,416 Because girls and culture go hand in hand. 1482 01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:58,250 Long live revolution! 1483 01:12:00,791 --> 01:12:03,125 Did I talk too much? 1484 01:12:04,250 --> 01:12:07,916 No, son. What you said is right. 1485 01:12:10,375 --> 01:12:14,041 if mothers don't change their thinking regarding their daughters... 1486 01:12:15,166 --> 01:12:17,125 then how will the society's thinking change? 1487 01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:18,750 What are you saying, aunt? 1488 01:12:19,250 --> 01:12:20,750 I'm saying the right thing. 1489 01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:25,875 Pooja dear, you can do what you feel like. 1490 01:12:26,666 --> 01:12:28,125 I'll never stop you. 1491 01:12:28,500 --> 01:12:29,916 Really, mother? - Yes. 1492 01:12:31,166 --> 01:12:32,916 Mother. I love you. 1493 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,000 Love you too, dear. - l love you so much. - Love you too. 1494 01:12:35,875 --> 01:12:37,666 oh, my God! You were amazing. 1495 01:12:37,916 --> 01:12:40,291 You solved such a big problem of mine in a jiffy. 1496 01:12:41,666 --> 01:12:43,500 The Punjab Police are talented as well. 1497 01:12:44,125 --> 01:12:45,750 Seriously. Thank you, Fateh. 1498 01:12:45,875 --> 01:12:47,000 Why are you thanking me? 1499 01:12:47,125 --> 01:12:49,000 I solved your problem, so you help me too. 1500 01:12:50,291 --> 01:12:51,791 Why should I help you? 1501 01:12:53,041 --> 01:12:55,250 Hello. Hold on. What do you mean why? 1502 01:12:55,375 --> 01:12:56,750 We had promised each other. 1503 01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:58,500 We had promised... 1504 01:12:58,541 --> 01:13:00,500 but you broke your promise by telling the truth to mother. 1505 01:13:00,541 --> 01:13:02,416 So, technically, I can break it too. 1506 01:13:02,625 --> 01:13:04,750 Technically, you don't look like a witch, but you are. 1507 01:13:04,791 --> 01:13:06,000 I'm warning you. Don't mess with me. 1508 01:13:06,041 --> 01:13:07,500 Because if the Punjab Police's friendship is good... 1509 01:13:07,541 --> 01:13:09,000 their animosity is worse than anything. - okay. 1510 01:13:09,125 --> 01:13:12,291 Relax. I don't intend to betray you, constable. 1511 01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:14,791 I'm just saying that we'll break the old... 1512 01:13:14,875 --> 01:13:16,625 promise and make a new one. okay? 1513 01:13:16,791 --> 01:13:18,250 New promise? Which one? 1514 01:13:18,416 --> 01:13:19,416 First promise me. 1515 01:13:19,500 --> 01:13:21,750 Why should I promise? I wonder what you might ask for. 1516 01:13:21,875 --> 01:13:23,250 Really? Are you scared? 1517 01:13:24,625 --> 01:13:26,416 if that's the matter, then see my guts. 1518 01:13:26,625 --> 01:13:27,916 You can ask for my life too. 1519 01:13:28,125 --> 01:13:29,250 Come on, let's promise. 1520 01:13:30,125 --> 01:13:31,250 What are you doing? 1521 01:13:31,291 --> 01:13:32,916 Girls like you do anything. 1522 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,000 Shake hands. 1523 01:13:34,541 --> 01:13:36,541 Go away. Promise. 1524 01:13:37,666 --> 01:13:40,416 okay. Here's my promise. Tell me what the problem is. 1525 01:13:50,541 --> 01:13:51,541 My hand. 1526 01:13:52,375 --> 01:13:54,541 it's yours. I'm not taking it along. Tell me. 1527 01:13:54,916 --> 01:13:55,916 Well... 1528 01:13:57,166 --> 01:13:58,166 there's a boy. 1529 01:13:59,791 --> 01:14:02,500 Krish? - Not Krish, sir. Chris. He's a foreigner. 1530 01:14:02,625 --> 01:14:03,666 She wants to marry him. 1531 01:14:03,750 --> 01:14:05,250 And she wants me to convince her mother. 1532 01:14:05,375 --> 01:14:07,250 Tell me. Have I come to take her back or do all this? 1533 01:14:07,375 --> 01:14:08,625 Sir, am I her uncle? 1534 01:14:08,750 --> 01:14:10,625 The police are like uncles to everyone. 1535 01:14:10,666 --> 01:14:12,541 Sir, don't explain relationships to me. Give me a solution. 1536 01:14:12,625 --> 01:14:14,416 Am I a guide here to give you solutions every time? 1537 01:14:14,666 --> 01:14:16,875 Whenever there's a problem, you call me. 1538 01:14:17,041 --> 01:14:18,750 My mind is jammed. 1539 01:14:18,875 --> 01:14:21,125 Sir, don't get angry. Try to understand. 1540 01:14:21,250 --> 01:14:23,125 if her mother agrees, then Pooja won't come to Punjab. 1541 01:14:23,166 --> 01:14:24,500 And if I'm unable to convince her mother... 1542 01:14:24,541 --> 01:14:27,000 then she'll get me deported. - What do I do? I'm stuck. 1543 01:14:27,041 --> 01:14:29,666 You're concerned about your problem. My life is in a mess too. 1544 01:14:29,750 --> 01:14:31,000 What's the matter, sir? 1545 01:14:31,125 --> 01:14:33,625 My mother-in-law has come to live in my house permanently. 1546 01:14:33,666 --> 01:14:34,541 The lady-don. 1547 01:14:34,625 --> 01:14:37,375 Sir, that's a very big problem. I always say that if your... 1548 01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:39,541 mother-in-law isn't good, it's better that she dies. 1549 01:14:39,666 --> 01:14:41,791 A mother-in-law looks good when she lives in her own house. 1550 01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:45,291 She came and told me, Keep me here, son. I'll stay in a corner. 1551 01:14:45,375 --> 01:14:47,916 I say, let her stay in a corner, but in her own house. 1552 01:14:50,291 --> 01:14:52,375 Sir, I've got it. - Don't get too excited. 1553 01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:54,250 You'll realize when your mother-in-law comes to your house. 1554 01:14:54,291 --> 01:14:56,375 Sir, I've got a scheme in mind. I've got an idea. 1555 01:14:56,500 --> 01:14:59,000 Just hang up. Thank you. Love you. Bye. 1556 01:14:59,250 --> 01:15:01,541 He found an idea from this as well. 1557 01:15:01,666 --> 01:15:04,000 Can't I even discuss my problem with anyone? 1558 01:15:08,125 --> 01:15:10,791 So this is Fateh. - Yes, and he's going to solve our problem. 1559 01:15:10,875 --> 01:15:12,625 Hi. - How are you, Chotu? 1560 01:15:12,750 --> 01:15:14,375 Chotu? What does that mean? 1561 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:16,791 Just a nickname. He's super friendly. 1562 01:15:17,791 --> 01:15:19,625 if you make fun of Chris, then just watch it. 1563 01:15:20,166 --> 01:15:22,625 Look. Nature is making fun of him. I don't need to do it. 1564 01:15:23,375 --> 01:15:25,875 Firstly he's not a Punjabi and he wants to marry you. 1565 01:15:27,250 --> 01:15:28,500 What's going on, Pooja? 1566 01:15:28,625 --> 01:15:30,250 one sec, Chris. Really? 1567 01:15:30,750 --> 01:15:32,250 So, I'll call Paul right away and ask... 1568 01:15:32,291 --> 01:15:33,625 him to get you deported tomorrow. 1569 01:15:34,166 --> 01:15:36,000 What did you say? Say it again. 1570 01:15:36,375 --> 01:15:37,375 I said... 1571 01:15:37,541 --> 01:15:42,500 I'll call Paul right away and ask him to get you deported tomorrow. 1572 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,375 That's it? You spoke to me lovingly and I agreed. 1573 01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:50,125 Punjabis can't be forced for anything. - Really? 1574 01:15:50,250 --> 01:15:53,500 Don't worry. Chris is my brother. See. Don't worry. 1575 01:15:53,541 --> 01:15:55,791 He likes you. - Good. I like him too. 1576 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:57,541 Love you. - Great. You boys carry on. 1577 01:15:57,625 --> 01:16:00,000 I'm going to go use the ladies room. - See you in a bit. 1578 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,791 How dare you entice a Punjabi girl in the presence of a Punjabi boy. 1579 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,500 What are you saying, bro? 1580 01:16:07,416 --> 01:16:09,875 You are doomed! idiot! 1581 01:16:11,125 --> 01:16:13,750 Have you ever drunk alcohol or do you only lift bottles? - Alcohol? 1582 01:16:13,791 --> 01:16:16,166 Have you ever drunk alcohol? Alcohol? - Alcohol? 1583 01:16:16,250 --> 01:16:17,875 oh, alcohol. - Have you ever drunk alcohol? 1584 01:16:17,916 --> 01:16:19,041 Yes. - Have you got drunk? 1585 01:16:20,625 --> 01:16:22,500 I'll show you. Come on. Come on. Bring it. 1586 01:16:36,166 --> 01:16:38,750 "Her dance is mesmerizing." 1587 01:16:38,875 --> 01:16:40,291 "Mesmerizing." 1588 01:16:41,541 --> 01:16:44,041 "Her black hair flies." 1589 01:16:44,166 --> 01:16:46,000 "Flies." 1590 01:16:46,875 --> 01:16:49,416 "Her dance is mesmerizing." 1591 01:16:49,541 --> 01:16:52,041 "Her black hair flies." 1592 01:16:52,125 --> 01:16:53,125 "Flies." 1593 01:16:53,250 --> 01:16:55,291 "She entered the club..." 1594 01:16:55,375 --> 01:16:59,875 "lifting her shoulders." 1595 01:17:00,041 --> 01:17:02,000 "The damsel dances..." 1596 01:17:02,125 --> 01:17:03,916 "lifting her shoulders." 1597 01:17:04,250 --> 01:17:06,000 "She entered the club..." 1598 01:17:06,125 --> 01:17:07,875 "lifting her shoulders." 1599 01:17:08,250 --> 01:17:10,000 "The damsel dances..." 1600 01:17:10,041 --> 01:17:12,125 "lifting her shoulders." 1601 01:17:12,166 --> 01:17:13,500 "Lifting her shoulders." 1602 01:17:13,541 --> 01:17:14,750 "Lifting her shoulders." 1603 01:17:14,916 --> 01:17:17,125 "Lifting her shoulders." 1604 01:17:17,541 --> 01:17:20,041 "Lifting her shoulders." 1605 01:17:20,291 --> 01:17:22,666 "Lifting her shoulders." 1606 01:17:22,916 --> 01:17:24,041 "Lifting her shoulders." 1607 01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:30,375 "All the white girls fled." 1608 01:17:30,625 --> 01:17:33,875 "Leaving him behind." 1609 01:17:35,875 --> 01:17:38,625 "All the white girls fled." 1610 01:17:38,875 --> 01:17:41,625 "Leaving him behind." 1611 01:17:42,541 --> 01:17:47,375 "You spread intoxication with your eyes..." 1612 01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:51,875 "lifting your shoulders." 1613 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,125 "The damsel dances..." 1614 01:17:54,250 --> 01:17:55,916 "lifting her shoulders." 1615 01:17:56,250 --> 01:17:58,000 "She entered the club..." 1616 01:17:58,125 --> 01:17:59,875 "lifting her shoulders." 1617 01:18:00,125 --> 01:18:02,000 "The damsel dances..." 1618 01:18:02,125 --> 01:18:04,125 "lifting her shoulders." 1619 01:18:04,250 --> 01:18:06,750 "Lifting her shoulders. Lifting her shoulders." 1620 01:18:06,875 --> 01:18:09,375 "Lifting her shoulders. Lifting her shoulders." 1621 01:18:09,541 --> 01:18:11,875 "Lifting her shoulders. Lifting her shoulders." 1622 01:18:12,250 --> 01:18:14,416 "Lifting her shoulders. Lifting her shoulders." 1623 01:18:17,041 --> 01:18:19,791 "She is hooked." 1624 01:18:19,916 --> 01:18:22,416 "Her looks are enthralling." 1625 01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:25,625 "The boys will lose their senses today." 1626 01:18:27,750 --> 01:18:29,125 "She is hooked." 1627 01:18:29,250 --> 01:18:30,791 "Her looks are enthralling." 1628 01:18:30,875 --> 01:18:33,375 "The boys will lose their senses today." 1629 01:18:34,625 --> 01:18:36,541 "She does encounters..." 1630 01:18:37,166 --> 01:18:39,250 "She does encounters..." 1631 01:18:39,375 --> 01:18:43,875 "lifting her shoulders." 1632 01:18:44,041 --> 01:18:46,000 "The damsel dances..." 1633 01:18:46,041 --> 01:18:47,791 "lifting her shoulders." 1634 01:18:48,250 --> 01:18:50,000 "She entered the club..." 1635 01:18:50,041 --> 01:18:51,875 "lifting her shoulders." 1636 01:18:52,125 --> 01:18:54,000 "The damsel dances..." 1637 01:18:54,125 --> 01:18:56,125 "lifting her shoulders." 1638 01:18:56,166 --> 01:19:00,000 "Lifting her shoulders. Lifting her shoulders." 1639 01:19:00,125 --> 01:19:03,916 "Lifting her shoulders. Lifting her shoulders." 1640 01:19:04,166 --> 01:19:07,750 "Lifting her shoulders. Lifting her shoulders." 1641 01:19:11,875 --> 01:19:13,875 Come on! How was it? 1642 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,250 It was great, but had it been Indian... 1643 01:19:16,291 --> 01:19:18,750 I'm talking about Chris. Will mother like him? 1644 01:19:18,875 --> 01:19:20,375 Your mother won't like him at all. 1645 01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:22,416 Why? - Because he's not Punjabi like me. 1646 01:19:22,500 --> 01:19:25,000 okay, so just because he's not Punjabi, he's not a nice boy. 1647 01:19:25,125 --> 01:19:27,125 No, no. He's a very nice boy. He's very intelligent. 1648 01:19:27,250 --> 01:19:28,375 The whole of Punjab doesn't speak that... 1649 01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:31,125 much even after they're drunk. - oh, my God! I don't understand... 1650 01:19:31,291 --> 01:19:34,500 why every Punjabi is after English after drinking. 1651 01:19:34,625 --> 01:19:35,916 English is their mother tongue... 1652 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,750 and it's our duty to learn that after drinking. 1653 01:19:38,875 --> 01:19:40,875 Very funny. Did you like anything else about Chris? 1654 01:19:40,916 --> 01:19:43,875 Yes, I did. Brother is so warm. 1655 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:45,416 The way he was hugging girls... 1656 01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:46,875 a Punjabi man doesn't even hug his... 1657 01:19:46,916 --> 01:19:48,125 wife so many times in his whole life. 1658 01:19:48,250 --> 01:19:51,000 Hold on. Embracing someone while meeting is the culture here. okay? 1659 01:19:51,166 --> 01:19:53,666 I see. if it's a culture, it's forgiven. 1660 01:19:53,875 --> 01:19:55,625 if a Punjabi boy even touches you like that... 1661 01:19:55,750 --> 01:19:57,375 you get so furious as if he's trying to kill you. 1662 01:19:57,500 --> 01:19:59,875 Well, the reputation of Punjabi boys is bad. 1663 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:01,416 What have Punjabi boys done to you? 1664 01:20:01,500 --> 01:20:04,750 Since you harass girls so much. You don't have any sense of talking. 1665 01:20:04,791 --> 01:20:06,500 on the very first day of college, you consider girls your property. 1666 01:20:06,541 --> 01:20:07,500 That one is yours. This one is mine. 1667 01:20:07,541 --> 01:20:09,625 As if she's not a girl, but a plot of land. 1668 01:20:09,750 --> 01:20:11,625 And you don't want to get to know the girl. 1669 01:20:11,750 --> 01:20:14,291 You'll just propose directly after two years. 1670 01:20:14,625 --> 01:20:16,000 Even girls treat us like that. 1671 01:20:16,166 --> 01:20:19,041 They treat boys like puppies. 1672 01:20:19,166 --> 01:20:21,666 When the boy proposes, you want to flail us. 1673 01:20:22,666 --> 01:20:24,625 What does flail mean? - Why do you want to know? 1674 01:20:24,750 --> 01:20:26,291 You just get rid of him. okay? 1675 01:20:26,375 --> 01:20:27,875 Neither does he belong here, nor there. 1676 01:20:27,916 --> 01:20:29,000 How can you marry such a boy? 1677 01:20:29,041 --> 01:20:31,875 No matter what you say, I'll marry Chris. 1678 01:20:32,041 --> 01:20:33,791 That too not in the Indian way, but in a church. 1679 01:20:33,875 --> 01:20:35,791 Just tell me whether you'll help me or not. 1680 01:20:37,291 --> 01:20:40,416 Think about it once again. All boys aren't the same. 1681 01:20:41,541 --> 01:20:44,666 There are some like me too. Lovable... 1682 01:20:44,750 --> 01:20:46,416 You look like an idiot to me. 1683 01:20:46,791 --> 01:20:48,166 Fine, don't do it, silly. 1684 01:20:48,375 --> 01:20:49,791 You won't understand my value. 1685 01:20:49,916 --> 01:20:51,291 Go and tell your Chris. 1686 01:20:51,375 --> 01:20:53,916 I'll train him. I'll do a favor on him. it's okay. 1687 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:56,625 Training for what? - Your mother wants a Punjabi son-in-law. okay? 1688 01:20:56,750 --> 01:20:59,000 I'll have to train him. I'll have to make that foreigner a Punjabi. 1689 01:20:59,500 --> 01:21:00,625 You have a point. 1690 01:21:00,750 --> 01:21:02,875 isn't it a good idea? Then shake hands with me and thank me. 1691 01:21:04,541 --> 01:21:05,541 Thank you, constable. 1692 01:21:08,250 --> 01:21:10,125 it's okay, constable. - All right. 1693 01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:13,625 it's okay, constable. - okay. it's okay. 1694 01:21:13,666 --> 01:21:15,666 I... - Let go of it. - My hand... 1695 01:21:15,750 --> 01:21:18,000 Let go of it. - Fateh, my hand. 1696 01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,375 it's yours. I'm not taking it along. 1697 01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:23,166 God has given me two hands already. 1698 01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:25,416 Let's go. - I've always eaten from my hard-earned money. 1699 01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:27,250 Let's go. - This is the Punjab Police. 1700 01:21:32,625 --> 01:21:33,625 You try. 1701 01:21:34,166 --> 01:21:35,875 No. It doesn't look nice. 1702 01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:38,416 This is only a small sound. Fail. 1703 01:21:38,541 --> 01:21:39,875 It means you don't like the food. 1704 01:21:39,916 --> 01:21:42,041 if you want to tell your mother-in-law that the food is very good... 1705 01:21:42,125 --> 01:21:43,125 then a big one. 1706 01:21:43,375 --> 01:21:45,000 Like, atom bomb. - oh! 1707 01:21:45,291 --> 01:21:46,291 Atom bomb. 1708 01:21:48,166 --> 01:21:50,000 Like this. Try it. 1709 01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:55,625 okay? - Nuclear bomb. Nuclear bomb. 1710 01:21:55,666 --> 01:21:56,666 Yes, nuclear bomb. 1711 01:21:56,791 --> 01:21:59,000 Now I'll show everybody I'm a real Punjabi macho. 1712 01:21:59,291 --> 01:22:01,916 Hey! Save something for tomorrow. Do you want to do it all today? 1713 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,125 okay. okay. okay. 1714 01:22:03,250 --> 01:22:05,875 Now how do I tell Pooja's mother that she's really nice? 1715 01:22:06,416 --> 01:22:09,541 You're naughty. You want to impress your mother-in-law. okay. 1716 01:22:09,791 --> 01:22:10,791 I'll tell you... 1717 01:22:10,875 --> 01:22:12,750 what you're supposed to say to your mother-in-law and granny. 1718 01:22:12,791 --> 01:22:14,875 Everything. - Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 1719 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,791 Don't thank me. Tell me something. 1720 01:22:16,916 --> 01:22:19,166 How will you greet them in Punjabi? 1721 01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:22,750 Greetings. - No, brother. No. I'll teach you. Come. 1722 01:22:22,875 --> 01:22:25,625 Why should I tell her? You'd promised me. So you tell her. 1723 01:22:25,750 --> 01:22:27,666 I'd promised to help you and not to... 1724 01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:29,500 get beaten up by your mother. okay? 1725 01:22:29,541 --> 01:22:31,250 You do something too. Crazy! 1726 01:22:31,750 --> 01:22:34,500 Will you tell mother about Chris or should I call Paul? 1727 01:22:34,750 --> 01:22:37,375 What? What? Say it again. 1728 01:22:38,166 --> 01:22:41,416 Will you tell her or should I call Paul? 1729 01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:49,625 Look, Punjabis can never be forced. 1730 01:22:49,750 --> 01:22:51,125 You can even kill us with love. 1731 01:22:51,250 --> 01:22:52,750 You told me lovingly and I agreed. 1732 01:22:52,791 --> 01:22:54,500 Now just wait and watch how I'll explain to aunt lovingly. 1733 01:22:54,625 --> 01:22:56,500 She won't even realize and she'll agree. 1734 01:22:56,916 --> 01:22:58,750 What do you want to explain to aunt lovingly? 1735 01:22:58,875 --> 01:23:00,375 That Pooja likes a foreigner, aunt. 1736 01:23:01,291 --> 01:23:03,250 What? - What? 1737 01:23:04,375 --> 01:23:05,375 What? 1738 01:23:06,166 --> 01:23:10,291 pooja... is he telling the truth? - I can explain, mother. It's just... 1739 01:23:10,500 --> 01:23:11,500 oh, God! 1740 01:23:12,125 --> 01:23:15,500 oh, God! What a daughter I've given birth to... 1741 01:23:15,625 --> 01:23:17,750 that doesn't let her mother live in peace! 1742 01:23:17,875 --> 01:23:19,666 Mother... - I know it! I know... 1743 01:23:19,916 --> 01:23:22,000 that you found a foreigner on purpose to trouble me. 1744 01:23:22,125 --> 01:23:23,375 I know it! - No! No! 1745 01:23:23,416 --> 01:23:26,291 God, why didn't You kill me before I could see all this? 1746 01:23:26,375 --> 01:23:27,916 oh, God! Mother, please don't say this. 1747 01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:29,125 if you've felt so bad... 1748 01:23:29,166 --> 01:23:31,041 then I'll refuse Chris tomorrow itself. okay? - No. 1749 01:23:31,125 --> 01:23:32,541 Tell her to go and refuse today itself. 1750 01:23:32,625 --> 01:23:34,250 What if you change your mind tomorrow, aunt? 1751 01:23:34,375 --> 01:23:36,625 Why would I change my mind? - if you feel that you're wrong... 1752 01:23:36,750 --> 01:23:37,916 then you might change your mind, aunt. 1753 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,750 How am I wrong? - No, you're not wrong. 1754 01:23:39,875 --> 01:23:40,875 But you might feel so. 1755 01:23:40,916 --> 01:23:42,500 You would've been wrong if you'd a son... 1756 01:23:42,541 --> 01:23:43,500 and you would've stopped him from... 1757 01:23:43,541 --> 01:23:45,125 falling in love with a foreigner. - She's a girl. 1758 01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:46,791 And it's our culture to suppress girls. 1759 01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:50,375 Because girls and culture... - Walk hand in hand, isn’t it.? 1760 01:23:50,541 --> 01:23:51,541 Yes, aunt. 1761 01:23:52,500 --> 01:23:55,916 Son, by the way, where have you learnt this speech from? 1762 01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:57,625 When I was in the 9th standard for the third year... 1763 01:23:57,750 --> 01:23:59,000 I'd participated in a debate competition. 1764 01:23:59,125 --> 01:24:00,791 I came fourth in it from amongst five people. 1765 01:24:01,250 --> 01:24:03,625 I think my speech has impressed you. 1766 01:24:03,875 --> 01:24:06,125 No. Your speech didn't impress me. 1767 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:08,000 But son... 1768 01:24:09,375 --> 01:24:11,166 your thoughts have impressed me. 1769 01:24:11,750 --> 01:24:15,125 Yes! - My girl should've the right to choose her life partner. 1770 01:24:16,125 --> 01:24:19,750 Yes! - Even if it's a foreigner. 1771 01:24:19,875 --> 01:24:22,916 Really, mother? oh, my God! Thank you! Thank you, mother! 1772 01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:26,000 Wait. Not so soon. Not so soon. 1773 01:24:26,916 --> 01:24:30,166 I'll see him first, examine him and then decide. 1774 01:24:30,291 --> 01:24:31,625 okay? - okay. - okay. 1775 01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:33,500 So, when is the foreigner coming? 1776 01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:46,125 one, two, three, four. 1777 01:24:46,291 --> 01:24:48,000 one, two, three, four. 1778 01:24:49,041 --> 01:24:50,666 Dance! 1779 01:24:54,625 --> 01:24:57,625 A beggar is here, dear. Give me some money. 1780 01:24:57,916 --> 01:25:00,500 Wait. Let the marriage happen first. 1781 01:25:00,625 --> 01:25:02,000 Aunt, this is Chris. - Yes. 1782 01:25:02,375 --> 01:25:04,250 Yes. - Hi. 1783 01:25:04,916 --> 01:25:06,875 So, tell me, Chris, what do you do? 1784 01:25:07,125 --> 01:25:09,375 Mother, Chris has his own... - You don't talk in between. 1785 01:25:09,750 --> 01:25:11,125 I want to talk to Chris. 1786 01:25:11,791 --> 01:25:14,000 okay. - Yes, Chris. 1787 01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:16,791 Well, I'm actually a chef and I own a restaurant. 1788 01:25:17,166 --> 01:25:18,291 oh, that's good. 1789 01:25:18,791 --> 01:25:21,000 So, what do you know about our Punjabi culture? 1790 01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:23,625 oh, I know lots about the Punjabi culture. 1791 01:25:23,875 --> 01:25:25,500 I love the Punjabi culture. 1792 01:25:25,666 --> 01:25:29,375 Especially the food. And this food is very good. 1793 01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:30,916 Here, I'll show you. 1794 01:25:37,416 --> 01:25:40,000 See. The food is very good. 1795 01:25:40,375 --> 01:25:42,541 Yes, yes. All right. Good. Good. 1796 01:25:42,666 --> 01:25:43,875 And you're good too. 1797 01:25:45,250 --> 01:25:50,250 I say, beautiful. You are sexy. 1798 01:25:55,166 --> 01:25:57,000 What did you say, you scoundrel! 1799 01:25:57,125 --> 01:25:59,125 Chris, what are you saying? - No. No. Pooja... 1800 01:25:59,875 --> 01:26:01,041 I got this under control. 1801 01:26:02,541 --> 01:26:03,750 And you, granny. 1802 01:26:04,500 --> 01:26:07,916 Why don't you die? You witch. 1803 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,916 Yes. Dance. 1804 01:26:24,166 --> 01:26:27,375 What's my fault? I taught him something else. 1805 01:26:27,500 --> 01:26:29,250 He said something completely different. 1806 01:26:29,625 --> 01:26:31,500 I made a mistake. I'm really sorry. 1807 01:26:31,625 --> 01:26:33,375 Your mistake ruined everything. 1808 01:26:33,750 --> 01:26:36,125 You are a lovely woman! 1809 01:26:36,166 --> 01:26:38,250 Shut up, Chris! Enough. 1810 01:26:38,750 --> 01:26:40,666 What? Did I say it wrong? - No, it's very good. - Wrong. 1811 01:26:40,750 --> 01:26:43,375 idiot, we're in trouble because of you! Dance! 1812 01:26:43,875 --> 01:26:44,916 okay. Dance. 1813 01:26:45,125 --> 01:26:46,250 You are flailed. 1814 01:26:46,375 --> 01:26:48,875 Why do you keep saying that? What does it mean? 1815 01:26:49,166 --> 01:26:50,166 Why do you want to know? 1816 01:26:50,291 --> 01:26:53,625 I think all of us should now think about what is to be done ahead. 1817 01:26:53,875 --> 01:26:55,875 Please don't think. Just do one thing. 1818 01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:57,875 Convince mother to meet Chris again. 1819 01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:00,375 Mother will be convinced with one speech. Consider that done. 1820 01:27:00,541 --> 01:27:02,375 This time, everyone will come to Chris's house. 1821 01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:03,875 They will come to Chris's house. 1822 01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:05,291 But I'm thinking about... 1823 01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:07,916 what else I need to teach my brother Chris to impress aunt. 1824 01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:10,875 No, no, no. This time, not you, but I'll teach Chris. 1825 01:27:11,125 --> 01:27:12,625 You? - Yes. 1826 01:27:13,041 --> 01:27:14,625 okay, you teach him. I'm not free anyway. 1827 01:27:14,666 --> 01:27:16,250 The Punjab Police have a lot of work to do. 1828 01:27:16,416 --> 01:27:17,416 Right, brother Chris? 1829 01:27:17,625 --> 01:27:18,791 Fateh's rules. 1830 01:27:19,791 --> 01:27:25,416 So, the male officers and the lovely lady officers. 1831 01:27:25,875 --> 01:27:27,875 This information was on Fateh's rules. 1832 01:27:28,125 --> 01:27:30,291 Now we'll talk about the other weapon of the Punjab Police... 1833 01:27:30,500 --> 01:27:32,500 that is the stick of the Punjab Police. 1834 01:27:33,125 --> 01:27:38,250 Kids, your stick is very small, like a toothbrush. - it's useless. 1835 01:27:38,375 --> 01:27:40,875 The stick of the Punjab Police, my deputy, is very long. 1836 01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:43,250 It has many benefits. The first benefit... 1837 01:27:44,500 --> 01:27:45,500 Write it. 1838 01:27:46,125 --> 01:27:47,250 Lovely lady. 1839 01:27:47,625 --> 01:27:49,291 oh, the first benefit is... 1840 01:27:49,500 --> 01:27:51,500 that it's very helpful when you encounter enemies. 1841 01:27:51,625 --> 01:27:53,416 Mark, hit me with your toothbrush. 1842 01:27:54,875 --> 01:27:56,500 Hit me with your toothbrush. 1843 01:27:59,125 --> 01:28:02,125 See, the toothbrush is small. You'll be slapped and insulted. 1844 01:28:02,291 --> 01:28:04,250 The Punjab Police don't like insult. 1845 01:28:04,875 --> 01:28:06,041 Mark, now you hit me. 1846 01:28:09,166 --> 01:28:11,500 See, with the stick of the Punjab Police, you won't be insulted. 1847 01:28:11,750 --> 01:28:13,250 Children, applaud. 1848 01:28:15,500 --> 01:28:17,500 The second benefit. Mark, come here. 1849 01:28:18,541 --> 01:28:22,750 See, our Mark is a healthy man. He eats and drinks properly. 1850 01:28:22,916 --> 01:28:24,541 But a big stomach needs support. 1851 01:28:24,791 --> 01:28:27,541 So, the Punjab Police's stick helps. - Wow! 1852 01:28:29,500 --> 01:28:30,541 Thank you. Thank you. 1853 01:28:30,625 --> 01:28:31,625 Go and sit. 1854 01:28:32,541 --> 01:28:35,125 Now, the third benefit. The biggest benefit. 1855 01:28:35,666 --> 01:28:38,250 This stick can be used for style as well. 1856 01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:40,000 Look and see. 1857 01:28:41,125 --> 01:28:46,291 Because the Punjab Police has a style as well. 1858 01:28:46,500 --> 01:28:51,000 I mean, the Punjab Police is stylish also. 1859 01:28:53,750 --> 01:28:56,916 okay. Fine. Class dismissed. Come on, leave. 1860 01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:58,500 Come on, leave. 1861 01:28:59,625 --> 01:29:01,791 Thank you, Fateh. That was very good. 1862 01:29:01,875 --> 01:29:03,166 Why are you thanking me, Mr Paul? 1863 01:29:03,250 --> 01:29:05,791 We want the whole world to have the weapons of the Punjab Police. 1864 01:29:05,916 --> 01:29:07,416 I've told you about all the weapons... 1865 01:29:07,500 --> 01:29:08,875 of the Punjab Police, except one. 1866 01:29:08,916 --> 01:29:09,791 What's that, Fateh? 1867 01:29:09,875 --> 01:29:11,541 That's the biggest weapon of the Punjab Police. 1868 01:29:11,625 --> 01:29:12,791 With that, the Punjab Police can do even... 1869 01:29:12,875 --> 01:29:14,250 the most difficult jobs very easily. 1870 01:29:14,375 --> 01:29:15,666 Tell us about it too. 1871 01:29:15,791 --> 01:29:18,750 No, no, Mr Paul. I can't tell you about it. 1872 01:29:18,791 --> 01:29:20,625 But I'll use it if I get a chance. 1873 01:29:26,916 --> 01:29:28,500 it's kept on the table. 1874 01:29:31,875 --> 01:29:33,625 Pooja, ask your mother about the food. 1875 01:29:35,250 --> 01:29:37,875 Mother, Chris wants to know if you like the food. 1876 01:29:38,625 --> 01:29:40,000 it's good. 1877 01:29:40,750 --> 01:29:44,875 But tell him that I can praise only with words. 1878 01:29:45,791 --> 01:29:48,125 Aunt, forget all that now. 1879 01:29:48,166 --> 01:29:50,125 Look, Chris worked so hard for you. 1880 01:29:50,250 --> 01:29:51,875 He's prepared something with these leaves. 1881 01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:54,875 Mother, Chris has also prepared a speech for you. 1882 01:29:56,000 --> 01:29:57,000 Chris. 1883 01:30:00,875 --> 01:30:02,166 Dearest mother-in-law... 1884 01:30:02,750 --> 01:30:06,875 please forgive me for that day. 1885 01:30:07,791 --> 01:30:10,000 I know you want a Punjabi boy for Pooja. 1886 01:30:10,125 --> 01:30:16,125 But I promise that I'll keep Pooja so happy... 1887 01:30:16,375 --> 01:30:22,291 that you'll say that Chris is better than Punjabi boys. 1888 01:30:22,791 --> 01:30:24,666 That's it. Thank you. 1889 01:30:25,416 --> 01:30:26,750 oh. Dance. 1890 01:30:27,791 --> 01:30:29,125 Very good, Chris. 1891 01:30:29,541 --> 01:30:33,000 Wow! You're impressive. Aunt, you must agree now. 1892 01:30:33,291 --> 01:30:35,375 I think he'll take care of you as well, along with Pooja. 1893 01:30:36,250 --> 01:30:37,750 Let's do one thing. 1894 01:30:37,916 --> 01:30:39,625 You can shift with Pooja after their wedding. 1895 01:30:40,666 --> 01:30:42,625 The love between Pooja and you'll remain intact... 1896 01:30:42,750 --> 01:30:43,791 and your son-in-law will get the... 1897 01:30:43,875 --> 01:30:44,875 opportunity to serve you too. Right? 1898 01:30:44,916 --> 01:30:48,750 No, son. Parents don't live in their daughter's house. 1899 01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:51,750 Aunt, I think I'll have to give another speech. 1900 01:30:51,875 --> 01:30:53,916 When parents can stay with their son after marriage... 1901 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,000 why not with daughters? 1902 01:30:55,125 --> 01:30:56,250 Right, Pooja? - Absolutely. 1903 01:30:57,166 --> 01:30:59,875 Mother, I want you to live with us. 1904 01:31:00,291 --> 01:31:02,291 I'll get all the happiness under the same roof. 1905 01:31:02,416 --> 01:31:04,125 But dear... - Aunt, you'll have to stay. 1906 01:31:04,166 --> 01:31:05,500 That's it. End of discussion. 1907 01:31:05,625 --> 01:31:06,791 Don't say anything else. 1908 01:31:06,875 --> 01:31:09,500 Can somebody please tell me what you're talking about? 1909 01:31:10,166 --> 01:31:13,666 Chris, I want mother and granny to stay with us after our marriage. 1910 01:31:13,875 --> 01:31:15,500 I'm sure you're okay with that, right? 1911 01:31:16,750 --> 01:31:18,375 Why would he have a problem? 1912 01:31:18,541 --> 01:31:20,875 A Punjabi son-in-law would've a problem with something like that. 1913 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:22,625 He's better than a Punjabi son-in-law. 1914 01:31:24,250 --> 01:31:27,125 Pooja, could I please talk to you in the other room for a minute? 1915 01:31:27,500 --> 01:31:28,500 Yes. 1916 01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:30,250 Mother, I'll be right back. 1917 01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:32,000 Excuse me. - Excuse me. 1918 01:31:32,416 --> 01:31:33,416 Aunt... 1919 01:31:34,541 --> 01:31:36,750 I think both of them have gone to talk about which room... 1920 01:31:36,791 --> 01:31:38,500 to give you after the marriage and... 1921 01:31:42,125 --> 01:31:43,375 which room granny should get. 1922 01:31:45,875 --> 01:31:48,250 How are we supposed to share our lives with someone else? 1923 01:31:48,375 --> 01:31:50,625 Those aren't strangers, Chris. it's my family. 1924 01:31:50,916 --> 01:31:53,000 I haven't lived with my family since I was 18. 1925 01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:54,666 How do you expect me to live with yours? 1926 01:31:54,875 --> 01:31:57,791 Well, I'm their only child. I can't leave them after marriage. 1927 01:31:57,916 --> 01:32:00,125 if I don't look after them, then who else will? 1928 01:32:00,166 --> 01:32:03,125 This is our culture. - I don't care about your stupid culture. 1929 01:32:03,375 --> 01:32:04,750 or your stupid traditions. 1930 01:32:05,125 --> 01:32:06,250 How dare you say that? 1931 01:32:06,875 --> 01:32:09,875 I respected you, all right? So you better respect my culture. 1932 01:32:09,916 --> 01:32:10,916 I don't care. 1933 01:32:11,375 --> 01:32:14,750 Mother and granny are staying with us and that is final. 1934 01:32:14,791 --> 01:32:15,875 Got it? 1935 01:32:16,375 --> 01:32:19,041 I don't want to live with your mother or your crazy old granny. 1936 01:32:19,291 --> 01:32:20,916 Who's as good as dead anyway. 1937 01:32:21,625 --> 01:32:24,000 oh gosh! - How dare you insult my family! 1938 01:32:24,250 --> 01:32:27,416 if you can't respect my family, then you can't be my life partner. 1939 01:32:27,500 --> 01:32:29,291 I don't understand what you just said... 1940 01:32:29,500 --> 01:32:32,875 but all I've to say is get lost, you stupid Punjabi girl! 1941 01:32:33,041 --> 01:32:34,041 You... 1942 01:32:36,375 --> 01:32:37,750 Mother, let's go! 1943 01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:41,750 Aunt, let's go. 1944 01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:43,125 Dance! 1945 01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:50,125 I must call sir. 1946 01:32:52,375 --> 01:32:53,375 Hello. 1947 01:32:54,541 --> 01:32:56,375 Hello, sir. Fateh Singh reporting. 1948 01:32:58,750 --> 01:33:02,750 Hello. - Joginder, it's a test for you today. 1949 01:33:02,791 --> 01:33:05,166 Hello. - Don't you dare utter any rubbish today. 1950 01:33:05,666 --> 01:33:06,666 Hello. 1951 01:33:07,125 --> 01:33:10,000 Sir, you're not talking. - No, Fateh. Not today. 1952 01:33:10,875 --> 01:33:12,250 I won't give you any idea today. 1953 01:33:12,375 --> 01:33:14,041 Sir, I haven't called you for a suggestion. 1954 01:33:14,166 --> 01:33:16,666 I called to tell you that Pooja has broken up with the foreigner... 1955 01:33:16,750 --> 01:33:18,250 and I'm bringing her to Punjab. 1956 01:33:18,375 --> 01:33:20,875 What? - Everything has happened because of you. 1957 01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:22,916 Just help me one more time. - What do you want now? 1958 01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:25,000 Sir, get the police station cleaned. 1959 01:33:25,041 --> 01:33:27,125 And ask the tailor to stitch an inspector's uniform for me. 1960 01:33:27,166 --> 01:33:28,666 I'll wear it as soon as I reach there. 1961 01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:31,375 And sir, let me tell you something. 1962 01:33:31,625 --> 01:33:34,541 No matter how successful I am, I'll never forget you. 1963 01:33:34,791 --> 01:33:36,000 I love you, sir. 1964 01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:38,041 okay, sir. I'll hang up now. 1965 01:33:38,125 --> 01:33:39,916 I've to do my final setting with Pooja now. 1966 01:33:40,041 --> 01:33:41,875 How will you convince her? 1967 01:33:42,125 --> 01:33:46,500 Sir, if nothing else works, I've the weapon of my looks. 1968 01:33:48,291 --> 01:33:49,666 okay, bye. See you. 1969 01:33:51,250 --> 01:33:53,875 I didn't say anything today. 1970 01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:56,250 This idiot is very lucky. 1971 01:33:56,916 --> 01:33:58,666 But he doesn't know that my eyes are red... 1972 01:33:58,750 --> 01:34:00,375 and there are three stars on my shoulder. 1973 01:34:00,416 --> 01:34:02,916 Consider the days of you being fired closer. 1974 01:34:03,500 --> 01:34:04,916 Balirama. - Yes, sir? 1975 01:34:05,125 --> 01:34:07,625 Bring Shampy and his father to the police station. - Yes, sir. 1976 01:34:12,416 --> 01:34:15,125 Aunt, where's Pooja? She didn't even come to work today. 1977 01:34:16,500 --> 01:34:19,375 Son, she's not in a good mood since that day. 1978 01:34:19,500 --> 01:34:21,750 I tried a lot to explain to her, but... 1979 01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:24,750 Aunt, Fateh Singh is here. Everything will be all right now. 1980 01:34:24,875 --> 01:34:25,875 Where is she? 1981 01:34:48,625 --> 01:34:49,791 Constable, you're here? 1982 01:34:49,875 --> 01:34:51,500 I was looking for you at the police station. 1983 01:34:51,541 --> 01:34:53,291 Don't we've to go look for dacoit Shampy today? 1984 01:34:55,625 --> 01:34:57,125 We will find Shampy anyway. 1985 01:34:57,500 --> 01:35:00,041 it's such a nice weather. Let's have tea and dumplings. 1986 01:35:00,125 --> 01:35:03,750 Fateh, I'm not in the mood to listen to your nonsense. Please leave. 1987 01:35:04,041 --> 01:35:06,750 This is nice. You're angry at Chris and you're venting it at me. 1988 01:35:06,916 --> 01:35:08,375 You've been hurt just once. 1989 01:35:08,916 --> 01:35:11,500 You don't know how many girls have rejected me. 1990 01:35:11,666 --> 01:35:13,166 But I still never took it to heart. 1991 01:35:13,375 --> 01:35:15,125 Don't compare me to yourself. okay? 1992 01:35:15,166 --> 01:35:16,291 Don't I feel hurt? 1993 01:35:16,375 --> 01:35:17,875 Your heart means something and my heart means nothing? 1994 01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:21,000 Do you know how bad I felt once, when a pickpocket rejected me? 1995 01:35:21,500 --> 01:35:23,666 A pickpocket? - Yes, she used to come to the police station. 1996 01:35:23,750 --> 01:35:26,041 We fell in love. - We were going to get married too. 1997 01:35:26,125 --> 01:35:28,041 I told her that she would've to quit all this after marriage. 1998 01:35:28,125 --> 01:35:30,375 But she taunted me saying that even I was a typical man... 1999 01:35:30,416 --> 01:35:32,625 who wants his wife to be a housewife and under his control. 2000 01:35:32,750 --> 01:35:34,375 She said that and stole my wallet and left. 2001 01:35:34,625 --> 01:35:36,375 Good. Men like you deserve this. 2002 01:35:36,500 --> 01:35:37,750 Am I so bad? 2003 01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:40,125 But still, I didn't take it to heart. 2004 01:35:40,166 --> 01:35:41,875 Then I enticed another girl. 2005 01:35:43,000 --> 01:35:44,791 She dumped me too. - Why? 2006 01:35:45,500 --> 01:35:46,916 She was a rag-picker. 2007 01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:49,166 She told me that there were a lot of glass pieces in my trash. 2008 01:35:50,000 --> 01:35:52,000 Actually, I drink like this. 2009 01:35:52,666 --> 01:35:54,041 But I didn't take it to heart. 2010 01:35:54,125 --> 01:35:56,166 Then I enticed another girl... - Let me guess. 2011 01:35:56,750 --> 01:35:58,666 She rejected you too, right? 2012 01:35:59,375 --> 01:36:00,875 Then Fateh Singh rejected her. 2013 01:36:01,375 --> 01:36:02,625 Why? Wasn't she a nice girl? 2014 01:36:02,666 --> 01:36:05,125 She was the only daughter of the owner of McDonald's. - Wait. Wait. 2015 01:36:05,250 --> 01:36:07,916 You rejected the daughter of the owner of McDonald's? You? 2016 01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:09,875 Yes. They weren't giving fries in the marriage. 2017 01:36:10,916 --> 01:36:15,125 Fateh, you think I'll laugh on your stupid jokes... 2018 01:36:15,250 --> 01:36:16,791 hug you and thank you? 2019 01:36:16,875 --> 01:36:18,000 okay, don't hug me. 2020 01:36:18,166 --> 01:36:20,416 Are you going to leave or should I call Paul? 2021 01:36:20,625 --> 01:36:22,166 Why Paul... - Get lost, Fateh! 2022 01:36:22,916 --> 01:36:23,916 Please go. 2023 01:36:35,375 --> 01:36:36,375 What is it? 2024 01:36:39,166 --> 01:36:40,375 What are you trying to do? 2025 01:36:49,791 --> 01:36:50,791 What's this? 2026 01:36:51,625 --> 01:36:52,875 The weapon of my looks. 2027 01:36:53,250 --> 01:36:54,250 What? 2028 01:36:54,416 --> 01:36:56,000 The weapon of my looks. 2029 01:36:57,625 --> 01:36:58,750 The weapon of... 2030 01:37:01,000 --> 01:37:02,000 oh, my God! 2031 01:37:05,041 --> 01:37:07,291 I'm trying to cheer you up and you're laughing at me. 2032 01:37:07,541 --> 01:37:08,916 What was that? 2033 01:37:10,125 --> 01:37:11,750 okay, then I won't try to pacify you either. 2034 01:37:26,125 --> 01:37:27,125 Fateh. 2035 01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:29,000 Fateh. 2036 01:37:29,916 --> 01:37:31,416 Fateh, listen to me. - What is it? 2037 01:37:33,166 --> 01:37:34,250 You were right. 2038 01:37:35,791 --> 01:37:37,250 All men are not the same. 2039 01:37:39,125 --> 01:37:41,750 Some are like you too. 2040 01:37:42,625 --> 01:37:43,666 Yes. I'm an idiot. 2041 01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:45,000 No. 2042 01:37:46,250 --> 01:37:47,375 My love. 2043 01:37:49,166 --> 01:37:50,166 Thank you, constable. 2044 01:37:58,291 --> 01:37:59,375 it's okay, constable. 2045 01:38:11,625 --> 01:38:12,791 Constable. 2046 01:38:13,916 --> 01:38:15,000 Your hand. 2047 01:38:16,750 --> 01:38:19,041 Yes, it's mine. 2048 01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:23,666 You aren't going to take it with you. 2049 01:38:24,041 --> 01:38:28,041 "Let the eyes look at each other." 2050 01:38:32,166 --> 01:38:36,416 "Let the one who's dying, breathe." 2051 01:38:38,500 --> 01:38:42,375 "Let the eyes look at each other." 2052 01:38:42,666 --> 01:38:46,250 "Let the one who's dying, breathe." 2053 01:38:46,375 --> 01:38:50,291 "l want you to be close to me." 2054 01:38:50,375 --> 01:38:54,375 "l forget all my sorrows when I see you." 2055 01:38:54,500 --> 01:38:59,791 "Let my heart say what it wants to." 2056 01:39:01,166 --> 01:39:05,125 "Let the eyes look at each other." 2057 01:39:05,291 --> 01:39:09,291 "Let the one who's dying, breathe." 2058 01:39:10,291 --> 01:39:12,375 "The eyes." 2059 01:39:16,250 --> 01:39:17,750 "The eyes." 2060 01:39:25,625 --> 01:39:33,291 "l dreamt near your dreams." 2061 01:39:35,500 --> 01:39:43,375 "l dreamt near your dreams." 2062 01:39:44,250 --> 01:39:52,416 "l forgot the beauty of the world when I saw you." 2063 01:39:52,541 --> 01:39:56,625 "Don't ever forget me." 2064 01:39:56,750 --> 01:40:00,750 "l live for you." 2065 01:40:00,875 --> 01:40:06,166 "Let my heart say what it wants to." 2066 01:40:07,541 --> 01:40:11,500 "Let the eyes look at each other." 2067 01:40:11,750 --> 01:40:15,666 "Let the one who's dying, breathe." 2068 01:40:33,750 --> 01:40:37,291 "I'm your shadow." 2069 01:40:37,750 --> 01:40:41,625 "I'll always follow you." 2070 01:40:44,000 --> 01:40:47,875 "I'm your shadow." 2071 01:40:48,125 --> 01:40:52,041 "I'll always follow you." 2072 01:40:52,250 --> 01:41:00,291 "l always pray that you never go away from me." 2073 01:41:00,500 --> 01:41:04,666 "My emotions are attached to you." 2074 01:41:04,750 --> 01:41:08,625 "My life is dedicated to you." 2075 01:41:08,750 --> 01:41:14,875 "Let my heart say what it wants to." 2076 01:41:15,666 --> 01:41:19,666 "Let the eyes look at each other." 2077 01:41:19,750 --> 01:41:23,875 "Let the one who's dying, breathe." 2078 01:41:24,666 --> 01:41:26,666 "The eyes." 2079 01:41:26,750 --> 01:41:27,750 Mother! 2080 01:41:28,250 --> 01:41:29,250 Mother! 2081 01:41:30,416 --> 01:41:31,416 Mother! 2082 01:41:32,125 --> 01:41:35,666 "Let the eyes look at each other." 2083 01:41:35,916 --> 01:41:40,375 "Let the one who's dying, breathe." 2084 01:41:56,791 --> 01:42:01,125 I caught you! - How will you escape from me? God bless you. 2085 01:42:05,416 --> 01:42:09,125 Hey, you? How are you? 2086 01:42:13,375 --> 01:42:14,500 What did you say? 2087 01:42:15,166 --> 01:42:17,000 You and the constable? 2088 01:42:18,166 --> 01:42:19,666 Naughty boy! 2089 01:42:22,041 --> 01:42:24,166 You'll get into trouble someday, silly. I'm telling you. 2090 01:42:24,541 --> 01:42:27,000 Why? She's the DC's daughter. 2091 01:42:27,125 --> 01:42:29,291 You should've at least seen your face before falling for her. 2092 01:42:29,500 --> 01:42:31,625 It is useless. 2093 01:42:32,500 --> 01:42:34,625 No, no, no. Turn your face. You should be slapped. 2094 01:42:34,875 --> 01:42:37,541 You should be slapped. Turn your face. 2095 01:42:39,791 --> 01:42:41,375 Rascal. You should've thought before... 2096 01:42:41,416 --> 01:42:42,666 using the weapon of your looks. 2097 01:42:42,791 --> 01:42:45,625 She's imported whiskey and you're local liquor. 2098 01:42:45,666 --> 01:42:47,625 There's no comparison between you two. 2099 01:42:49,250 --> 01:42:50,250 What? 2100 01:42:51,166 --> 01:42:52,500 Love doesn't think about all this? 2101 01:42:52,625 --> 01:42:56,375 I'll flail you if you lie! You lover! 2102 01:42:57,875 --> 01:43:00,500 What does flail mean? Why do you want to know? 2103 01:43:03,375 --> 01:43:05,375 You were a liar. You are a liar. 2104 01:43:05,416 --> 01:43:07,750 You lied at home. You made a false case. 2105 01:43:07,875 --> 01:43:09,791 You lied to the girl and used your weapon of looks. 2106 01:43:09,916 --> 01:43:11,500 if you had lied so many times... 2107 01:43:11,541 --> 01:43:13,791 then you should've loved her falsely too. 2108 01:43:14,125 --> 01:43:16,375 No, why did you fall in love with her truly? 2109 01:43:20,541 --> 01:43:23,500 Tell the truth to the girl? Everything? 2110 01:43:23,791 --> 01:43:26,375 So you two just decided and didn't even bother to ask me. 2111 01:43:26,916 --> 01:43:28,791 Tell her. Tell her tomorrow. 2112 01:43:29,000 --> 01:43:31,500 Tell the truth. You'll get into trouble. 2113 01:43:36,041 --> 01:43:38,125 Why did you call us, inspector? 2114 01:43:38,291 --> 01:43:40,750 Here's your passport. Get out of here. 2115 01:43:41,000 --> 01:43:44,125 My passport! The visa hasn't expired yet. 2116 01:43:44,750 --> 01:43:47,875 inspector, we don't have Rs 50,000. 2117 01:43:48,000 --> 01:43:49,541 I don't want your stinky money. 2118 01:43:49,750 --> 01:43:52,000 Get a ticket for yourself and fly to Canada. 2119 01:43:53,375 --> 01:43:56,750 The Punjab Police are being merciful towards us. 2120 01:43:57,125 --> 01:43:59,000 My dear son, I don't believe this. 2121 01:43:59,041 --> 01:44:00,916 Father, I don't believe it either. 2122 01:44:01,041 --> 01:44:03,875 Your dear son isn't so lucky. 2123 01:44:04,125 --> 01:44:06,375 I feel like this is a dream. 2124 01:44:07,125 --> 01:44:09,916 Let's touch the inspector and see. - Yes. Yes. 2125 01:44:10,125 --> 01:44:12,416 inspector, can I pinch you? 2126 01:44:14,416 --> 01:44:15,666 Your dear son was slapped once! 2127 01:44:15,750 --> 01:44:18,375 it's real. it's real. one more. 2128 01:44:21,500 --> 01:44:25,875 Your dear son was slapped twice! it's real! it's real! 2129 01:44:25,916 --> 01:44:29,416 Now your dear son will go to Canada and... 2130 01:44:29,500 --> 01:44:32,250 send PP shoes from there for sir. 2131 01:44:32,375 --> 01:44:33,875 PP? You mean Punjab Police? 2132 01:44:34,000 --> 01:44:37,125 No, sir. The ones that make a sound when you wear them. 2133 01:44:38,666 --> 01:44:40,291 Get lost. - Those. 2134 01:44:40,500 --> 01:44:42,750 Thanks a lot, sir. Love you, sir! 2135 01:44:45,000 --> 01:44:46,500 Your dear son was slapped thrice! 2136 01:44:46,750 --> 01:44:48,916 Before I change my mood, get out of here! 2137 01:44:49,000 --> 01:44:50,916 Yes, sir. Let's go. Let's go. 2138 01:44:51,250 --> 01:44:54,500 Wait a minute. Take this. Rs 1100. 2139 01:44:54,791 --> 01:44:56,000 A gift? - it's not a gift. 2140 01:44:56,125 --> 01:44:58,625 it's for not telling anyone about what happened here. 2141 01:44:58,750 --> 01:44:59,750 Get lost! - Yes, sir. 2142 01:44:59,875 --> 01:45:01,041 Come, son. Come. 2143 01:45:03,666 --> 01:45:05,000 Sir, you let them go so easily? 2144 01:45:05,250 --> 01:45:08,000 We don't let our family members go without bribe. 2145 01:45:08,041 --> 01:45:09,750 And you gave them their passport back free of cost. 2146 01:45:09,875 --> 01:45:12,500 idiot, this is inspector Joginder Singh's plan. 2147 01:45:12,541 --> 01:45:14,000 You don't get three stars without a reason. 2148 01:45:14,000 --> 01:45:16,375 Yes, sir. I know that you need to pin them up. 2149 01:45:18,000 --> 01:45:19,666 When you want to ask God for money... 2150 01:45:19,750 --> 01:45:21,625 you need to offer Him some money first. 2151 01:45:21,916 --> 01:45:24,666 Now let me see how Fateh Singh brings Pooja to Punjab. 2152 01:45:24,750 --> 01:45:26,625 Canada. 2153 01:45:27,416 --> 01:45:29,750 Canada. 2154 01:45:36,375 --> 01:45:38,250 Canada. 2155 01:45:40,875 --> 01:45:42,875 Canada. 2156 01:45:44,416 --> 01:45:49,250 Father, your dear son has finally reached Canada! 2157 01:45:51,125 --> 01:45:52,875 Father, look. Look. 2158 01:45:53,000 --> 01:45:56,250 The long sky. The pigeons are flying in the sky. 2159 01:45:57,125 --> 01:46:01,916 Father, your dear son had your good wishes and God's blessings. 2160 01:46:02,291 --> 01:46:04,541 This is God's gift to me. 2161 01:46:05,500 --> 01:46:11,375 So, your dear son will first greet this great land of Canada. 2162 01:46:15,541 --> 01:46:19,375 Canada. I, Shampy, salute you on behalf of... 2163 01:46:19,625 --> 01:46:23,791 Shampy's father and Shampy's scooter. 2164 01:46:24,000 --> 01:46:26,625 Don't move. Police, freeze! Police, freeze! 2165 01:46:26,916 --> 01:46:28,500 Canada. 2166 01:46:29,291 --> 01:46:31,000 I've got security. 2167 01:46:31,416 --> 01:46:32,875 Respected sir... 2168 01:46:33,125 --> 01:46:37,666 I've never even smuggled snacks in India. 2169 01:46:38,000 --> 01:46:40,125 How can I smuggle drugs in Canada? 2170 01:46:40,500 --> 01:46:42,125 I swear on Shampy's vehicle. 2171 01:46:42,666 --> 01:46:43,750 Shampy's what? 2172 01:46:44,625 --> 01:46:49,000 Vehicle. Shampy's vehicle. 2173 01:46:49,375 --> 01:46:52,291 Come to Punjab some time. I'll give you a free ride. 2174 01:46:52,791 --> 01:46:53,791 Shut up. 2175 01:46:54,166 --> 01:46:58,291 Respected madam, you may slap me as many times as you want... 2176 01:46:58,625 --> 01:47:00,875 but I will surely say something. 2177 01:47:01,000 --> 01:47:04,250 I'm not a smuggler. I'm not. I'm not. 2178 01:47:04,666 --> 01:47:06,250 You won't agree so easily. 2179 01:47:06,791 --> 01:47:09,500 We'll have to use Fateh's techniques on you. 2180 01:47:10,250 --> 01:47:12,541 Fateh? From the Punjab Police? 2181 01:47:13,166 --> 01:47:15,750 That idiot didn't leave me alone even over here! 2182 01:47:15,875 --> 01:47:17,500 Do you know him? - Know him? 2183 01:47:17,541 --> 01:47:19,625 He has brought ill luck into my life. 2184 01:47:19,875 --> 01:47:24,541 I was innocent. But Fateh imprisoned me. 2185 01:47:24,750 --> 01:47:27,500 He stopped me from coming to Canada. 2186 01:47:27,750 --> 01:47:31,250 I think he has made this false case against me. 2187 01:47:31,416 --> 01:47:32,625 What nonsense are you talking? 2188 01:47:32,791 --> 01:47:36,000 The dear son was slapped twice. Why? 2189 01:47:36,291 --> 01:47:38,375 Liar. In order to hide your crime... 2190 01:47:38,500 --> 01:47:40,791 you're falsely accusing an honest officer? 2191 01:47:41,000 --> 01:47:44,625 No, respected madam. I never lie. 2192 01:47:44,916 --> 01:47:46,666 it's a sin to lie. 2193 01:47:46,916 --> 01:47:48,625 You don't believe me, do you? 2194 01:47:48,875 --> 01:47:52,750 Do one thing. Call his senior officer Joginder Singh and ask him. 2195 01:47:52,875 --> 01:47:55,250 Everything will be clear. 2196 01:47:57,000 --> 01:47:58,750 So, Singh, what do you think? 2197 01:47:59,000 --> 01:48:01,125 I don't believe him, sir. Why would Fateh lie? 2198 01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:03,875 But still, what's the harm in making one phone call? 2199 01:48:04,000 --> 01:48:05,125 Yes. - okay, sir. 2200 01:48:07,375 --> 01:48:09,166 if what you're saying about Fateh is a lie... 2201 01:48:09,916 --> 01:48:12,875 then I won't spare you. Dear son. 2202 01:48:14,125 --> 01:48:16,166 The dear son was slapped thrice. 2203 01:48:18,791 --> 01:48:20,166 Never mind, Shampy. 2204 01:48:20,500 --> 01:48:24,375 Earlier you would be slapped in India, and now, in Canada. 2205 01:48:25,500 --> 01:48:27,000 At least you're progressing. 2206 01:48:29,500 --> 01:48:30,875 Miss you, father. 2207 01:48:32,291 --> 01:48:34,625 Shampy? A smuggler? 2208 01:48:36,125 --> 01:48:39,000 Shampy is not a man. He's a saint. 2209 01:48:39,875 --> 01:48:42,500 I've conducted a police verification of him myself. 2210 01:48:42,791 --> 01:48:45,000 But he's saying that Fateh has prepared a false case against him. 2211 01:48:45,166 --> 01:48:48,375 He's telling the truth. Fateh is a very big liar. 2212 01:48:48,625 --> 01:48:50,875 The department is doing an inquiry against him. 2213 01:48:51,041 --> 01:48:53,000 The DCP was telling me once... 2214 01:48:53,041 --> 01:48:56,125 that he's in India and his family is in Canada... 2215 01:48:56,166 --> 01:48:58,000 and he wished someone could... 2216 01:48:58,125 --> 01:49:00,125 bring his family here from Canada. 2217 01:49:00,250 --> 01:49:02,541 He heard that, made a false case and went there. 2218 01:49:05,875 --> 01:49:07,250 Do I need to sign here? 2219 01:49:10,375 --> 01:49:12,750 Thank you. - Mark, where's Pooja? 2220 01:49:13,000 --> 01:49:14,541 Holding room, end of the hall. 2221 01:49:15,000 --> 01:49:16,375 In the last one? - Yes. 2222 01:49:16,625 --> 01:49:17,875 okay. Thank you. - Sure. 2223 01:49:24,666 --> 01:49:25,666 Pooja. 2224 01:49:31,875 --> 01:49:33,625 You're here? I was looking for you. 2225 01:49:36,375 --> 01:49:38,250 I wanted to talk to you about something important. 2226 01:49:38,416 --> 01:49:39,916 Me too. - What is it? 2227 01:49:44,125 --> 01:49:45,750 First promise me... 2228 01:49:46,500 --> 01:49:49,666 that after this, you'll quietly do what I ask you to. 2229 01:49:50,625 --> 01:49:53,000 How can I promise you? I wonder what you might ask for. 2230 01:49:53,250 --> 01:49:55,250 Why? Are you scared? 2231 01:49:56,541 --> 01:49:58,500 if that is the case, then ask for my life. 2232 01:49:58,750 --> 01:49:59,750 You'll see my guts. 2233 01:50:00,541 --> 01:50:01,750 Let's promise. 2234 01:50:21,041 --> 01:50:23,250 Get out. - But Pooja, I... - Just shut up. 2235 01:50:25,125 --> 01:50:27,000 I don't believe anything that you say. 2236 01:50:27,250 --> 01:50:28,750 Because you're a bloody liar. 2237 01:50:29,416 --> 01:50:33,125 if you've any shame left, then don't break your promise. 2238 01:50:33,750 --> 01:50:34,916 Just leave quietly. 2239 01:50:35,041 --> 01:50:37,375 At least give me a chance... - Just get out of my life, Fateh! 2240 01:51:05,791 --> 01:51:06,916 Fateh Singh. 2241 01:51:11,375 --> 01:51:13,416 I didn't expect this from you. 2242 01:51:15,000 --> 01:51:17,125 These are your deportation orders. 2243 01:51:18,041 --> 01:51:21,291 By the end of this week, you'll be sent back to India. 2244 01:51:51,500 --> 01:51:53,916 oh, gosh! Whose call is it at this time? 2245 01:51:57,375 --> 01:51:58,500 Hello. 2246 01:51:58,791 --> 01:52:01,125 Hello, mother. Give me your blessings. - Fateh! 2247 01:52:02,000 --> 01:52:06,041 My sweetheart! My baby! My son! 2248 01:52:06,166 --> 01:52:07,500 How are you, son? 2249 01:52:07,625 --> 01:52:09,500 I'm fine, mother. You tell me. Are you all right? 2250 01:52:09,750 --> 01:52:11,625 How can a mother be without her son? 2251 01:52:11,875 --> 01:52:13,375 My knees were paining since two days. 2252 01:52:13,666 --> 01:52:17,041 Now that you've called, I can dance now. 2253 01:52:17,250 --> 01:52:19,250 Mother, I was so busy that I couldn't call earlier. 2254 01:52:19,416 --> 01:52:21,625 if an inspector won't be busy... 2255 01:52:21,666 --> 01:52:24,750 then do you expect constables to be busy? 2256 01:52:25,375 --> 01:52:27,541 No, mother. Even constables have a lot of work to do. 2257 01:52:27,625 --> 01:52:29,875 All nonsense! 2258 01:52:32,125 --> 01:52:34,000 Mother, what if I told you that I didn't... 2259 01:52:34,000 --> 01:52:35,250 work when I was a constable? 2260 01:52:35,291 --> 01:52:39,250 Son, whatever work you do, you must do it dedicatedly. 2261 01:52:39,625 --> 01:52:41,000 As an inspector. 2262 01:52:46,750 --> 01:52:48,666 But what if there is lie on your mind, mother? 2263 01:52:48,875 --> 01:52:50,791 Then you can't do anything properly. 2264 01:52:51,041 --> 01:52:53,250 God doesn't help those who lie. 2265 01:52:53,500 --> 01:52:56,125 He just sits far away and watches the fun. 2266 01:52:58,000 --> 01:53:00,666 What's the matter, son? You're quiet? 2267 01:53:01,000 --> 01:53:03,750 And you are saying such things. 2268 01:53:03,916 --> 01:53:05,541 There will be a load on you, son. 2269 01:53:05,791 --> 01:53:07,000 Mother, I've lied. 2270 01:53:07,125 --> 01:53:10,666 So what? I lie everyday. 2271 01:53:11,000 --> 01:53:13,791 In the morning, your father asked me to make tea. 2272 01:53:13,916 --> 01:53:15,375 I didn't feel like waking up. 2273 01:53:15,750 --> 01:53:18,666 So, I lied to him that I'd a headache. 2274 01:53:18,916 --> 01:53:20,750 Mother, not like that. I've told a very big lie. 2275 01:53:20,875 --> 01:53:23,375 A big one? How big? 2276 01:53:26,416 --> 01:53:28,166 Mother, I'm not an inspector. I'm a constable. 2277 01:53:32,500 --> 01:53:34,375 Mother, I know that you must have felt very bad. 2278 01:53:35,375 --> 01:53:37,000 But I felt that I must tell the truth. 2279 01:53:37,500 --> 01:53:39,916 I did feel bad that you lied. 2280 01:53:40,750 --> 01:53:42,916 But I'm happy that you told the truth. 2281 01:53:43,416 --> 01:53:45,375 That my son has become wise. 2282 01:53:46,000 --> 01:53:50,125 Anyone can be an inspector, but very few can be wise. 2283 01:53:52,875 --> 01:53:57,375 if you tell the truth, then God will always be by your side. 2284 01:53:57,625 --> 01:53:58,791 Thank you, mother. 2285 01:53:58,916 --> 01:54:02,000 You shouldn't thank your mother. 2286 01:54:02,750 --> 01:54:04,791 okay, hang up now. 2287 01:54:05,166 --> 01:54:07,625 I too want to tell your father the truth. 2288 01:54:07,791 --> 01:54:10,041 okay, mother. Bye. - Bless you. 2289 01:54:16,541 --> 01:54:18,625 Listen! - Tell me. 2290 01:54:19,625 --> 01:54:21,000 Should I make tea? 2291 01:54:41,250 --> 01:54:44,250 Hi. No, wait, Pooja. Please. Please. Please. 2292 01:54:44,500 --> 01:54:46,375 Just give me one chance to say what I came to say. 2293 01:54:49,000 --> 01:54:50,375 Thank you. Thank you. 2294 01:54:51,916 --> 01:54:53,375 Chris, not another note... - No, no. 2295 01:54:53,541 --> 01:54:55,875 Just last one. Just let me say this. 2296 01:54:57,500 --> 01:55:00,250 Pooja, I made a mistake. 2297 01:55:00,375 --> 01:55:03,666 So, please forgive me. 2298 01:55:03,916 --> 01:55:07,041 And if it makes you happy, let alone... 2299 01:55:07,166 --> 01:55:09,000 your mother and granny... 2300 01:55:09,500 --> 01:55:16,250 I'm willing to stay even with the dogs of your lane. 2301 01:55:17,625 --> 01:55:23,125 I'm a fool. An idiot. A... - Scoundrel. 2302 01:55:24,041 --> 01:55:28,875 Yes. Yes. A scoundrel. A rascal. Stupid... 2303 01:55:29,666 --> 01:55:32,666 A stupid man. - A stupid man. 2304 01:55:32,750 --> 01:55:36,000 Yes. A stupid man. 2305 01:55:36,125 --> 01:55:38,250 Chris, who wrote this note? 2306 01:55:39,750 --> 01:55:41,125 It doesn't matter who wrote it. 2307 01:55:41,375 --> 01:55:43,791 What matters is that I want to start a new life with you. 2308 01:55:44,375 --> 01:55:45,500 Pooja. 2309 01:55:45,625 --> 01:55:48,875 No! - Pooja, please. Will you marry me? 2310 01:55:49,500 --> 01:55:50,541 Pooja, please. 2311 01:55:51,000 --> 01:55:52,625 Please say yes. I'll do anything you want. 2312 01:55:52,750 --> 01:55:53,750 Chris, I... 2313 01:55:54,125 --> 01:55:56,375 Please say yes. Please. 2314 01:56:07,375 --> 01:56:08,375 Yes. 2315 01:56:11,666 --> 01:56:14,791 Yes! Thank you, Pooja. Thank you. 2316 01:56:15,500 --> 01:56:16,750 But I have a condition. 2317 01:56:16,875 --> 01:56:18,416 What are you saying? 2318 01:56:20,000 --> 01:56:23,250 I want the wedding to happen soon. 2319 01:56:23,750 --> 01:56:24,750 Really soon. 2320 01:56:24,791 --> 01:56:27,625 Really soon. You want the wedding to be soon. How soon? 2321 01:56:29,250 --> 01:56:30,375 This week. 2322 01:57:06,625 --> 01:57:12,750 "My heart has brought so many complaints." 2323 01:57:14,125 --> 01:57:20,916 "it's autumn. The leaves have fallen on flowers." 2324 01:57:21,666 --> 01:57:25,291 "My heart has brought so many complaints." 2325 01:57:25,375 --> 01:57:30,291 "it's autumn. The leaves have fallen on flowers." 2326 01:57:30,416 --> 01:57:35,875 "When my heart broke, I learnt that..." 2327 01:57:36,625 --> 01:57:40,250 "I'm shedding tears. I'm heartbroken." 2328 01:57:40,375 --> 01:57:43,000 "Your dreams have called out to me." 2329 01:57:44,125 --> 01:57:47,791 "I'm shedding tears. I'm heartbroken." 2330 01:57:47,875 --> 01:57:51,375 "What's my fault?" 2331 01:57:51,625 --> 01:57:55,250 "I'm shedding tears. I'm heartbroken." 2332 01:57:55,375 --> 01:57:57,791 "Your dreams have called out to me." 2333 01:58:16,000 --> 01:58:17,875 "When you left my hand..." 2334 01:58:17,916 --> 01:58:23,416 "I felt as if I was separated from my destiny." 2335 01:58:23,541 --> 01:58:26,875 "God made us a couple..." 2336 01:58:27,000 --> 01:58:30,916 "but we separated on your will." 2337 01:58:38,500 --> 01:58:40,375 "When you left my hand..." 2338 01:58:40,416 --> 01:58:45,791 "I felt as if I was separated from my destiny." 2339 01:58:46,000 --> 01:58:49,500 "God made us a couple..." 2340 01:58:49,625 --> 01:58:53,500 "but we separated on your will." 2341 01:58:53,750 --> 01:58:57,125 "Your intentions were false. Your promises were false." 2342 01:58:57,500 --> 01:59:00,750 "Loyalty is weeping." 2343 01:59:01,916 --> 01:59:04,750 Pooja dear, I wanted to talk to you. 2344 01:59:05,666 --> 01:59:06,666 Yes, mother? 2345 01:59:07,750 --> 01:59:09,750 Dear, if you could think about it again... 2346 01:59:09,875 --> 01:59:11,250 Mother, don't start again. 2347 01:59:12,500 --> 01:59:15,375 Look, dear, I agree that Fateh had lied, but... 2348 01:59:17,500 --> 01:59:19,625 But because of his lie... 2349 01:59:20,916 --> 01:59:22,875 if you had met your father once... 2350 01:59:22,916 --> 01:59:24,541 then there was nothing wrong in it. 2351 01:59:26,625 --> 01:59:29,125 Mother, you're saying this? 2352 01:59:30,250 --> 01:59:32,500 You've not spoken to father since 18 years. 2353 01:59:33,125 --> 01:59:34,875 You didn't let me talk to him either. 2354 01:59:38,125 --> 01:59:42,875 Dear, sometimes stubbornness becomes more... 2355 01:59:44,875 --> 01:59:46,500 important than words. 2356 01:59:50,500 --> 01:59:56,416 I hope, like me, in your stubbornness, you don't take a decision... 2357 01:59:57,916 --> 01:59:59,416 because of which you repent for... 2358 01:59:59,500 --> 02:00:00,875 the rest of your life, like I did. 2359 02:00:02,875 --> 02:00:07,291 Dear, there's no place for stubbornness in love. 2360 02:00:10,875 --> 02:00:12,291 I know what I'm doing, mother. 2361 02:00:13,375 --> 02:00:14,916 At least Chris is not a liar. 2362 02:00:18,250 --> 02:00:20,000 I'm shedding... 2363 02:00:20,125 --> 02:00:22,000 "I'm shedding..." 2364 02:00:22,041 --> 02:00:25,791 "I'm shedding tears. I'm heartbroken." 2365 02:00:25,916 --> 02:00:28,541 "Your dreams have called out to me." 2366 02:00:29,541 --> 02:00:33,166 "I'm shedding tears. I'm heartbroken." 2367 02:00:33,250 --> 02:00:36,750 "What's my fault?" 2368 02:00:37,000 --> 02:00:40,750 "I'm shedding tears. I'm heartbroken." 2369 02:00:40,791 --> 02:00:43,291 "Your dreams have called out to me." 2370 02:01:13,791 --> 02:01:16,541 My father is great... 2371 02:01:19,750 --> 02:01:21,000 You? 2372 02:01:21,250 --> 02:01:23,541 Spare me in the bathroom at least. 2373 02:01:23,625 --> 02:01:26,416 How did I harm you... 2374 02:01:26,500 --> 02:01:29,375 that you are after me all the time? 2375 02:01:30,125 --> 02:01:31,416 Sorry, Shampy. I made a mistake. 2376 02:01:31,500 --> 02:01:33,000 What sorry? No manners! 2377 02:01:33,250 --> 02:01:37,250 You know, to send me to Canada, Shampy's favorite father... 2378 02:01:37,875 --> 02:01:40,375 who never even let his beard open... 2379 02:01:40,625 --> 02:01:43,375 he had to open the three buttons... 2380 02:01:43,416 --> 02:01:45,875 of his shirt and display his body. 2381 02:01:46,291 --> 02:01:48,291 And what was the result of all that? 2382 02:01:49,000 --> 02:01:52,125 I'm being deported today. 2383 02:01:52,416 --> 02:01:54,000 I said I'm sorry. Why are you crying? 2384 02:01:54,375 --> 02:01:56,250 What sorry? No manners! 2385 02:01:56,500 --> 02:01:59,000 You have left me to be doomed. 2386 02:01:59,166 --> 02:02:01,916 Why did you do this to an innocent boy? 2387 02:02:02,041 --> 02:02:05,375 Why? Why did you break my heart? - Get lost. 2388 02:02:05,791 --> 02:02:07,500 The dear son is slapped once. 2389 02:02:07,541 --> 02:02:09,750 You should've at least washed your hands first... - l said I'm sorry! 2390 02:02:09,875 --> 02:02:10,750 You are going on crying. 2391 02:02:10,791 --> 02:02:12,416 Your dream is shattered, but I'm heartbroken. 2392 02:02:12,666 --> 02:02:14,500 You call yourself an innocent boy. 2393 02:02:14,750 --> 02:02:16,750 You should have washed that hand. 2394 02:02:16,916 --> 02:02:18,416 Why did you tell the truth to Pooja? 2395 02:02:18,500 --> 02:02:20,000 I would have explained to her later. 2396 02:02:20,166 --> 02:02:21,791 You were trying to be a truthful man's son. 2397 02:02:21,875 --> 02:02:25,875 Brother, you may slap me as many times as you want. 2398 02:02:26,166 --> 02:02:29,000 But don't get my father's name wrong. 2399 02:02:29,041 --> 02:02:35,000 My father's name is Duntoshan Singh. 2400 02:02:35,250 --> 02:02:39,500 He has always taught me to tell the truth. 2401 02:02:39,666 --> 02:02:42,125 I'm sorry, Shampy. I vented my anger on you. 2402 02:02:42,875 --> 02:02:44,625 if I'd ever learnt to tell the truth in life... 2403 02:02:44,666 --> 02:02:47,125 then instead of the foreigner, I would be marrying Pooja today. 2404 02:02:48,500 --> 02:02:53,000 Brother, you really love the respected madam truly? 2405 02:02:53,250 --> 02:02:54,250 Yes. 2406 02:02:54,416 --> 02:02:57,625 Then you should be slapped at least a dozen times, brother. 2407 02:02:59,875 --> 02:03:04,750 I mean, brother, if your love is sweet and pure like Shampy... 2408 02:03:04,875 --> 02:03:08,541 then you must pacify the respected madam anyhow. 2409 02:03:08,666 --> 02:03:12,250 And you must fly along with her. 2410 02:03:13,000 --> 02:03:14,375 Listen to me, brother. 2411 02:03:14,500 --> 02:03:18,500 Look, it's very easy to earn a dollar which is equal to Rs 55. 2412 02:03:18,625 --> 02:03:22,000 But it's very difficult to earn a girl who is equal to true love. 2413 02:03:22,041 --> 02:03:25,666 Brother, you're leaving the wealth of love here and going? 2414 02:03:25,791 --> 02:03:28,541 Shame. Shame. Shame on you. Shame on you. Shame. Shame. 2415 02:03:29,291 --> 02:03:30,875 You have a point, Shampy. 2416 02:03:31,875 --> 02:03:33,541 But how do you know so much about love? 2417 02:03:35,625 --> 02:03:40,750 Brother, actually, my name is Loveoshan Singh. 2418 02:03:41,916 --> 02:03:46,000 You mean to say that I should go and stop Pooja's wedding? 2419 02:03:46,250 --> 02:03:48,875 Absolutely, brother. What else? 2420 02:03:49,000 --> 02:03:52,125 The two policemen, who are standing here... 2421 02:03:52,375 --> 02:03:55,000 take care of them somehow. 2422 02:03:55,250 --> 02:03:57,000 Shampy is with you. 2423 02:03:59,250 --> 02:04:01,000 It looks like it's time to use the biggest... 2424 02:04:01,125 --> 02:04:02,250 weapon of the Punjab Police. 2425 02:04:02,375 --> 02:04:03,375 Weapon? 2426 02:04:04,291 --> 02:04:06,875 Hail the Lord! 2427 02:04:07,125 --> 02:04:09,791 Hail! 2428 02:04:10,666 --> 02:04:12,000 Brother... - What's wrong? 2429 02:04:12,875 --> 02:04:14,916 Brother, we need your help. 2430 02:04:16,000 --> 02:04:17,875 Hello, base. We need back up right away. 2431 02:04:18,125 --> 02:04:19,625 Back up. Back up right away. 2432 02:04:20,666 --> 02:04:22,125 Run! Run! Taxi. 2433 02:04:23,000 --> 02:04:24,000 Stop! Stop! 2434 02:04:24,125 --> 02:04:26,291 You? I've told you so many times that Indians and... 2435 02:04:26,375 --> 02:04:28,041 Brother, please don't bring up that issue today. 2436 02:04:28,125 --> 02:04:29,041 it's about my love. 2437 02:04:29,125 --> 02:04:31,416 if I don't reach there on time, then she'll marry someone else. 2438 02:04:31,625 --> 02:04:35,125 Look, brother, if you don't help us, then love will lose. 2439 02:04:35,166 --> 02:04:37,125 And if love loses, then God will lose. 2440 02:04:37,166 --> 02:04:39,166 Because love is God and God is great. 2441 02:04:39,250 --> 02:04:40,375 if that's the matter... 2442 02:04:40,416 --> 02:04:42,916 then neither are you Indian, nor am I Pakistani. 2443 02:04:43,125 --> 02:04:45,125 We're all brothers. Get in. 2444 02:04:46,000 --> 02:04:48,416 Get in, Shampy. Get in. Get in. 2445 02:05:03,375 --> 02:05:04,375 Get out. 2446 02:05:05,916 --> 02:05:07,000 Thank you, brother. - okay. 2447 02:05:07,291 --> 02:05:09,250 Shampy, there is police here. 2448 02:05:09,625 --> 02:05:10,875 Brother, don't worry. 2449 02:05:11,000 --> 02:05:14,000 You go and meet her from there. Shampy will take care here. 2450 02:05:14,000 --> 02:05:15,000 Sure? - Sure. 2451 02:05:17,375 --> 02:05:19,916 We are not even getting overtime. 2452 02:05:20,125 --> 02:05:21,416 Excuse me, brother. 2453 02:05:21,750 --> 02:05:22,750 The dacoit Shampy! 2454 02:05:23,250 --> 02:05:24,875 Hold! Hold! Hold! Hold! 2455 02:05:25,416 --> 02:05:29,375 Brother, Shampy won't be scared of this weapon. 2456 02:05:29,500 --> 02:05:32,000 Shampy has a bigger weapon. 2457 02:05:32,541 --> 02:05:35,916 Hail the Lord! 2458 02:05:39,000 --> 02:05:40,000 Hail. 2459 02:05:40,375 --> 02:05:41,625 There's no one here to help. 2460 02:05:41,791 --> 02:05:44,166 Looks like I'll be slapped now. 2461 02:05:44,791 --> 02:05:46,250 Catch me if you can! - Get him! Get him! 2462 02:05:46,375 --> 02:05:47,625 God, help me. 2463 02:05:47,875 --> 02:05:50,625 Pooja, Chris, please join your hands... 2464 02:05:50,750 --> 02:05:53,000 and declare your consent in front of God. 2465 02:05:53,625 --> 02:05:54,875 Do you have the rings? 2466 02:05:55,000 --> 02:05:56,000 Rings? 2467 02:05:57,750 --> 02:05:59,625 oh, it's their engagement today. 2468 02:06:00,250 --> 02:06:02,500 I was going crazy thinking they were getting married. 2469 02:06:04,250 --> 02:06:06,125 I will talk to her later. 2470 02:06:09,000 --> 02:06:11,375 Wait till I get my hands on you. - Catch him! 2471 02:06:13,541 --> 02:06:14,625 You? 2472 02:06:15,500 --> 02:06:16,750 What are you doing here? 2473 02:06:17,041 --> 02:06:19,916 I'd come to stop Pooja's wedding. But they're getting engaged. 2474 02:06:20,125 --> 02:06:21,500 idiot, this is not their engagement. 2475 02:06:21,666 --> 02:06:23,500 Exchanging the rings means getting married. 2476 02:06:26,875 --> 02:06:27,875 You're lying. 2477 02:06:28,666 --> 02:06:32,125 I'm telling the truth. This is how foreigners get married. 2478 02:06:32,625 --> 02:06:33,625 Crazy boy. 2479 02:06:38,916 --> 02:06:40,166 Stop! Stop! Stop! 2480 02:06:40,291 --> 02:06:41,791 Stop it right now. 2481 02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:43,875 You? Who are you to stop us? 2482 02:06:43,916 --> 02:06:45,750 Pooja, don't say that. I've come to apologize to you. 2483 02:06:45,916 --> 02:06:48,375 I agree that I've told you many lies, but I love you truly. 2484 02:06:49,625 --> 02:06:51,625 oh, shut up! I don't care. Get out of here. 2485 02:06:51,875 --> 02:06:53,000 Let me get married in peace. 2486 02:06:53,041 --> 02:06:54,875 This means I won't be forgiven if I lied. 2487 02:06:54,916 --> 02:06:57,250 He lied to you and you're marrying him. 2488 02:06:57,416 --> 02:06:58,500 It doesn't look nice. 2489 02:06:58,625 --> 02:07:00,291 What nonsense are you talking? What did he lie about? 2490 02:07:00,375 --> 02:07:02,250 He's not going to accept your family after your marriage. 2491 02:07:02,375 --> 02:07:04,041 He got the false note written to make you agree. 2492 02:07:04,250 --> 02:07:05,500 I had written that note. 2493 02:07:05,750 --> 02:07:08,000 if you feel that I'll consider your lie the truth... 2494 02:07:08,041 --> 02:07:09,875 and won't marry Chris, then you're wrong. 2495 02:07:10,000 --> 02:07:11,041 Chris. - Wait! 2496 02:07:11,625 --> 02:07:12,625 Pooja, I'm telling you. 2497 02:07:12,666 --> 02:07:13,750 if the Punjab Police's friendship is good... 2498 02:07:13,875 --> 02:07:15,166 then their animosity is worse than anything. 2499 02:07:15,250 --> 02:07:17,125 Really? What will you do? What will you do? 2500 02:07:17,541 --> 02:07:19,041 You're threatening me. 2501 02:07:19,875 --> 02:07:20,875 Chris. 2502 02:07:24,000 --> 02:07:25,750 What are you doing? - What are you doing, Fateh? 2503 02:07:25,875 --> 02:07:27,541 Don't interfere! I'll flail you! 2504 02:07:27,625 --> 02:07:30,125 Flail? What's that? - Why do you want to know? 2505 02:07:30,250 --> 02:07:32,375 Just keep quiet, Chris. Give me the ring. - I won't. 2506 02:07:36,916 --> 02:07:37,916 Fateh! 2507 02:07:38,041 --> 02:07:39,041 Pooja! 2508 02:07:39,375 --> 02:07:40,875 Fateh! - What's happening, father? 2509 02:07:41,625 --> 02:07:42,625 Dance. 2510 02:07:43,000 --> 02:07:44,875 Fateh! Fateh, give me my ring back. 2511 02:07:45,625 --> 02:07:47,666 I'll not. Please forgive me first, Pooja. 2512 02:07:49,291 --> 02:07:51,500 Why should I forgive you? - Because I've really changed. 2513 02:07:51,791 --> 02:07:53,916 You will never stop lying. 2514 02:07:54,000 --> 02:07:56,125 Pooja, I can swear if you want me to. I've changed. 2515 02:07:56,250 --> 02:07:58,625 I'm ready to tell you all the truths of my life. 2516 02:07:58,666 --> 02:08:00,125 You can ask me whatever you want. 2517 02:08:00,166 --> 02:08:01,750 I'm not interested in your life. Give me my ring! 2518 02:08:01,791 --> 02:08:03,250 Please forgive me. - I... 2519 02:08:04,750 --> 02:08:06,916 Fateh, give me my ring back. - Pooja, please forgive me. 2520 02:08:07,791 --> 02:08:09,666 Fateh, give me my ring. - Please forgive me. 2521 02:08:10,041 --> 02:08:14,416 Fateh! - Give me my ring! Drive the car. - Give me! 2522 02:08:14,750 --> 02:08:16,666 Stop the car! Give me my ring! 2523 02:08:16,791 --> 02:08:20,125 Listen to my truths, Pooja. - I don't want to hear your truths. 2524 02:08:20,166 --> 02:08:22,416 okay, what if I told you that until the 4th class, I used to think... 2525 02:08:22,500 --> 02:08:24,291 that parents buy their children from the market... 2526 02:08:24,375 --> 02:08:26,125 and that I was bought from the confectioner Lovely? 2527 02:08:26,250 --> 02:08:27,791 Won't you still agree? - No. 2528 02:08:28,250 --> 02:08:31,000 okay, what if I tell you that I wear the same underwear twice? 2529 02:08:31,875 --> 02:08:33,125 Do you really think that... 2530 02:08:33,250 --> 02:08:35,166 I would agree after listening to this and embrace you? 2531 02:08:35,291 --> 02:08:37,041 Please agree, Pooja. I'll hug you myself. 2532 02:08:37,125 --> 02:08:38,166 Just shut up! 2533 02:08:38,375 --> 02:08:41,875 okay, what if I tell you that my nickname is Topra? 2534 02:08:42,000 --> 02:08:44,041 You still won't agree? - No. 2535 02:08:44,750 --> 02:08:47,041 okay, what if I tell you what 'flail' means? 2536 02:08:47,625 --> 02:08:49,000 Will you agree then? - No. 2537 02:08:50,000 --> 02:08:51,875 Think about it again, Pooja. - No! 2538 02:08:56,375 --> 02:08:57,375 Please agree. 2539 02:08:58,875 --> 02:09:00,125 okay. Tell me what it means. 2540 02:09:00,375 --> 02:09:01,375 Why should I tell you? 2541 02:09:01,500 --> 02:09:04,000 First tell me that you've forgiven me and you love me. 2542 02:09:04,375 --> 02:09:06,375 What? I love you? 2543 02:09:06,625 --> 02:09:08,541 You don't love me? - Never. 2544 02:09:08,625 --> 02:09:09,875 Hey, you truthful woman! 2545 02:09:10,000 --> 02:09:11,750 You tell people to be truthful. 2546 02:09:11,875 --> 02:09:14,125 And now you're lying to me on purpose. 2547 02:09:14,500 --> 02:09:17,750 This isn't a lie. it's true. I can never love a man like you. 2548 02:09:18,000 --> 02:09:21,000 Have you seen your face? You look like an idiot. 2549 02:09:21,375 --> 02:09:22,375 idiot? 2550 02:09:24,291 --> 02:09:26,666 Have you gone crazy? I insulted you and you're laughing. 2551 02:09:26,750 --> 02:09:30,416 I... okay, you left your wedding, lied at the airport... 2552 02:09:30,500 --> 02:09:32,875 took special permissions for traveling without a passport. 2553 02:09:33,000 --> 02:09:36,291 As if you did all this not because you love this idiot... 2554 02:09:36,375 --> 02:09:38,375 but because you want to know what 'flail' means. 2555 02:09:38,541 --> 02:09:40,541 You are very funny, constable. 2556 02:09:40,916 --> 02:09:42,541 You attacked the Punjab Police! But why? 2557 02:09:42,625 --> 02:09:43,916 You understood this very soon. 2558 02:09:44,000 --> 02:09:46,000 But you still didn't understand how to pacify someone who's upset. 2559 02:09:46,041 --> 02:09:47,166 You didn't come to pacify instead. 2560 02:09:47,250 --> 02:09:48,666 instead, you sent Chris with the note. 2561 02:09:48,750 --> 02:09:50,625 What if I'd really married Chris in anger? 2562 02:09:50,875 --> 02:09:52,375 if I don't have the sense to pacify... 2563 02:09:52,416 --> 02:09:53,500 then even you must know the limit of being upset. 2564 02:09:53,625 --> 02:09:55,750 You shouldn't insult the pacifier so much that he gives up. 2565 02:09:55,875 --> 02:09:57,291 What if I hadn't reached the church on time? 2566 02:09:57,375 --> 02:09:58,500 Then I would have married Chris. 2567 02:09:58,625 --> 02:09:59,875 He's at least not an idiot like you. 2568 02:09:59,916 --> 02:10:01,916 Go and marry Chris. You're threatening me. 2569 02:10:02,000 --> 02:10:04,000 I don't want to pacify you. Get lost. 2570 02:10:04,500 --> 02:10:08,875 You think I'll go to Punjab with you after listening to all this? 2571 02:10:09,291 --> 02:10:11,125 Just wait and watch. The minute we land... 2572 02:10:11,250 --> 02:10:12,750 I'll immediately take a flight back. 2573 02:10:13,000 --> 02:10:14,000 Go away! 2574 02:10:14,875 --> 02:10:15,916 Give me your number. 2575 02:10:20,750 --> 02:10:23,416 Dear, I just dozed off. 2576 02:10:26,000 --> 02:10:27,125 What is it? 2577 02:10:33,500 --> 02:10:34,500 Stop it. 2578 02:10:34,541 --> 02:10:35,541 She laughed. 2579 02:10:37,125 --> 02:10:38,125 Constable. 2580 02:10:38,750 --> 02:10:40,541 The Punjab Police is feeling sorry. 2581 02:10:40,791 --> 02:10:42,250 it's okay, constable. 2582 02:10:45,291 --> 02:10:48,916 The Punjab Police is feeling a little bit of love. 2583 02:10:49,291 --> 02:10:50,291 You know that... 2584 02:10:51,875 --> 02:10:52,875 fling. 2585 02:10:53,250 --> 02:10:54,375 it's okay, constable. 2586 02:10:54,625 --> 02:10:56,875 it's okay? Then you also tell me 'l love you'. 2587 02:11:04,916 --> 02:11:06,166 First tell me what 'flail' means. 2588 02:11:06,500 --> 02:11:08,791 What? - Yes. - Why has 'flail' come between our love? 2589 02:11:08,875 --> 02:11:10,166 Will you tell me or should I go back? 2590 02:11:10,250 --> 02:11:12,000 This means you want to know it anyhow. - Yes. 2591 02:11:12,125 --> 02:11:13,416 Brother, stop. 2592 02:11:14,625 --> 02:11:17,000 Yes. - Today I'll tell you what it means. - Please! 2593 02:11:18,875 --> 02:11:19,875 Set hand. 2594 02:11:22,166 --> 02:11:26,916 Constable, actually... even I don't know what 'flail' means. - What? 2595 02:11:28,250 --> 02:11:29,375 Constable, I will... 2596 02:11:32,916 --> 02:11:34,000 I won't spare you! 2597 02:11:34,500 --> 02:11:35,875 I am going to kill you. 2598 02:11:40,500 --> 02:11:41,916 I missed you too, dear. 2599 02:11:43,250 --> 02:11:44,875 I missed you too, father. 2600 02:11:45,250 --> 02:11:46,250 I love you. 2601 02:11:50,375 --> 02:11:53,375 Please, father. Please, father. At least listen to me. 2602 02:11:53,625 --> 02:11:55,500 Father, stop. Stop, father. 2603 02:11:55,916 --> 02:11:57,416 Father, calm down. 2604 02:11:57,791 --> 02:12:00,791 'After a little drama, the DC finally agreed.' 2605 02:12:01,000 --> 02:12:02,125 'How wouldn't he have agreed?' 2606 02:12:02,250 --> 02:12:05,291 'After all, his wife patched up with him on the condition...' 2607 02:12:05,500 --> 02:12:08,041 'that both the constables will get married.' 2608 02:12:08,250 --> 02:12:09,250 Hands up. 2609 02:12:09,291 --> 02:12:12,125 'So, the Punjab police officer married... 2610 02:12:12,250 --> 02:12:14,375 the Vancouver police officer.' 2611 02:12:14,875 --> 02:12:18,250 He will cry... 2612 02:12:18,375 --> 02:12:22,416 'But like always, even this time, the wrong song was sung.' 2613 02:12:23,250 --> 02:12:29,625 "There is a slight breeze. Someone is crying." 2614 02:12:30,125 --> 02:12:31,750 "Like me..." 2615 02:12:33,625 --> 02:12:35,750 'But perhaps, this song was being played for them.' 2616 02:12:41,625 --> 02:12:42,875 You are handsome. 2617 02:12:44,500 --> 02:12:46,541 'They got settled.' 2618 02:12:47,041 --> 02:12:48,625 'But what happened to dacoit Shampy?' 2619 02:12:48,750 --> 02:12:50,750 How much longer will it take? 2620 02:12:50,916 --> 02:12:54,041 Shampy is tired! Shampy will die! Shampy will die! 2621 02:12:54,916 --> 02:12:57,250 'And Shampy's favorite father?' 2622 02:12:57,916 --> 02:13:01,541 Buy Shampy's vehicle and father. it's sweet. 2623 02:13:01,750 --> 02:13:04,375 'He's been trying to collect money to... 2624 02:13:04,416 --> 02:13:06,750 bring his dear son back to India.' 2625 02:13:07,750 --> 02:13:10,916 'our Pakistani brother is letting go of the money.' 2626 02:13:12,125 --> 02:13:14,541 'The size of inspector Joginder Singh's stomach...' 2627 02:13:14,666 --> 02:13:17,041 'has reduced from 36 inches to 34 inches.' 2628 02:13:17,250 --> 02:13:20,250 'And Fateh Singh has gone from 34 to 36 inches.' 2629 02:13:20,750 --> 02:13:22,541 'It is said that even the Canada police...' 2630 02:13:22,625 --> 02:13:24,625 'are following Fateh Singh's techniques.' 2631 02:13:26,666 --> 02:13:30,041 'We completely forgot about granny.' 2632 02:13:34,041 --> 02:13:35,250 Where is everyone? 2633 02:13:35,416 --> 02:13:38,416 'So, this was the story of Jatt and Juliet.' 2634 02:13:39,250 --> 02:13:41,875 'Hold on. Hold on. Sorry. Sorry.' 2635 02:13:42,500 --> 02:13:43,625 'l forgot something.' 2636 02:13:43,750 --> 02:13:47,166 Stop! Stop! Hello! Stop! Stop! 2637 02:13:48,375 --> 02:13:49,625 What's the matter, inspector? 2638 02:13:49,750 --> 02:13:53,250 Why are you riding without a helmet? Give me a fine of Rs 1500. 2639 02:13:53,500 --> 02:13:57,000 Fine? I think you didn't recognize me. 2640 02:13:57,166 --> 02:13:59,375 Whoever you are, pay the fine or I'll flail you. 2641 02:13:59,875 --> 02:14:03,250 Please don't flail me, inspector. it'll spoil the beauty of my face. 2642 02:14:03,916 --> 02:14:05,250 is that what 'flail' means? 2643 02:14:06,000 --> 02:14:09,625 of course. You can lam me if you want. 2644 02:14:10,291 --> 02:14:11,791 What does 'lam' mean? 2645 02:14:12,000 --> 02:14:14,666 He wants to know. Why do you care? 2646 02:14:21,416 --> 02:14:23,125 See this, I've learnt Juliet's spelling. 2647 02:14:23,166 --> 02:14:25,000 Juliet's spelling is correct, but Two's is wrong. 2648 02:14:25,500 --> 02:14:27,125 It’s a 'TWO'. 2649 02:14:27,416 --> 02:14:28,625 That'll be 'Tuwo!' 2650 02:14:36,166 --> 02:14:39,791 "My sweetheart." 2651 02:14:40,291 --> 02:14:47,166 "I want to be the king of hip-hop." 2652 02:14:47,250 --> 02:14:54,000 "I wish fairies fly around me." 2653 02:14:54,125 --> 02:14:57,500 "My sweetheart." 2654 02:14:57,875 --> 02:15:01,166 "My heart skips a beat for you." 2655 02:15:01,250 --> 02:15:04,625 "My sweetheart." 2656 02:15:04,916 --> 02:15:11,750 "Keep me locked in your heart." 2657 02:15:11,791 --> 02:15:17,125 "Make me yours." 2658 02:15:17,625 --> 02:15:24,291 "I want to be the king of hip-hop." 2659 02:15:24,625 --> 02:15:31,375 "I wish fairies fly around me." 2660 02:15:31,416 --> 02:15:35,125 "My sweetheart." 2661 02:15:42,916 --> 02:15:49,625 "If you've the car, you're lucky." 2662 02:15:49,875 --> 02:15:56,750 "If you've the property, you're lucky." 2663 02:15:56,791 --> 02:16:00,166 "If you've the car, you're lucky." 2664 02:16:00,250 --> 02:16:03,791 "If you've the property, you're lucky." 2665 02:16:03,875 --> 02:16:08,916 "Then Jatt will have the Juliet." 2666 02:16:09,125 --> 02:16:12,666 "The king of hip-hop." 2667 02:16:12,750 --> 02:16:19,500 "I want to be the king of hip-hop." 2668 02:16:19,625 --> 02:16:26,916 "I wish fairies fly around me." 2669 02:16:27,375 --> 02:16:32,125 'Fateh Singh from Ludhiyana. Sonali from Mohali.' 2670 02:16:32,250 --> 02:16:34,125 'Song from Jatt And Juliet 2' 2671 02:16:34,250 --> 02:16:36,666 'Keep Listening 1.5/2 Radio Buggi' 2672 02:16:36,750 --> 02:16:38,416 'We will rock!'